A dating app that matches a pickle lover with a pickle hater, so that no sandwich pickle goes unwanted at restaurants - ThreadSky

mementomorty.bsky.social • 18 days ago

A dating app that matches a pickle lover with a pickle hater, so that no sandwich pickle goes unwanted at restaurants

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dying-robot.bsky.social•18 days ago

there’s a burger place in Texas that has 5 or 6 barrels full of different kinds of pickles
as many pickles as you want

bassoonysu.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'd like to offer my pickle-hating services.

redredryder.bsky.social•18 days ago

Wanna join me for lunch tomorrow?

bassoonysu.bsky.social•18 days ago

I get 30 minutes, so I'll try to be efficiently derisive about the presence of pickles.

redredryder.bsky.social•17 days ago

We’ll have to wait until I get a day off.

If I take more than 3 minutes the surgeons start grumbling about turnover time.

bassoonysu.bsky.social•17 days ago

Classic surgeon complaint.

jbminn.bsky.social•18 days ago

🎶 “You don’t have to be lonely at pickle-lovers.com”

“You don’t have to be lonely at pickle-haters.com” 🎶

wm.hdly.io•18 days ago

What about the pickle balls?

borrachoyloco.bsky.social•18 days ago

You're on to something.

quiltbunny.bsky.social•18 days ago

What if you’re pickle ambiguous

jonatkins.bsky.social•18 days ago

Then you can swing either way?

davebelling.bsky.social•18 days ago

Buttered cat paradox, 2025

wilcoxmer.bsky.social•18 days ago

i (pickle lover) have been married to a pickle hater for the better part of a decade now, can confirm, it’s a beautiful thing

marquismorse.bsky.social•18 days ago

what’s your secret

daulphin.bsky.social•17 days ago

I, too, am the pickle lover, my wife of 32 years, (11 legal) the pickle hater. I get all the pickles, so the ones in her plate aren’t wasted!

sonnydevane.bsky.social•18 days ago

It’s great not having to fight for that last dill!

kishone.bsky.social•18 days ago

FicklePickle
DillyDally
CrunchyCrush
GherkinFlirtin

redmcgraw.bsky.social•17 days ago

The secret to the success of our marriage

raallen86.bsky.social•18 days ago

You can’t just solve a pickle; that’s one less pickle!

daulphin.bsky.social•17 days ago

Nah. The ones on my wife’s plate would be wasted if I didn’t eat them ;-)

cbab.bsky.social•18 days ago

Morti 2028

mementomorty.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm fixing problems!

pixelpoop.com•18 days ago

Picklr.

*searching domain names now*

stresshoop.bsky.social•17 days ago

When it started, I did not see this skeet ending with a sandwich.

big-iron.bsky.social•18 days ago

I always thought that this would work well but as the pickle lover, sometimes there's no kissing later because I still taste like pickle apparently, and that isn't appreciated.

mementomorty.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hmm. I hadn't thought of this. Need to find a pickle lover then.

big-iron.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm always saying this

cforever.bsky.social•18 days ago

"Hot Thickles want pickles in your area!!!"

jargonscotty.bsky.social•18 days ago

For the haters…

https://youtu.be/yYEXdU68q3g

jargonscotty.bsky.social•18 days ago

Historical context:
“I don’t want a tickle” is protest shorthand for “I don’t want to kill”

https://folkchris.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/a-study-of-arlo-guthries-the-motorcycle-song/

jargonscotty.bsky.social•18 days ago

Lover

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