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mementomorty.bsky.social • 6 days ago

nothing more annoying than when a doctor is having sex in the supply closet you're trying to cry in

Reposted from chef tips

it’s just like on tv: doctors constantly fuck in supply closets

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boogerminer.bsky.social•6 days ago

that's why I use the ventilator storage room, only RTs have the code, we can cry in there as a team

addleben.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm glad you included the last bit because I was assuming you meant it the other way

boogerminer.bsky.social•6 days ago

while RTs definitely fuck I can assure you we do it as far from the hospital as humanly possible (except for that one AA that's schtupping the anaesthetist I think the OR has different rules)

katlau.bsky.social•5 days ago

Jokes on them. We aren't actually allowed in the supply closet

emmamd.bsky.social•5 days ago

During residency, one of the residents at my institution got caught having sex with a secretary in a stairwell. It wasn’t even a hidden stairwell. It was like a super busy one.

katlau.bsky.social•5 days ago

I feel like there's always one. In my residency, it was two. They accidentally made a baby in a call room.

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

No one ever has sex in my hospital! A few scandalous affairs though.

emmamd.bsky.social•5 days ago

I relied on the nurses and techs to find out about the affairs. There more than a few of those.

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

I tend to notice things before anyone else does 👀

mjm314.bsky.social•4 days ago

You don't know the combination.

deimachy.bsky.social•5 days ago

god, imagine having enough free time at work for a quickie

the implication of a manageable in-basket makes me so jealous

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

I don't have free time to let anything out (pee) let alone put anything in (eat or have sex)

hammancheez.bsky.social•6 days ago

Dr : no its ok I’m also crying

mementomorty.bsky.social•6 days ago

sometimes it's the same thing 🤷‍♀️

thesix.bsky.social•6 days ago

If you do it wrong. Or very right.

hammancheez.bsky.social•6 days ago

You can fuck in the trauma supply closet but you have to be sobbing during

mementomorty.bsky.social•6 days ago

Easy

drsandman11.medsky.social•5 days ago

“Can you guys just hand me out a Foley kit”

thelionseye.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂

wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social•6 days ago

Guys... can I just... I need some Tegaderm... if I could just... oh wow there's a lot of you in here... could someone... it's on that shelf right next to the... the, uh attending sandwich I guess... yeah the whole box whole be great

ryanmarino.bsky.social•5 days ago

Or making out with a hot dog

josephpmathews.bsky.social•5 days ago

IT WAS ONE TIME

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

That's what the hot dog closet is for

kevinro.medsky.social•5 days ago

Which are unfortunately necessary when you don't get lunch breaks.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C77YDGdynog/?igsh=MWViYm52NXc4ajhwdg==

epi-nymph.bsky.social•4 days ago

@thecryfieri.bsky.social

thecryfieri.bsky.social•4 days ago

my gender is crying in the hot dog closet

epi-nymph.bsky.social•4 days ago

My gender is making out with a hot dog

thecryfieri.bsky.social•4 days ago

slygrin.bsky.social•4 days ago

I only saw /this/ comment, and needed context /so fast./

tiger0018.bsky.social•6 days ago

oh nurse? my bandage smells like jizz...

mjm314.bsky.social•4 days ago

right?

addleben.bsky.social•6 days ago

If you can have sex at work without being interrupted by an urgent need to replace someone's potassium or become aware of blood culture results, you're incredibly fast.

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not a good thing IMO

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