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jphillll.bsky.social • 91 days ago

Lol @theonion.com nails it as usual

https://theonion.com/trump-locks-bathroom-door-so-elon-musk-cant-follow-him-in/

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maskup.bsky.social•91 days ago

btranwrites.com•91 days ago

careful he will buy the bathroom too

scabstation5.bsky.social•90 days ago

Can't wait to read about this on Infowars, tomorrow's news today!

cheetojesus420.bsky.social•90 days ago

In musk we trust. All bow to emperor Elon!

donpatche.bsky.social•90 days ago

Elon needs to focus on his racist platform.

donnierains66.bsky.social•89 days ago

girls bathroom!!

brat1976.bsky.social•91 days ago

Lmfao

tribblekiller947.bsky.social•91 days ago

But who’s going to wipe him

11thjeff.bsky.social•90 days ago

I want this to be real though... I remember that story about his security following him in to protect him from angry Twitter employees. Musk cannot go alone!

drol-emit.bsky.social•91 days ago

I thought it was because he didn’t want Nancy mace to inspect his junk

luckypt7.bsky.social•91 days ago

Musk ownes him! Trump can't balk it as he'll have too much exposed that'll do him and GOP/MAGA in.

quigkeydownunder.bsky.social•91 days ago

It's Elonia fyi

randomgirltoyou.bsky.social•90 days ago

😆🤣

latka.bsky.social•91 days ago

I mean I guess he could still piss with his dick in Musk’s mouth. Weird human centipede starting with Putin.

hopefulchuck.bsky.social•91 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

brandyalexandre.bsky.social•91 days ago

I have always seen Musk as a giant toddler.

mikebpsybsw.bsky.social•91 days ago

jakers.bsky.social•91 days ago

Parent of a small child wrote that I reckon

opensourcepanda.bsky.social•91 days ago

This two are going to be fighting in no time.

Musk thinks he owns the victory and is a narcissist.

Trump is a bigger narcissist.

It's going to be so much fun when they inevitably fight publicly.

mzmazz.bsky.social•91 days ago

Ha ha ha. That won't work. Elon will just start scratching at the door. Speaking from the position of being a pet owner.

mericks28.bsky.social•91 days ago

Go onion!

jphillll.bsky.social•91 days ago

It truly seems left Elon hasn’t left mar a lago in two weeks. Definitive proof that the ruling class does nothing and workers power his companies

ulture.bsky.social•91 days ago

oh so rocket scientist/electric vehicle engineer/emerald miners can't take some time off to recuperate????

broberts.lol•91 days ago

A guy who sits around on social media and plays video games all day while his income is based on government handouts? I think Reagan had a (problematic) name for people that do that

jginsburg.bsky.social•91 days ago

Yeah, his senior staff

wreckingball4good.bsky.social•91 days ago

Doubt it. We know that Trump is into golden showers. I would bet my last dollar that Elon Musk is, too.

harmhero.bsky.social•88 days ago

Too late...

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