Pastor, why did God make so many little fuckheads? - ThreadSky

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weeder.bsky.social • 15 days ago

Pastor, why did God make so many little fuckheads?

They thought it'd be funny

Talk about committing to the bit

So the big fuckheads could find solace and comfort 🙏

Without them, how would you test your progress on the path toward cultivating equanimity?

🧘‍♂️

He was on a bit of a roll

Same question, Weeder. Same.

For to fuck with your little head.

weeder, they're called children, my child. You were one too once, I'm guessing...

Ohhh well they are really running around this restaurant

Well of course, my child! Didn't you always used to run around crowded indoor areas with scissors?

well we are made in his image

God is a fuckhead: CONFIRMED

God is love bro, he wouldn't do that. Unless, of course, the devil dares him to our something like that. He Is very emotional

Pouting for forty days and forty nights

btucker.net•15 days ago

He was afraid people would believe in evolution.

"So Satan and I could have a lively competition."

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