Gulf of America sounds like a sombrero filled with deep fried mayonnaise that if you finish in under an hour you get for free plus a t-shirt *no utensils allowed - ThreadSky

mattoswaltva.bsky.social • 100 days ago

Gulf of America sounds like a sombrero filled with deep fried mayonnaise that if you finish in under an hour you get for free plus a t-shirt
*no utensils allowed

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•97 days ago

Considering how he wants to brand everything, "Gulf of Trump" would probably be more appropriate, since there is a fucking oil spill every so often that comes up in that area.

coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•97 days ago

Don't give The Food Network any ideas.

gdub1972.bsky.social•100 days ago

*cut to Guy Fieri speaking into voice memo “deep fried Mayo”

newgranarchist.bsky.social•98 days ago

served in a hat

masasnow.bsky.social•98 days ago

Or a wide brimmed hat, designed to keep gross old men from kissing you on Inauguration Day.

unionhands.bsky.social•98 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

sloybean.bsky.social•97 days ago

You get a SECOND one for free plus a t-shirt.

gojira1000.bsky.social•100 days ago

If nothing else it'll make it easy for me to identify publishers/platforms to boycott - those that decide to change map legends to the "new" one will stand out.

lylebeaudoin.bsky.social•98 days ago

People who ask "What's utensils?" get their pictures on the wall regardless.

jbyrdmarshall.bsky.social•98 days ago

Don't give them ideas.

agentm7.bsky.social•98 days ago

Not gonna lie, sounds delicious.

kickedoffx.bsky.social•97 days ago

It is just a game played with a putter and some holes but you got to have clean balls to for it. My favorite part is the grass.

superhurricane.bsky.social•98 days ago

So is this something that will be implemented on all globes, maps and textbooks in the near future and does it affect international waters?

wademccarthy.bsky.social•98 days ago

The T-shirts only come in 2XL

paul-guyet.bsky.social•97 days ago

Wasn’t “Gulf of America” that oil company that murdered all those hobos? Then bragged about it?

jerrod.bsky.social•96 days ago

That was Florence Henderson.

paul-guyet.bsky.social•96 days ago

What a monster.

bradley-bieber.bsky.social•98 days ago

😂

nkfotakis.bsky.social•98 days ago

That’s the Gulp of America

toedrifter.bsky.social•97 days ago

During one week in Costa Rica I've already heard two different groups of foreigners mocking Gulf of America.

melwolf75.bsky.social•98 days ago

What would happen if Mexico decided to rename Texas on its maps as Northern Mexico?

jerrod.bsky.social•96 days ago

He’s already demanded all Tex-Mex restaurants be called Tex-Tex.

t0m55.bsky.social•98 days ago

should have been named 'Gulf In America'

labboypro.bsky.social•100 days ago

Correction: no utensils needed.

generic219.bsky.social•98 days ago

I think changing the name is stupid. And just some macho act because he can't do anything substantial. But it's also ignorant. We are not "America"; we are the United States of America, and the whole hemisphere is American with North, Central, and South Americas.

demeowcracymeow.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yummy.

I thought he renamed it Golf of Merikkka. ⛳ of 🇺🇸.
He has the best words (they're easy to pronounce).
And no others.
And his functionally illiterate baseline vocabulary is shrinking by the minute from dementia. And snortables.
He's gonna be so mad when he figures out there's no golf there.

joanmcrobbie.bsky.social•98 days ago

Actually, though, I think he said Golf of America.

nicolusk.bsky.social•97 days ago

The real gulf of America...

reddjam.bsky.social•98 days ago

Thought I read no uterus involved. Which would also be true.

twowheelgunner.bsky.social•98 days ago

Please tell me more about this deep fried mayonnaise

mntgrl.bsky.social•98 days ago

Who in the hell is going to call it that? No one! #GulfofMexico

skilbourne.bsky.social•96 days ago

You ear freedom fries there.

skilbourne.bsky.social•96 days ago

Eat

newaccountwhodis.bsky.social•98 days ago

So does the United States of America.

oldgrfndrvr.bsky.social•98 days ago

Good thing it's only 12nm wide... After that, trumplethinskin doesn't own it any more.

stephaniekovacs.bsky.social•97 days ago

E🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

notinspring.bsky.social•98 days ago

Actually I am going to call it "The Gulf of Drumpf has a 2.5 inch penis"

gregpapas.bsky.social•98 days ago

Has anyone patented Golf of America yet?

craigmuth.bsky.social•98 days ago

I think that would be a copyright or trademark rather than a patent.

lorivee.bsky.social•97 days ago

Bend over, Ellie Mae.

ratpoberson.bsky.social•95 days ago

Nah, the Gulf of America is that void in our national Psyche where our heart, soul, and consciousness used to reside.

madscott.bsky.social•98 days ago

I thought I saw that gulf of America comes with a side order of freedom fries

jerrod.bsky.social•96 days ago

Gulf of America is what you call all the people of the U.S. getting together to hope Kansas City loses while also kinda hoping the Eagles do too.

cascadapottery.bsky.social•97 days ago

Wait until he starts calling New Mexico New America

aunty-d123.bsky.social•97 days ago

I understand they were going to rename
It after T‐rump but Bay of Pigs was already taken

eringloriaryan.bsky.social•98 days ago

100%. Or the title of an award darling dark comedy involving an extended diarrhea scene at sea, like "Triangle of Sadness".

jayzonus.bsky.social•98 days ago

I love me a crispy mayonnaise sombrero on May 5th.

jpgr1964.bsky.social•98 days ago

Welcome to the Texas State Fair!

adamweintraub.bsky.social•100 days ago

Dammit, Matt, this is America: you get a SECOND one free.

samgodwell.bsky.social•97 days ago

renaming the gulf to represent the "americas" as a continent isn't that big a deal... imo. but, at the same time - it would be great if this were the worst thing that pos did. he's managed to turn the world against us, weaken our security, and destroy our economy in less than a week. jfc!

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