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lacroixboi.dadguy.online • 12 days ago

i bet a centaur would be great at DDR

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I dunno about a centaur, but a Spider Lady I feel has the nimble-ness to hit those awkward double arrows with good timing.

ersatzfusillade.bsky.social•11 days ago

wunfatkid.bsky.social•12 days ago

Legs might be too far apart for the pad.

So they’d play on their own pad and it’s no regulation so they can’t play in tournaments.

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•12 days ago

sorry your centaur didn’t practice on a regulation pad but mine did

bethproudhawk.bsky.social•12 days ago

Probably good at horseshoes.
I always wondered ,who screwed the horse?
Was it Zeus?
It was Zeus

reptussanctus.bsky.social•11 days ago

Zeus (Chris Morris VO): “why the long face”

Horse: [busy being a horse]

Zeus: “well I know how to fix that”
[unzipping noises]

Off camera (naturally)
[startled neighing]

reptussanctus.bsky.social•11 days ago

It HAS to be Chris Morris or it doesn’t work though

mikemay.bsky.social•12 days ago

Doubles might be rough though

lacroixboi.dadguy.online•12 days ago

stampede! at the arcade

jacobherrington.dev•12 days ago

haven’t u ppl ever herd of

jacobherrington.dev•12 days ago

not if you tie their laces together

easy w tbh

gbaji.bsky.social•12 days ago

Still read that as Deutsche Demokratische Republik.

jammynorman.bsky.social•12 days ago

Came here to say the same

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