My neighbor below me in the valley set up a firing range on the banks of the salmon stream at the base of my property. I am not happy, so am planning on building a machine to fling dog poop on their roof.
I am going to call it this machine the trebushit. Or the fecapult, depending on design.
Back in college, a few of us built a pretty decent floating arm trebuchet for about $120 or so... booze, weed, and access to power tools apparently leads to very long range lawn bocce, on occasion.
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Don’t act like that wouldn’t be impressive… 🤔
I am going to call it this machine the trebushit. Or the fecapult, depending on design.
If Instructables was around when I was a child, I would have never made it to adulthood. 💀
Last flight from the giant slingshot would have been epic though.
Warning - if your kids (including adult kids and yourself) have one of these, take the garbage out yourself.
I know nothing...
You claim to know nothing, but there are rumors . . .
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Not sure this counts but I am still tagging you as it does have a delightful medieval theme lol
used it for lobbing melons
Too large and cumbersome
to own longterm
Appears neighbors frown
flying melons within city limits
Bought Co2 potato launcher
appears town disapproves
of potato launchers
Had a peeper once
he tapped window
flashlight/scream mask
Peepers gone
This would be a new twist in a horror film.
You find likeminded individuals, form a workgroup, building materials, a diagram and begin hammering away.
Then you too, can launch a projectile ca 300 meters.
You need a whole team to operate it anyhow.