I would have gotten shitfaced too had I been forced to watch that speech
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Denise McMuffin
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Comrade Mike Johnson
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Haynes: No sir. I let Jesus take the wheel!
And because I was rewatching season one of Todd Margaret. It holds up fine, I’m happy to report.
The guy that is happily helping destroy the USA.
Drunk driving will be the BEST thing he's remembered for.
Everyone know this to be true.
Unfortunately he stood too close to the Speaker, whose holy aura was so strong it accidentally changed the water into wine. Could happen to anyone.
But also I'd love to see karma get them while we're still around to see it
I'm sure there's an app for that.
but this is not, unfortunately for him, a valid defense in court.
😜😉
Death Penalty.
It's just a shame he didn't wrap his car around a tree.
🖕
Nancy Reagan said it best. “Just Say No!”
Alcoholism is a choice! Meth is a choice. Fentanyl is a choice. Plain and simple! Once addicted it isn’t easy to stop.
There are many types of addicts and we do not need them running the government!
We need janitors though.
Good, Christian, progressive, fatherly advice!
Right up there with "never take it out of your pants, son" LOL!
Let's make it famous!
Probably!
The way he speaks to Pamela Brown and said “markets”
there ain’t no way they weren’t all drunk all night long till this morning IMO
“While most crimes in Washington are prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney's Office for the DC, DUI offenses are prosecuted by the D.C. Office of the Attorney General, an office headed by D.C. Attorney General Brian L. Schwalb.”
That’ll be the next threat.
Lol for a DUI ffs. 🤦🏻♀️
Cop cars
We need you!