So @gtconway.bsky.social you’re a lawyer, if there were a wrongful termination suit from this and Elon is, as he claims, not officially a member of the executive branch, then presumably he has no immunity and can be held personally responsible, right?
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1. I treated my dog's ear infection
2. I read up on all the messed up things this administration is doing. I also read up on witchy curses to stop them.
3. I reminded myself that Hitler was defeated and is dead.
4. I slept.
5. I made cornbread.
Will this keep my job?
- wrote “Trump is my king” on whiteboard 10x
- googled how to bear Elon’s baby
- practiced Nazi salute
- tried on MAGA hats
- Happy Hour Honoring Hegseth committee
Elin’s Five Point Bullet List for “What I did Last Week”
*Vague memories of some weird drug addled chainsaw thing
* Circle Jerk with DOGE team Incel
* Ignored multiple spawn
*Used other evil spawn as bulletproof meat vest
*Zoom meeting with Vlad
ANSWERING EMAILS is a good answer? With given statuses. Just how many thousand Federal employees are there? Tell everything done like "Powered up Laptop, then opened email app. Put date, day of the week, time, and length of task. In separate status reports, any phone call, or interoffice mail.
I disagree. It's not funny to federal employees who are feeling harassed and threatened every day since January 20th simply for doing our jobs. Or to those who have been terminated for doing theirs.
Someone should write one for Trump.
1. Slap on makeup
2. Assemble hair covering bald spot
3. Golf
4. Watch Fox and golf on TV
5. Sign Executive Orders and hold rambling Pressers.
Unfortunately, for us federal employees, being terrorized every day is working. We are afraid we are demoralized. We are giving up hope that anyone will defend us.
1. Go fuck yourself
2. I laughed at Trump’s CPAC clown show
3. I trolled Leon on X
4. I went golfing like the fascist dictator did
5. I lit your email on fire.
We do know that the orange turd put in a lot of time on the golf course, flying around in a very expensive aeroplane, and wondering what became of Melania.
I don't find it funny at all. I think it's demeaning and cruel to people who have done nothing to deserve this. These people's livelihood and family security is at stake...no, not funny at all...
Copy and paste 5 items from your job description and repeat every time they ask. Not humorous but the easy way to comply. Wonder how this effects people on leave?
Isn’t that managing from behind? and if you’re asking them what they did, isn’t that the same as admitting you don’t know what they’ve done or are doing?
His end is coming sooner than he thinks but later than we want.
I predict late spring/early summer critical mass will be reached.
Call your representatives in congress. All of you-nonstop.
They work for us and need some angry reminders of that. They need to hear this. Make them uncomfortable! The republicans could stop this &are choosing not too.It’s absolutely abuse&needs to end! I am so sorry for what you’re going through.
Plenty of people HAVE had such jobs. We were NOT commanded by the not-head of the company to spend Monday accounting for our previous week of work... or be shitcanned.
1. This is not "accountability." 2. NO ONE will read all that.
You are downplaying the absurdity & abuse of this. Why??
Dude, you're an idiot. I'm assuming it's some sort of brain damage that turns anyone into a bernout, anyway.
It's pointless to argue with anyone who makes excuses for Elon Musk's bizarre overreach. Do you think this makes you sound professional? It makes you sound like an everyday dickhead.
Reporting to your manager or supervisor is appropriate. Reporting to an unelected, unappointed, illegal immigrant... not so much. Even if he was your supervisor's supervisor, it would be a gross over step to ask you directly.
You don't realize that is what he does with his employees. I hated him before it was trendy because he is anti-labor and has a long history of employee exploitation and abuse. This Kardashianized country treated him like a hero for some reason but he has always been a piece of shit.
Not funny. It's showing you they -- tRusk -- can be as irrational as they want and you can't do anything about it. Very Stalin (making his generals dance), Nero, ... .
Wasn’t he dealing with baby mama drama! Also doing the Texas chainsaw routine at cpak. Looking all under the influence .I bet he was doing his hail to the chief arm raise behind the curtain. He seems he has the “ fortunate son” syndrome.
Elon:
My five things last week:
1) banged your mom
2) painted Elon is a fascist” on parked Tesla
3) banged your mom again
4) watched videos of your rockets blowing up
5) told your mom to stop calling me
1. Did my job
2. Also did my job
3. Did an unrelated aspect of my job
4. Told a South African putz to go fuck himself.
5. Did another aspect of my job.
I sent what I think was a pretty good email to them. Ex. What I did last week - educated everyone in the US and Europe on how deadly dangerous it is to be in a Tesla or even anywhere around them. Like that ...
How’s this “comedy” for the employees? While those of us not in government we may find humor in it but this is horrifying when you see your financial future hanging on a knife edge
A suggested template:
“It’s difficult to be productive facing the distractions, mixed and often contradictory messages, veiled threats, and the unknown of whether we will still have a job at the end of any given day. However, in the face of all that, the following are some of my actions last week…”
Actually, they could do it seriously, and show what the people do. Start with the people that were fired. One might say, "I was completing a long overdue safety validation of some nuclear weapons, but apparently that wasn't too important. My family needed me employed so I got a new job."
- watched a starlink launch
- prayed to president trump for 8 hours
- purchased Amazon packages
- worked on my cybertruck
- put Fox News on all the televisions
There are 2.3 million federal employees. That’s 2.3 million emails a week. Who will read each of the 2.3 million emails and decide if the employee has justified his job?
I would like to send Krasnov a weekly email of his assigned tasks from WE THE PEOPLE who are his bosses. I only see a submission form, not an email address though.
My husband hasn’t taken a vacation since 2019. Oh wait, he did take two days off to fly cross-country to his Dad’s funeral January 2024. How can he summarize last week in only 5 bullet points?
Template: I did so much this week, people are saying it was my best work yet. I can’t even begin to tell you how much work I did and anything that I didn’t get done was Nancy Pélosi’s fault or as I like to call her crazy Nancy. I don’t want to go into details because my work is very personal to me.
George I get this is ridiculous but I have many friends who work at CDC and are just terrified that they might loose their jobs - this is just another layer of torment for them
Just sent an email telling the OPM that I worked on resisting the Fascist takeover of my government. If you hear that I’ve been disappeared you know who did it.
And since when is he their manager? The nerve of that guy is beyond belief. This is the problem with billionaires who have never had to be accountable to anyone. Pathetic.
#1 - Drank an Old Fashioned
#2 - Took a Nap
#3 - Delighted co-workers with sarcasm
#4 - Dropped a tray of chocolate covered pretzels in the conference room before the town hall
#5 - Put Black History Month stickers on bulletin board and gave out emotional support dumpster fires
Every manager gets weekly or monthly reports just like that so they can report their activities up the ladder. People should be able to pull dozens of those from their personal files. Let's see the Ketamine Kid's report for last week, and how about Big Balls, too.
Last week I saw the country go from a Kleptocracy to dictatorship, autocracies, plutocracies. That was Monday. The rest o the week I was crying in a corner, that was my week. Fuck off
My husband Tom drew this cartoon in August of 2028. It is even more relevant today. They are both ignorant psychopaths, liars, and creatures without a conscience. Trump has destroyed our Democracy.
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Show and tell! How fun!Thanks for asking!
What I did this week:
1. I sent 9 faxes to my reps wondering why Congress is ceding the power of the purse to an unelected madman
2. I called my congressional reps 4x w/ the same ?
3. I supported Ukraine w/$
….➡️
4. Spoke to 4 neighbors about the coup
5. Got my disabled elderly sister to be slightly less terrified about losing food stamps, Medicaid and SS. She makes that $28/month SNAP card go a long way though!
#ThingsIDidThisWeek [email protected]
1. Made an Elon Musk Voodoo doll
1. Stuck pins in the dolls eyes
3. Stabbed the doll through the heart
4. Soaked the doll in Gasoline
5. Lit that m’fer up and walked away
I had norovirus last week so I’ll be providing a play by play of my bathroom meetings and a bulleted report of symptoms 🦠🤮💩. That’s all these fucks will be getting from me!
So. Apparently, the muskRat is the boss of all federal workers? WTH does he know about what duties all positions perform? But most importantly, who the Hell is this muskRat and what authority does he have to do this? Government works for the people and we the people did NOT elect him.
Except there is NOTHING funny about it. These are people losing their jobs. For you to state this is comedy is grossly irresponsible. Take it down George.
Since the President is a Federal employee (he draws a govt paycheck), did he get a what-have-you-done email, too?
Wanna bet that 3 of his answers were 'played golf'?
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1. I treated my dog's ear infection
2. I read up on all the messed up things this administration is doing. I also read up on witchy curses to stop them.
3. I reminded myself that Hitler was defeated and is dead.
4. I slept.
5. I made cornbread.
Watch grandson for 4 days
Model @museum for 10
3 loads of laundry
Lifeguard duties @ pool
- wrote “Trump is my king” on whiteboard 10x
- googled how to bear Elon’s baby
- practiced Nazi salute
- tried on MAGA hats
- Happy Hour Honoring Hegseth committee
*Vague memories of some weird drug addled chainsaw thing
* Circle Jerk with DOGE team Incel
* Ignored multiple spawn
*Used other evil spawn as bulletproof meat vest
*Zoom meeting with Vlad
Let's go!
1. Slap on makeup
2. Assemble hair covering bald spot
3. Golf
4. Watch Fox and golf on TV
5. Sign Executive Orders and hold rambling Pressers.
I understand Nazis don’t know what that means
1. Go fuck yourself
2. I laughed at Trump’s CPAC clown show
3. I trolled Leon on X
4. I went golfing like the fascist dictator did
5. I lit your email on fire.
“Last week, I worked from early in the morning until late in the evening. I made many calls and had many meetings."
5 things I achieved this week:
1. Fuck you, Elon
2. Fuck you, Elon Musk
3. Fuck you, Trump
4. Double fuck you, Trump
5. Typed this email.
Ps- fuck you both.
Fuck them both!
Formed a…
Undertook a…
Consolidated the…
Kicked off a…
Yearly review…
Organized a…
Unified the…
Examined a…
Looped in…
Optimized our..
Negotiated the…!
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FyJtnDMfvkKfsC2Y
There won’t be anyone left at the IRS to track me down.
2. I thought about pooping.
3. I pooped.
4. I thought about cleaning my keyboard.
5. I cleaned my keyboard.
I love how so many of us (you’re one of the best at it) are trying to handle those craziness with humor!
Now, Federal employee friends….go roast ‘em!!!!
His end is coming sooner than he thinks but later than we want.
I predict late spring/early summer critical mass will be reached.
They work for us and need some angry reminders of that. They need to hear this. Make them uncomfortable! The republicans could stop this &are choosing not too.It’s absolutely abuse&needs to end! I am so sorry for what you’re going through.
Do you really think accountability is beneath federal employees? We're paying their fucking salaries, after all.
1. This is not "accountability." 2. NO ONE will read all that.
You are downplaying the absurdity & abuse of this. Why??
Millions of Americans live this reality every fucking day. You're telling me you can't be arsed to do it, despite the great pay and benefits you get?
Wake up. This is not the way to defend your job.
It's pointless to argue with anyone who makes excuses for Elon Musk's bizarre overreach. Do you think this makes you sound professional? It makes you sound like an everyday dickhead.
1. Played golf
2. Continued being a Russian asset
3. Did nothing to lower the price of eggs
America fought tyranny 1776
No Fcking King Trump!
#NoFckingKing
#USDemocracy
I think this could be a good board game!
My five things last week:
1) banged your mom
2) painted Elon is a fascist” on parked Tesla
3) banged your mom again
4) watched videos of your rockets blowing up
5) told your mom to stop calling me
2. Ditto
3. Ditto
4. Ditto
5. Extra Ditto !!!
2. Also did my job
3. Did an unrelated aspect of my job
4. Told a South African putz to go fuck himself.
5. Did another aspect of my job.
“It’s difficult to be productive facing the distractions, mixed and often contradictory messages, veiled threats, and the unknown of whether we will still have a job at the end of any given day. However, in the face of all that, the following are some of my actions last week…”
All day every day.
2. My job
3. My job
4. My job
5. This email
Let ‘em do what they’re going to do anyway and leave them wanting when they realize what they’ve done.
https://bsky.app/profile/gxldsociety.bsky.social/post/3lisuadpnrk2v
Cheated at golf.
It contains two misspellings. One instance of incorrect capitalization and no punctuation.
Oh, and it's scrawled in sharpie on the back of a McDonalds placemat for kiddies.
- watched a starlink launch
- prayed to president trump for 8 hours
- purchased Amazon packages
- worked on my cybertruck
- put Fox News on all the televisions
😵💫💫💫
Oops. 😁😁😁😁
So this request basically flies in the face of all of the cyber security training we're required to complete annually.
Ffs
Dear Bluesky Members:
Please send George a list of the top 5 reasons you think Elon, his chainsaw, and the rest of the DOGE crew should fuck off.
Please send the list no later than Sunday or I’ll make lots of empty threats designed to intimidate you.
Subject line: What did you do last week?
https://bsky.app/profile/fritschner.bsky.social/post/3lisdxhpojk2q
#2 - Took a Nap
#3 - Delighted co-workers with sarcasm
#4 - Dropped a tray of chocolate covered pretzels in the conference room before the town hall
#5 - Put Black History Month stickers on bulletin board and gave out emotional support dumpster fires
LOL
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Show and tell! How fun!Thanks for asking!
What I did this week:
1. I sent 9 faxes to my reps wondering why Congress is ceding the power of the purse to an unelected madman
2. I called my congressional reps 4x w/ the same ?
3. I supported Ukraine w/$
….➡️
5. Got my disabled elderly sister to be slightly less terrified about losing food stamps, Medicaid and SS. She makes that $28/month SNAP card go a long way though!
#ThingsIDidThisWeek
[email protected]
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1. Made an Elon Musk Voodoo doll
1. Stuck pins in the dolls eyes
3. Stabbed the doll through the heart
4. Soaked the doll in Gasoline
5. Lit that m’fer up and walked away
Anyway, that was my week.
Tuesday, Wednesday: stayed in bed
Thursday: watched the walls instead
Friday: was in love
*hat tip*
Kill the server!!
Wanna bet that 3 of his answers were 'played golf'?