This is a physical rehab facility for a basketball player - ThreadSky

cjzero.bsky.social • 55 days ago

This is a physical rehab facility for a basketball player

Reposted from Reconstructionist

none of you are prepared for what this house is like

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patricksaxton.bsky.social•55 days ago

"a true entertainers dream"

cjzero.bsky.social•55 days ago

Nothing they can reach

patricksaxton.bsky.social•55 days ago

Keep your grubby fingerprints off my stuff and sit on/in the floor

basquiatball.bsky.social•55 days ago

50-50 odds on whether this is true or a joke

ehirsch.bsky.social•55 days ago

It’s in Colorado so I’m thinking the most likely owner is Michael Porter Jr’s family

jeffreyschmeffrey.bsky.social•55 days ago

Same distance to Utah Jazz

basquiatball.bsky.social•55 days ago

Specifically Jontay was building this when he suddenly lost the ability to fund it

cjzero.bsky.social•55 days ago

Which fits, I’m only half joking!

erictime.bsky.social•55 days ago

Honestly, I want the owner info because it looks like a failed real estate investment on the part of an athlete who signed one rookie contract and got rooked out of his money by every family member and hanger-on before
he knew what hit him.

shoe3482.bsky.social•55 days ago

James N Lange. Not an NBA player I recognize.

erictime.bsky.social•55 days ago

Yeah I just looked at the assessor’s site. He’s just some guy. There’s a news story about him and in the video, he absolutely has that shit on.

moshun57.bsky.social•55 days ago

So you're telling us @billbarnwell.com had a side hustle as an assessor?

adampapageorgiou.bsky.social•55 days ago

We found David Koechner’s next film role.

actioncookbook.com•55 days ago

I think I might've guessed that guy's name was "Jim Large" even if you just showed me the picture.

actioncookbook.com•55 days ago

ah I misread “Lange” as “Large”. Point stands, that’s Big Jim

michaelreis.bsky.social•55 days ago

He sued local PD for running him out of town as a suspected drug traffickers.

After, seeing this house I think they may be on to something.

yinkadoubledare.bsky.social•55 days ago

This guy can be Large, there's only one Jim Lange

erictime.bsky.social•55 days ago

According to a court case, his father is a former Mesa County Sherrif’s Deputy, so he might be Little Big Jim because I can only presume his dad was the true Big Jim.

cjzero.bsky.social•55 days ago

almost undoubtedly

jasongarner.swifties.social•55 days ago

Who is this John C. Reilly lookin mfer

gr8ball83.bsky.social•55 days ago

Pimpin ain't easy

kvon.bsky.social•55 days ago

This really evokes more questions than answers

sfjeff.bsky.social•55 days ago

Damn good for Scumbag Steve

shoe3482.bsky.social•55 days ago

Does have an interesting traffic stop though... https://casetext.com/case/lange-v-power-3

erictime.bsky.social•55 days ago

Sounds like he may have gotten a few bucks for his troubles

shoe3482.bsky.social•55 days ago

I hope so!

lawzag.bsky.social•55 days ago

I feel like the stripper pole is too close to the hot tub. But admittedly I am not an expert on stripper stage blocking.

toaster.codes•55 days ago

It being directly between the hot tub and kitchen seems like a bad idea.

cjzero.bsky.social•55 days ago

Good for upper body work

maisiepubblechook.bsky.social•55 days ago

I guess the pole in front of the hot tub is for girlfriends?

cjzero.bsky.social•55 days ago

Upper body exercises

maisiepubblechook.bsky.social•55 days ago

That whole interior is like dazzle camouflage, it makes my eyes hurt. If the player was standing in the middle of the hot tub, I wouldn't be able to see him.