I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in a sleeping bag and lather butter all over myself and slide around the kitchen floor pretending I am a slug - ThreadSky

papawoof.bsky.social • 19 days ago

I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in a sleeping bag and lather butter all over myself and slide around the kitchen floor pretending I am a slug

Comments

hartiverse.bsky.social•19 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

anthenning78.bsky.social•19 days ago

Unsalted butter, I presume?

earth-muffin.bsky.social•18 days ago

We have a slug expert in our midst!

twosense.bsky.social•19 days ago

😆

exindiv.bsky.social•19 days ago

No you don't.
You'd have to clean it u- oh. wait. You have dogs.
Nevermind.

butterofpeanuts.bsky.social•19 days ago

It's 2025; whatever gets you through.

niccim.bsky.social•19 days ago

😂😂😂

thievesguild.biz•19 days ago

OK then

luq73.bsky.social•19 days ago

I hear a lot of people use that therapy.🤣🤣

humannotabot.bsky.social•19 days ago

This is a post that would have haunted me 20 years ago. With everything going on in the world, your thing seems tame. Also the me from 20 years ago was a judgy asshole.

Carry on you wonderful slug-person.