Honey pie? Close those tabs. You don’t need ‘em. That’s what your history is for. Shut ‘em down. - ThreadSky

jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social • 84 days ago

Honey pie? Close those tabs. You don’t need ‘em. That’s what your history is for. Shut ‘em down.

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cannonstein83.bsky.social•84 days ago

You can pry these tabs from my cold, dead hands!

nickc11.bsky.social•84 days ago

When my girlfriend ask me to look at the shoes she’s thinking of getting on her android…

“How does your battery last more than an hour? Are these safe sites? Do you have private information showing?”

Shut it down!!!

atomicgnome.bsky.social•84 days ago

just-the-tadd.bsky.social•84 days ago

How else am I going to feel like a '90s hacker? Z3r0 cool has 1337 skills!

abug-withabigass.bsky.social•84 days ago

Thanks for the reminder, it's been a minute. 😅

heynongman-3.bsky.social•84 days ago

But the catharsis of mass-closing like 40 tabs is so good!

uncle-eagle.bsky.social•84 days ago

OMG, "that's what history is for"... i know I'm an IT pro, so I'm obviously bias... but Holy shit I've said this to SO many people in my days... 💯

sociallyengineered.bsky.social•84 days ago

Sorry. I got lost for a few minutes after “Honey pie”. What were you saying?

tenzie-unit108.bsky.social•84 days ago

That's my emotional support tab to a crochet pattern that I looked at once in 2022 and never again since

aravisundercroft.bsky.social•84 days ago

Never!

tgabben.me•84 days ago

hanzii.bsky.social•84 days ago

Can't, won't, shan't.

elidelajandro.bsky.social•84 days ago

NEVER!!! 🤪

cold. dead. hands.

(This GIF has been brought to you by my ADHD. My ADHD: giving godlike focus about half the time.)

kitmarloe.bsky.social•84 days ago

hangedman1984.bsky.social•84 days ago

messerman.org•84 days ago

My oldest tab is a recipe to how to make a New Orleans-style “milk punch”. I’ve had it open so long that I’ve since learned I’m lactose intolerant.

jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social•84 days ago

Lollloll

friede.bsky.social•84 days ago

Shhhhhhh

glasshalfawesome.bsky.social•84 days ago

I saw 20 comments and I thought it was 20 people agreeing that keeping all the tabs is unhinged… there’s so many of you. How? Why? Do you have multiple browser pages left open with their own book of tabs? My brain could never.