‘the average american has fewer than 3 friends’ - an american who has 0 friends - ThreadSky

raxkingisdead.bsky.social • 11 hours ago

‘the average american has fewer than 3 friends’ - an american who has 0 friends

Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)

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brianrosenworcel.bsky.social•9 hours ago

his friends are with him nodding in agreement just outside the frame

raxkingisdead.bsky.social•8 hours ago

lmao

woolfianjosh.bsky.social•11 hours ago

average american has fewer than 3 friends factoid actually just statistical error. average american has hundred friends. Spiders Zuck, who lives in metaverse & has -100,000,000,000, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

rojoleon.bsky.social•7 hours ago

TBF: “fewer than three people” was the response rate to each of his weekly “5 Things” friendship justification emails.

dogsinautumn.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Me personally I have demand for 16 friends actually but like 15 is okay for some people I guess

cheflubu.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I think it's fair to say that mark has negative friends because people he's never met or interacted with before also intrinsically dislike him

mtblah.bsky.social•11 hours ago

To even think of relationships in a friend/not friend dichotomy speaks volumes about his lack of understanding of human interactions.

Don’t even get me started on timing of friendship in terms of supply and demand.

theinfamous.gdub.online•10 hours ago

I will say, I had a lot more friends before facebook rotted the brains of a lot of them so excuse me if I'm not gonna' take advice from the dweeb responsible for that.

francescon.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Zuck has been watch Anime again. No nobody wants the cute robot girlfriend. Thats a metaphor for wanting a real girlfriend.

cherylprice.bsky.social•11 hours ago

He has a family of four, right? One of his kids (or wife) withholding affection means we all get punished and maybe die from burning down the actual Amazon?

dazeandweaks.bsky.social•1 hour ago

raxkingisdead.bsky.social•11 hours ago

hey marky mark i got so many friends i cant even count them and we’re all laughing at you at a party you’re not invited to

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