If the 3ft long mousepad I ordered doesn't make me more productive, nothing will. - ThreadSky

weeder.bsky.social • 1 day ago

If the 3ft long mousepad I ordered doesn't make me more productive, nothing will.

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darthz42.bsky.social•1 day ago

Have you tried casual use of cocaine?

augustinemerganser.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is the mouse three feet long including the tail?

tjenator.bsky.social•1 day ago

Have you tried IV stimulants?

tjenator.bsky.social•1 day ago

On further consideration that’s basically the same thing as the mousepad

dgallup.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mine helped me, so there's that...

elmobronowski.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is a logically valid statement

jajajaboo.bsky.social•1 day ago

But underneath it my desk sized calendar and to do worksheet has untapped potential

someguyinaden.bsky.social•1 day ago

Have you tried moving the mouse?

weeder.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes the cursor went three feet

giligadi.bsky.social•1 day ago

maribean.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have one. It won't.

floridamike100.bsky.social•1 day ago

What purpose does this serve

weeder.bsky.social•1 day ago

I play a lot of bowling games

floridamike100.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now it adds up.

aaronhuertas.bsky.social•1 day ago

Donning a body suit laced with optical sensors and two big ears whispering to myself “the whole world is my mousepad”

weeder.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now this is Power User territory

whap.bsky.social•1 day ago

Seems like a lot of living space for a mouse, but hey, it's very thoughtful!😎

byelois.bsky.social•1 day ago

But how wide is it

byelois.bsky.social•1 day ago

(Plot twist—actually doesn’t matter cause it’s 5ft deep)

littledramaboy.bsky.social•1 day ago

You also need one of those desks that is tied to a motorboat and you have to swim after it and keep fucking swimming baby if you ever want to get any work done

weeder.bsky.social•1 day ago

Killer lower body workout

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