anyone else in the dark on the whole fda regulating sunshine thing? - ThreadSky

mementomorty.bsky.social • 5 days ago

anyone else in the dark on the whole fda regulating sunshine thing?

A planned dystopia, this was not on my bingo card, ever.

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i love how ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine are somehow exempt from pharma=bad just because some right-wing podcast hosts and dear leader latched on to them when other people told them not to. basically:

rdrpharmacist.bsky.social•5 days ago

Probably the whole sunscreen is worse than melanoma BS

thesix.bsky.social•5 days ago

Federal Daylight Authority.

sandyhiltonpt.bsky.social•5 days ago

And exercise.

Weird.

crankypacifist.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nyark.

timredacted.bsky.social•5 days ago

They call it daylight savings, but will they really give it back? The elites always have perfectly tanned buttholes. Coincidence?

boomies-n-zoomies.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s an anti-sunscreen talking point.

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

Got it

itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sign me up for the psychedelics

lastgreatact.bsky.social•5 days ago

I think he wants more taint tanning for the incels out there.

replykahlil.bsky.social•5 days ago

I see what you did there

replykahlil.bsky.social•5 days ago

The more you have to work to earn that ration ticket the less sun you will see

drsandman11.medsky.social•5 days ago

Is this about perineal suntanning again

propofolmonkey.medsky.social•5 days ago

I thought stem cells were ground-up babies and we were supposed to be against that. I need a new scorecard.

lastgreatact.bsky.social•5 days ago

Bingo!

Hopefully leads to an increase in perineal cancer.

whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social•5 days ago

🫡

astrocytus.bsky.social•5 days ago

FDA: pls wear sunscreen to protect yourself from cancer
💖☺️✨

RFK Jr: THEY’RE STEALING THE SUN FROM AMERICANS!!!!!

stabbyspice.bsky.social•4 days ago

I see what you did there

mementomorty.bsky.social•4 days ago

*bows*

pallbro.bsky.social•5 days ago

williamsem.bsky.social•5 days ago

Some of those aren’t even under FDA jurisdiction. For example, Congress expressly exempted supplements from FDA oversight. Not to mention some of it sounds like USDA or other agency purview

holdendisperra.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’m finally free to drink raw milk *shits self and dies*

jblainefoster.bsky.social•5 days ago

the serious answer is they think the risks of skin cancer have been misrepresented to sell more sunscreen, which is full of Chemicals

lids.bsky.social•5 days ago

I’m going to have to stop yelling at everybody to quit exercising

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

Over my dead, muscular body!

lids.bsky.social•5 days ago

Morty you need to stop lifting heavy and start drinking large amounts of raw milk. For America.

crivens24.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hmm - he didn't mention snake oil

vivicorpceo.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm not concussed enough to explain it to you sorry

spitandtears.bsky.social•5 days ago

Gotta say stem cells is certainly an interesting item on that list… like, are you aware who is running things now?

spitandtears.bsky.social•5 days ago

dadshammdad.bsky.social•5 days ago

He means sunscreen. Granola moms and alpha freaks have been against it for quite a while. Melanoma is coming back strong.

pandamom.bsky.social•5 days ago

I will never forget the thread on twitter from the MAGA sun worshipers…

daniellakrn.bsky.social•5 days ago

🙈🙈🙈🙈

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

LMAO

pandamom.bsky.social•5 days ago

Me-sweetheart you are going blind.

daniellakrn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Happens when you look into the eclipse without safety glasses 😉

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

Heh.

whyaduck.bsky.social•5 days ago

mfer is gonna ban sunscreen. leathery skin and melanoma for everyone

bassoonysu.bsky.social•5 days ago

You know what, there hasn't been much sunshine here in NE Ohio (with among the lowest number of clear days in the country and in the winter when there is less daylight because the northern hemisphere is tilted away from the sun at this point in our orbit and and and).

C O N S P I R A CY

gclaymitchell4th.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sunscreen.

I'm willing to bet there are some folks out there who believe sunscreen causes cancer, other skin ailments, and autism.

felvotives.bsky.social•5 days ago

is there anything they don't think causes autism at this point? besides the things he lists up there, i mean.

awfullyvague.bsky.social•5 days ago

Genetics (probably).

feministkitten.bsky.social•5 days ago

There are indeed.

scollon.social•5 days ago

I'd be very sure that the FDA never suppressed exercise.

theclay.xyz•5 days ago

you’re in the dark because the fda is regulating sunshine, duh

linareed72.bsky.social•5 days ago

Another crazy word salad. I do not understand one thing about this. I mean WTF!!??

joshuaerlich.bsky.social•5 days ago

boooooooo

mementomorty.bsky.social•5 days ago

you boo

richardkeppler.bsky.social•5 days ago

I would have no problem with T telling the DEA to deschedule cannabis and psilocybin and threatening to fire every goddamn one of them if they didn’t.

richardkeppler.bsky.social•5 days ago

Asking nicely or spending the next hundred years lobbying Congress for it was never going to work.

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