This morning I saw an envelope on my doorstep that said: ‘Do Not Bend'. I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up... - ThreadSky

mariana057.bsky.social • 1 day ago

This morning I saw an envelope on my doorstep that said:

‘Do Not Bend'.

I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up...

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sebastian2.bsky.social•16 hours ago

maureenfelix.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

connie4spirit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hahahaha silly but thanks!

jauntswithjohnt.bsky.social•1 day ago

medinabot.bsky.social•1 day ago

*razzberries* 😆

tomgambell.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂 ... and while standing there, you read "This Side Up" and you're thinking, "Yes, it is..."

susiew81.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆🤣😆🤣

motosunburn.bsky.social•1 day ago

My postman rammed an envelope marked "PHOTOS DO NOT BEND" through my letterbox. He'd written on it "yes they do."

captgaryk.bsky.social•1 day ago

bad but very good

ptnmsr.bsky.social•17 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂

mariekeepfaithjb.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

tbradleywrites.bsky.social•1 day ago

It was only last week that I learned a Manila folder is not a contortionist from the Philippines.

kizzyq.bsky.social•1 day ago

LMAO love it!

sinfulg0th.bsky.social•1 day ago

That was a good, thank you I needed that in my feed🤣

nunciobitis.bsky.social•13 hours ago

So glad it didn’t say “Do Not Mutilate”

robb4.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ironic, if the package was from Amazon

nunciobitis.bsky.social•13 hours ago

It would be FUBAR

tmhinck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do Not Bend—words to live by.

pomeroon.bsky.social•1 day ago

I understand your conundrum. Here's an easy solution

nunciobitis.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I’ve always loved these things. You don’t have to have back problems to have one. Fantastic for when you drop something that bounces all the way under the desk against the wall.

nela-talk.bsky.social•1 day ago

I use my toes to pick things up. No bending needed. Like... you don't?

wodman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Awful…😂

boomerfmk.bsky.social•1 day ago

By using your longest vacuum-cleaner attachment to reach it

zoozqc.bsky.social•1 day ago

😄😄😂😂

stubbornirish.bsky.social•1 day ago

Squat?

whitelakehabfan.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's a knee slapper!

fla-native.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did you try gum on the end of a long stick?

nilnomen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Slightly OT, but UC Berkeley had a book printing facility and there were other publishers in the area, so some co-eds got ahold of the signs that came on large pallets of paper and posted these on the ceiling over their bed. "Do Not Hump".

techmag.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s dangerously close to dad joke territory — at least dad joke adjacent anyways 😜

dkdk0323.bsky.social•1 day ago

True story - at the car wash today an elderly gentleman drops a $1 bill. He simply licked the rubber “boot” of his cane and picked it up no problem 😆 I said “you’ve done that before” he just smiled and winked! 😂

nunciobitis.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Ummm… ewww

wrabble.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Were you at all concerned that an envelope was talking?

gra1959.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂😂

iamsuesue2.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

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