With some help from the Daily Show, here’s my latest Instagram message to the DC Bar about Brad Bondi’s candidacy for its presidency. 😁 www.instagram.com/reel/DJo8nW-... - ThreadSky

gtconway.bsky.social • 4 days ago

With some help from the Daily Show, here’s my latest Instagram message to the DC Bar about Brad Bondi’s candidacy for its presidency. 😁

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJo8nW-RnyJ/?igsh=MWw1anEwcTBua3Fmcg==

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lesliesherman.bsky.social•4 days ago

My question is: how in the FUCK did either of these boneheaded Bondi’s pass a bar exam, when they both obviously failed basic math?
Jesus Christ, they’re stupid! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

h3d1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Trump is himself such an overwhelming, singular idiot of such magnitude that he attracts the finest idiots from all over like a huge industrial sized idiot magnet. He is the idiot singularity.

bluejay47.bsky.social•2 days ago

This administration works hard to find talents capable of this level of confusion and obsucates the actual task and real issues

gruntmusic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Actually, Brad spent -are you ready for this, media?!- FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND HOURS in his 25-year career working on pro-bono cases.

follicular.bsky.social•4 days ago

???

gruntmusic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Exactly.

jjurek.bsky.social•4 days ago

So is “Bondi-izing” the new buzz word for exaggerating or outright blowing smoke up someone’s ass?

jjurek.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or would that be Bondi-sizing?

girlwithoutaparty.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh how I wish I could vote in the DC Bar election.

drobertsimg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Man, I knew some people who billed 4,000 hours in a year back in my law firm days but they’ll be proud to tell you that almost none of those were pro bono.

msdobalina.bsky.social•4 days ago

" billed 4,000 hours in a year"

Whew! Olympic caliber timesheet padding right there 🫡

bluealways.bsky.social•4 days ago

He's claiming that he has worked pro bono 10.96 hours a day for 25 years. Yeah, right.🥴🙄

h3d1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ugh I remember when Bondi was just a shitty beach.

beverlymann19.bsky.social•4 days ago

She has as much chance to win as I do. And I'm not a member.

Incessant, cutesy provocation from these people. It's a fundamental part of their modus operandi.

kontinentalkitties.bsky.social•4 days ago

Had to de-cloud my Instagram but it was worth it.
Blondi & brother lie as they breathe.

southsamplymouth.bsky.social•3 days ago

As required by MAGAism

msdobalina.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ahahahahaha these fright-wing clowns are never more hilariously self-exposing than when they foolishly cite numbers.

Oh hi, journos 👆

mhhoward-al.bsky.social•4 days ago

Their problem with math could be the reason the national debt grows so much when a Republican is in the White House & Republicans control both chambers of Congress.

Just saying...

kacolo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wow. I wish this guy had been around when I was coordinating pro bono attorneys for my local bar!

msdobalina.bsky.social•4 days ago

He apparently did ALL the pro bono work. There's none left.

mgsnova85.bsky.social•4 days ago

Keep em comin! Now do Felon #47 hahah

19thamend.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think it would be a fair analysis that the Bondis must have taken their law school ethics class from the DJT "university" or just homeschooled. Did he think no 1 would put pen to paper or did he just steal the hours of everyone who ever worked w/ him?

geordieradge.bsky.social•4 days ago

“100,000 hours.”

goldenretrieverear.bsky.social•3 days ago

So the dude claims to have worked 11 hours per day, every day including holidays and weekends, for 25 years on pro bono work.
What the hell is wrong with right wing brains that makes them lie, cheat and steal to win?

dougkantor.bsky.social•4 days ago

That was so good I need to stand up and clap. Bravo sir! In fact, I just stood up and clapped for 30,000 hours.

bonster1001.bsky.social•3 days ago

Also a great example of why good education is so important. Especially counting and basic arithmetic (and good use of AI in a pinch). 😐

annagreyhound.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do you remember the series GRIMM Pam Bondi reminds me of Adeline the witch in the series, the republican party are the royals

greatscot4.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well his wife should be barred

bluesos.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know lawyers put in long days, but a 40hr week with 2 weeks vacation is 2000 hrs/yr. 100,000 hrs would be 50 yrs of work. Even he worked twice as much -16 hr days - that would be 25 yrs, essentially his whole career as George points out.

independentmedia.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sounds like, not only can't he do hard math (I'd be scared to see how he bills his clients if he's incapable of that much), he seems to be projecting precisely what he wants to do by accusing it of George.

aseyda.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is all grotesque by now! Not sure how we literally survive this presidency as in no major disaster happens.

botanicalbaby.bsky.social•4 days ago

So good ❤️

writergail.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unfortunately I took retired status, so I can’t vote against this whiny liar

19thamend.bsky.social•4 days ago

You are bound to know someone in DC still practicing please give them a call & forward this to them.

rustymike12.bsky.social•4 days ago

10 hrs a day pro bono
ok

photobyjw.bsky.social•3 days ago

You still do Meta?

ellenbraaten.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’ve never been so invested in the election outcome of a professional organization, and that includes ones in which I’m a member.

whatajlp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Same!

frh.bsky.social•4 days ago

FWIW voted today. Super quick and easy online process. No excuses, DC Bar members!

And no, I didn’t vote for Brad.

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank you. I spent 25,000 hours on that video this morning. Partly because 200,000 trains went by and interrupted me.

lesliesherman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Are you ready for THIS media?
😂😂😂😂😂

lesliesherman.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you have the same math teacher as the bondi siblings?
Holy Cow, are they stupid!
😂😂😂😂

pegrh.bsky.social•2 days ago

bsky really needs a 🤣 reaction icon. Thanks, @gtconway.bsky.social. Your posts inform and amuse.

macfromx.bsky.social•4 days ago

A gazillion googol googol thanks to you for the gazillion googol googol benevolent things you do each and every Planck time of your professional life.

wellthatwentwell.bsky.social•4 days ago

If it were Biden...he would also get some cool aviators and a dope leather jacket. tRumps plane comes with a slushee dispenser and a deep fryer.

jdublow.bsky.social•4 days ago

Were those 25,000 hours pro bono?

whatajlp.bsky.social•4 days ago

I love that you’re already 176% of the way towards your goal of 50,000 hours of video making!! 😂

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

65 quadrillion people have seen the video

jezps.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are all the law firms that capitulated off the hook for pro bono work now that Brad Bondi has done 100,000 hours? Surely there’s none left.

whatajlp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Literally LOL’d- and by tomorrow, it should be up to 790 bazillion!!

darkjosephrbj.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s all? Thought it was more.

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

which was only possible because President Trump saved them from overdoses

brucedemocracy.bsky.social•4 days ago

LOL

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

the media won’t report that smh

gopclownshow.bsky.social•3 days ago

And your video has already saved over 258 million lives

whatajlp.bsky.social•3 days ago

And helped me get 18272827227 votes

john-gardi.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nicely done, it has an 'on the run' samizdat feel to it! 😁

roba83.bsky.social•4 days ago

I love hyperbole...😁

spsun.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shouldn’t that be “I love hyperbole MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!”?

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

No exaggeration, that wasn’t hyperbole

sayiayia.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤭

bskwitter.bsky.social•4 days ago

Freudian slip, he meant pro bono work worth USD $100,000. Which works out with equally lousy math, to $4,000 in billable hours per year, maybe a 2-3 hours a month

skiskamp.bsky.social•4 days ago

For the millionth time, George, stop exaggerating. 🙄

normal-jim.bsky.social•4 days ago

Should have dropped it at a west coast port. 😀

margaret64.bsky.social•4 days ago

If 200,000 trains go by at 10 am, how many geese are in Canada?

jonruttenberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did another hundred people just get off of each train?

Asking for Stephen Sondheim.

kjell1979.bsky.social•4 days ago

You might have just saved 1 billion U.S. jobs.

jjurek.bsky.social•4 days ago

And the entire population of the world and Mars. Well, that’s what “manly men” who Bondi-size with tears in their eyes.

elmobronowski.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey, he’s just using Pam Bondi math

hoopbears.bsky.social•4 days ago

It would be fitting if her name became a new term or nickname used to label anyone who always greatly exaggerates facts and details, a sort of real-life Chicken Little, and the antithesis of Honest Abe, forever immortalizing her as a perpetual liar that no one should ever trust.

resistingalison.bsky.social•4 days ago

I want to know how soon “trump” is gonna mean 💩 — anything rotten, corrupt, dishonest, sleazy, contemptible, to be avoided at all costs.
It already means fart in the UK, but that’s insufficient.
Trump and Bondi should both mean corruption.

jacknyoc.bsky.social•4 days ago

She’s not particularly bright so it’s conceivable numbers just confuse her. Or not…

popeshady.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do we say “I told a Bondi” or do we say “I may have Bondied” when discussing outright lies and/or egregious and implausible exaggerations?

“Donald Trump, perhaps the most notoriously liar to hold public office, takes every opportunity to Bondi each time he opens his mouth.”

olddocrich.bsky.social•4 days ago

Like combo if quisling from ww2 Norway and a modern day Karen? Yep.
A treasonous stupid blond suckup ?

kbromberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hell, we already got a "scaramucci" out of the first Trump administration. Not looking forward to the term he'll come up with if he tries to run for a third time.

psh915.bsky.social•4 days ago

Have a heart. They went to school in Florida. What else could you expect?

psh915.bsky.social•4 days ago

ameliasprout.bsky.social•4 days ago

I always called that MBA math, but it might get a new name.

jerbrad28.bsky.social•4 days ago

I use “lawyer math.”

mrpunelephant.bsky.social•4 days ago

His roasting of Bondi's brother has turned this into the DC Bar & Grill.

janerabbit.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂

paul2tele.bsky.social•4 days ago

Obviously, not often enough.

aenordland.bsky.social•4 days ago

Surely you exaggerate. 200,000 trains?

yak18pilot.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s only 8 trains per hour.

percyjones.bsky.social•4 days ago

No you didn't, Siri/ChatGPT did!

queenelizabeth697.bsky.social•4 days ago

I really love how you took apart the hours, that’s what people need to hear.. Thank You George Conway!

judd27.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hahahaha

bamajennie.bsky.social•4 days ago

I saw your snippet of the podcast. I know now that you have learned some new math.

bamajennie.bsky.social•4 days ago

You must have excellent time management skills. I do wonder about your grasp of numbers.

shelbyanne.bsky.social•4 days ago

😎😎😂

saneplanet.bsky.social•4 days ago

White South African "refugees" will get financial, medical, housing assistance, employment/social services support from Trump — including mental health support for "trauma-related care".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0e6ea0WbZw

nordbymir.bsky.social•4 days ago

Heard the trains was impressed 'hugely' with your concentration & ignoring all distraction! 🚆👀💗

bluejay47.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bravo! Numbers are
important :)

hughrant.bsky.social•4 days ago

I haven't seen math skills at this level since I went to Trump University.

kevarosenberg3rd.bsky.social•4 days ago

i know the feeling.

krisdel.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂

yimmysue.bsky.social•4 days ago

That is a lie. 1000%.

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

👏

1oldlady.bsky.social•4 days ago

At some point, she will be in front of the DC Bar Association for her shotty legal theories and NOT in real LAW!

Would you want her BROTHER to cover for her?

NO!!!!

gloriousbasterd.bsky.social•4 days ago

He is going to lose so hard because that Bondi stench won’t wash off.

localcounsel.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bravo!

aprilp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Super funny! Numbers really scare people!

fcultiststrump.bsky.social•3 days ago

Remove Bondi from office upon stripping of law license; FL Bar #886440
https://www.floridabar.org/public/acap/filing-a-complaint/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pam_Bondi
conflicts of interests shown in link with conduct in WH
Especially in support on Breach of Constitution
Article 1 Section 9 Clause 8

tagohio.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Bondi kids may be lawyers but they sure aren’t mathematicians.

billjensen.bsky.social•4 days ago

At 2000 hours a year, he’s been doing pro bono for 50 years

billjensen.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thats absurd.

itsberyl.bsky.social•4 days ago

I love George! He has a moral compass, thinks critically, and can do simple math.

sat50.bsky.social•4 days ago

The whole train thing sounds a little Johnny Cash to me. I hear the train a comin, comin down the track ...

anaphoristand.bsky.social•4 days ago

It took me 100,000 hours to get the audio to work on my long abandoned Instagram. Do you think I can bill Brad?

sayiayia.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nicely done🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

popeshady.bsky.social•4 days ago

Savage! I love it! Thank you!

pandypamella.bsky.social•4 days ago

I did not know Rick Moranis was related to Pam Bondi

scottabass.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yep, thats over 11 years of pro bono work. These people can’t even do basic math to make sure their lies pass muster!

ann7837.bsky.social•4 days ago

wow, impressive.....that includes Saturdays, Sundays and holidays too. Extreme Dedication.

dizzyqueenca.bsky.social•4 days ago

Almost 11 hours a day on pro bono? Is he so independently wealthy that he doesn't need to make any money at all?

truthetc.bsky.social•4 days ago

With the Bondi brand in the toilet with the legal profession how can this be a contest. Thanks also to Jon Stewart.

czga.bsky.social•4 days ago

100,000 hours.

urnevertooold.bsky.social•4 days ago

100,000 hours!! Oh wait!! Pro-bono means he gets no money??? I guess he is getting his “living wage” from this crooked sister—her 100K+ MONTHLY SALARY from Qatar!! I get it now.

qubex.bsky.social•4 days ago

Reminds me of how sometimes I ballpark things like “roughly thirty years is a bit more than ten thousand days” and people stare at me in disbelief, or “you’ll experience about four thousand Mondays throughout your life”.

thiafin.bsky.social•4 days ago

Not all of us are instagram or want to be...

pamjoy67.bsky.social•4 days ago

Mr. Bondi claimed to have worked 100,000 hours pro bono in the last 25 years. Mathematically, that’s 4,000 hours per year and 10.96 hours per day. Essentially, Mr. Bondi, like his sister Pam, lies like a rug.

thiafin.bsky.social•4 days ago

Every day of the year too....

pamjoy67.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yep. 10.96 every day of the year.

margiecook.bsky.social•4 days ago

With a dog on it, in front of a fireplace, in a log cabin......

gtconway.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unfortunately the video is too long to post directly on BlueSky

coccodrillo21.bsky.social•4 days ago

Youtube?

desertdwellr.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe share this on your pod with @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social this week? I’m not on IG either.

squanner.bsky.social•4 days ago

Transcription?

unraveled5.bsky.social•4 days ago

IDK, that's pretty impressive. How does he support himself? Does he have a family?

justin-cecil.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s been very busy.

handlestohandless.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Pam Bribemi"

brucedemocracy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Definitely qualified????

thatsusanw.bsky.social•4 days ago

The second I heard him say"100,000 hours", I thought, "Oh, I am googling that!". Thanks to your Siri, for getting there before me. Your authoritative voice on your video triggered MY Siri, by the way.😆 She sprang into action!

shoebillstork24.bsky.social•4 days ago

Aside: notice the AI girls are talking...to each other? 😲

kaypeapod.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a non- lawyer, Brad should consider getting a job as a public defender so he can get paid for all his good works.

kelmike.bsky.social•4 days ago

mitchking.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe he had a “Math class is hard” Barbie when he was growing up too.

mitchking.bsky.social•4 days ago

Can we start referring to his sister as “Pam Bondi, Attorney General and Architect of an Emoluments Laundering Scheme” please?

mitchking.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe “Pioneer in Emoluments Laundering” if Architect seems like too much?

bluejay47.bsky.social•2 days ago

To long but you are on target.

smokeygeo.bsky.social•4 days ago

if Pam is his sister, howcome she has blonde hair but he's dark brown? I don't get it

skwren.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is there anything left on a Republican woman’s body that isn’t botoxed, silicon-injected, lifted & tucked, lasered, sawed off, lipo-sucked, bleached, taped or braced? Is there anything human left in them? They all look Uncanny Valley.

thesandwichman.bsky.social•4 days ago

She got both the bleach genes and he didn't get any.

bloomlove.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nice work!

unfinished55.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's like using common sense + math doesn't exist. Kinda like saying eggs dropped 93%... so if eggs were 5.00-93%=35 cents . Yup, that didn't happen.

mhhoward-al.bsky.social•4 days ago

Using Trump math really isn't a good thing.

plz2cu.bsky.social•3 days ago

Looking forward to Bondi losing her license once she's out of office. And being incarcerated for being Trump's lawyer instead of the country's in a separate branch of government. And illegally firing others in her org just because they disagreed with her in trump, plus being maliciouy incompetent

shygirl2.bsky.social•31 minutes ago

Don't have her trials in Florida. White women don't often go to jail in FL.

dcnative3.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is brilliant!

5forfighting.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lawyering used to be a noble profession.

judd27.bsky.social•4 days ago

Excellent video!

daileyink.bsky.social•4 days ago

They must come from a long line of liars and exaggerators. You know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. They keep doing it because they get away with it or are rewarded for it.

barrybarnes.bsky.social•4 days ago

They're from that 'I can get behind anything' group of people, the type that made the holocaust possible.

leonidesmainly.bsky.social•4 days ago

OMG! He worked 11 hours a day for 25 years on pro bono cases. Who could beat that?

goldenretrieverear.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not even Jesus worked that hard for the poor.

viviansgirl.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lawyers or lieyers!? Another fine line to cross.

adlaiobie.bsky.social•3 days ago

How the Bondis like their numbers: shaken *and* stirred

adlaiobie.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is Bondi Math a thing? 😳

jwbfat16.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bondage should be behind bars, imho.

baronhalfshark.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is quite good.

mdono13.bsky.social•4 days ago

So, according to Boy Bondi, he has spent on average 11 hours of every day (7 days a week) for the past 25 years doing pro bono legal work. Got it.

farids.bsky.social•4 days ago

LMAO 100,000 hours?!

donewithstupid.bsky.social•4 days ago

Have you had the opportunity to reach out to Pam Bondi's husband to see if he wants to form a support group? 😉

ftpmc.bsky.social•4 days ago

👏👏👏

chcjtbaseball.bsky.social•4 days ago

I suppose he had the same math teacher as his sister.

#TruthMatters

an-elk.bsky.social•4 days ago

Someone should look at his billings.

Both internal to his firm(s) for the *pro bono* work, and external to clients.

saneplanet.bsky.social•4 days ago

@rickwilson.bsky.social
White South African "refugees" will get financial, medical, housing assistance, employment/social services support from Trump — including mental health support for "trauma-related care".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0e6ea0WbZw

sunnyd6742.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is absolutely outrageous.

pahoward.bsky.social•2 days ago

But they are white so it’s ok in Trump and Stephen Millers world!

tinkiegurl.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trauma related care? The trauma of being White?

debbiefr.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Brad Bondi is Global Co-Chair of the Investigations and White Collar Defense practice at Paul Hastings and a nationally recognized litigation partner." Huh. Says a lot abt Paul Hastings for hiring the guy. If he takes his approach to an argument into court ....

sindurrella.bsky.social•4 days ago

So glad he stopped his pro bono work at exactly 100,000 hours because 100,001 would be totally unbelievable!

lightner47.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

orobharris.bsky.social•4 days ago

Brad Bondi saved with his 100,000 pro bono hours- are you ready for this Bluesky?!- 258 million lives

pahoward.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂

bob-schulhof.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bondis apparently don’t math well.

anildharmapal.bsky.social•3 days ago

The misery is all in the family I see😔. Please Do Not Vote for Brad Bondi👎.

egoode.bsky.social•4 days ago

OMG... they're both fucking Bimbo Bondis.

egoode.bsky.social•4 days ago

100,000 hours on pro bono work?!? That's like 50 YEARS of pro bono work, if you did LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE 8 Hours a day every year.

malaforethought.bsky.social•3 days ago

egoode.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nope. The average work year is 2080 hours (5 days a week, 2 weeks vacation)

mhhoward-al.bsky.social•4 days ago

And he would be in his seventies...

lorenzosunflower.bsky.social•3 days ago

I taught elementary math estimation for years, but rounding from 100 to 100,000 is quite a stretch.

joelyjoelyjoelyjoe.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m a scientist and it’s easy to get deep into the numbers and not realize the math is ridiculous. So during and after math, ALWAYS take a step back and see if the numbers roughly make sense. As soon as I heard “100,000 hours”, I knew Bondi had failed to use the squinty eye common sense test.

mhhoward-al.bsky.social•4 days ago

Too many zeroes. Removing only 1 trailing zero would still be stretching it. Removing 2 trailing zeroes would be more realistic. In reality, it's probably closer to the truth if 3 trailing zeroes were removed.

gopclownshow.bsky.social•3 days ago

There’s a reason those two went into law and not engineering nor physics

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