Thinking about the time one of my exes said:
"It's so weird how people used to lick horses"
"Um... What?"
"You know, how you're not supposed to lick a gift horse in the mouth"
"I think we should see other people."
"It's so weird how people used to lick horses"
"Um... What?"
"You know, how you're not supposed to lick a gift horse in the mouth"
"I think we should see other people."
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I've had a few exes like that.
But Google did exist.
Ultimately I needed someone who matched my extroversion and wit, but I still think of him fondly & hope he wouldn't mind being teased. Hes a good dude.
He cute though.
He was my sweetest, dumbest boyfriend.
The best part about this is that this isn't even the dumbest thing he ever said. By a long shot.
I really did love him.
But yeah.
Complete sweetheart but not the brightest crayon in the box.
And then he cried in Louvre and I became aware I was an enormous jackass.
I still feel bad about that.
Weirdly, I'm reminded of Selma Blair's boyfriend in "The Sweetest Thing" (because my brain connects *everything* to some sort of media) where characterized him as "so big, so DUMB" while struggling to walk properly.
...did a man write that movie? Now I have to check.
(no. not a man.)
Cultural oddities widen the Overton Window for my own: "That fellow may be a tad prolix, but at least he never licked a horse. Good man."
Me: "uhhh...?"
Ex:"you know, It's white because there's dairy in it."
I had him read the ingredient label. No milk. No dairy. Just eggs, oil and some seasonings.
Brilliant mind, he was.
I might've stolen that one, so good artists copy, great artists steel
But if it was given as a gift, you shouldn't really be that picky should you? Horses are expensive and you can bring them back to good health anyway.
I've been guilty of a pretty face but empty vessel in my past too 😂
I dated that man for YEARS.
The stories I could tell.