This is one of the best moments of the year so far [yes shit's been bad] but I can't stop laughing. - ThreadSky

bltsofttaco.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Everything's computer!"

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chloerules.bsky.social•1 day ago

“everything’s COMPUTER!”

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apinita.bsky.social•19 hours ago

The worst car commercial of all time

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carolynchernoff.bsky.social•1 day ago

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vickiestrand.bsky.social•22 hours ago

F’in idiot sticks

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alice-j-grimm.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s his first time sitting in the driver seat of a car before

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zackcerza.bsky.social•1 day ago

omfg he really goes "is this the brake?"

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am DED!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

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babydrae.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Of all times for a Tesla to not catch on fire

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tootru.bsky.social•1 day ago

Prometheus has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...

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kweligee.bsky.social•1 day ago

woulda been nice if it rolled away right after they stepped out

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

We can't have everything, friend. 🤣

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michaeldupuis.bsky.social•1 day ago

We live in a stupid, stupid time.

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jundunionist.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is what my dad sounds like if you hand him anything electronic

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bodymapsyoga.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everything’s computer 😂 😭

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evadeestruction.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did Elon really just say “it’s like driving a golf cart”?!?!

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quietriot10.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeppers you heard it with your own two ears!

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rabagast.bsky.social•1 day ago

he did.

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evadeestruction.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't think that's the selling point he thinks it is. 😂

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jesseny.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump is buying a Tesla despite not knowing how to drive or operate "computer"

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chrisbyc.bsky.social•1 day ago

So the car didn't blow up?

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

Unfortunately we missed out since he didn't drive it.

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ellipticalnight.bsky.social•20 hours ago

"it's like a golf cart that goes really fast" I can't 😂

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nikkimwalls.bsky.social•1 day ago

that man hasn't driven a car in years lol

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hartsunknown.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s technically not allowed to ever again lol

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suzannesky.bsky.social•1 day ago

our budding Crap-ocracy at work. 😵‍💫

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thegalgidget.bsky.social•1 day ago

Funny how the door was already open for him, so he didn’t have to try and fumble those ridiculous door handles

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librate.bsky.social•1 day ago

Would've been like watching him try to get Melania to hold his hand in public.

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chacha1847.bsky.social•1 day ago

In fairness, everything *is* computer these days

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nancyth.bsky.social•23 hours ago

If this president thing doesn’t work out he could always get a job selling cars

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5dogwooddrive.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mute every possible video of him and turn the radio volume down at news breaks, so literally the only thing I’ve heard him say this year is “that’s beautiful… everything’s computer”

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greenmtgirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Same! 😂

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

hahahahahahaha

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gildafoster.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love when Elmo says "it's literally golf cart technology"

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alexanderchee.bsky.social•1 day ago

“You don’t want me to drive it, do you?”

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thomaslstrickland.bsky.social•1 day ago

The fear in that question is gorgeous.

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's all pitch perfect.

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mooncamp.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Trump probably doesn't even know how to start a fucking car.

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3fecta.bsky.social•1 day ago

In terms of computer, this car is strong.

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statebird.bsky.social•1 day ago

He can’t have a conversation without insulting someone. How is that charismatic?

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hartsunknown.bsky.social•1 day ago

This actually isn’t his first Tesla. He owns a Tesla Roadster.
Did you know, he isn’t allowed to drive any of the cars he owns?

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david-bennion.bsky.social•1 day ago

If someone could just shut the door, he'll be stuck in there for days

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polerin.bsky.social•1 day ago

"It's all computer" is hilaribad especially as Elon is basically Johnny with any good elements stripped out

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vickyacab.bsky.social•1 day ago

Omg they did it they got in car together

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steveevelibertine.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s worried Trump will cause a battery fire

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

THEY. DID. IT. Please listen to this video: https://bsky.app/profile/drewharwell.com/post/3lk4ui3lvec27

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mayflowermay.bsky.social•1 day ago

He can't even drive a car I'm sure

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pers1stence.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like, legit, when was the last time he drove himself anywhere that wasn't a golf course??

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vickyacab.bsky.social•1 day ago

They don't even start it! You can literally here how to get Trump to do anything you just say "I heard Biden did it". He just cant...i...I'm dying

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kweligee.bsky.social•1 day ago

He obviously quips “I bet Biden couldn’t go that long” after his two minutes with Melania

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vickyacab.bsky.social•1 day ago

LMAO the only thing is I dont think he's been in the same room with Melania for two minutes since 2020

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kweligee.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I have absolutely no doubt your are right

Not even an entire Hadron Collider could disprove this

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wisco-disco.bsky.social•1 day ago

I keep saying that we could have avoided all of this if we had just let Trump keep driving that firetruck

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wisco-disco.bsky.social•1 day ago

look how much fun he's having

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datasolidarity.bsky.social•1 day ago

Never having driven a golf cart, that comparison doesnt seem like a selling point

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kcclyburn.bsky.social•1 day ago

You don’t even have to start it! You get in the car and it goes! The high pinched whine is the sound of the AC units on these things.

All Trump had to do was close the door and put his foot on the gas but he doesn’t know that.

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just chef's kiss.

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crybabyjoestar.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Poor guy who mentioned Biden i bet hes fired 😭

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vinchenzojackal.bsky.social•1 day ago

This President is laughable.
This administration is deeply unserious.
Everyone impressed and in awe of this admin's corporate stunt is equally as laughable.

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katecohenart.bsky.social•1 day ago

Need anymore proof how powerful the #teslatakedown are?!?! Let’s keep it up!

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whatsthatsound.bsky.social•1 day ago

this could be his Dukakis in a tank moment!

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

People have to make it so.

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cocoamochacrml.bsky.social•9 hours ago

If he wasn't actively trying to kill us all, this type of whimsical, ridiculous nonsense would be peak TV. I sit down to watch these shenanigans weekly

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alright2x.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Everything's computer" has to be direct from Saturday Night Live. Exact phrasing.

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anyother.bsky.social•1 day ago

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can't.

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athenabear2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nikola Tesla’s name is being dragged through the mud by Elon Musk. Tesla was a true inventor—brilliant, original, and dedicated to progress. Musk is a fraud who steals ideas, takes credit for others’ work, and fools the world into thinking he’s a genius.

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hootowl1958.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s a fu..kin idiot.

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gwensnyder.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is some phenomenal television here

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publicrecdsource.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like the moment Jaraldo came up empty handed under a sidewalk in Chicago, we will all recall what we were watching that day

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publicrecdsource.bsky.social•1 day ago

Geraldo please forgive me, but first give me back my two hours

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is must-see TV. The late night comedians have GOLD.

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liam1313.bsky.social•1 day ago

The "Fking Clown" can't even run a calculator... FFS!

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benpassmore.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is really nailing home how much funnier dictatorships are from outside the country. i’m sitting shaking my head thinking about how cooked we are while this infomercial goin on.

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've been laughing about this whole thing off and on since 2 am and it will likely continue. It's really so funny.

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pnutsmama.bsky.social•9 hours ago

“it’s very simple, it’s exactly like driving a golf cart” took me out

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rodericka1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Buy the guy who said he saw Biden do it 1000 beers or drink of his choice.

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janderson70.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤮

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2theinfinitepower.bsky.social•1 day ago

its like driving a golf cart.... that belongs to hitler!

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karlaliliana.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everything is computer is SENDING me. These flippin crooks and trying to be billboards.😂😂😂

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shambles.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m praying to the tiktok gods for a dance track of it by tomorrow

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

yes!

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kimberlybryant.bsky.social•1 day ago

That man does not know how to drive!!! 😆😂😂

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karlaliliana.bsky.social•1 day ago

Girl he ain’t been behind a wheel his whole G-D life! 😂

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kimberlybryant.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nopeeeeeee

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blueheronfarm.bsky.social•1 day ago

NGL, I wish he had tried to drive it 😅

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nhwharfrat.bsky.social•1 day ago

hope it hits a tree and bursts into flames

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kodoandsangha.bsky.social•19 hours ago

But can he drive it?

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

everyone was hoping

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banditelli.org•1 day ago

if the stock isnt back up in a week he's absolutely driving a cybertruck, theyre gonna do tesla sale tuesdays!

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blueheronfarm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Autocrats in Cars Getting Ketamine

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tootru.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don & Elon Go To White Castle

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

hahahahahahaha

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janeroehopeful.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh my god that would have been glorious

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kingofkungfool.bsky.social•1 day ago

trumpy mnemonic:

https://youtu.be/sE5L3WVIGW8?si=zL_DR320tOx_6W3O

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tc5051.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Till it fly's off the freeway at high speed off an embankment
on auto pilot, 1 dead 2 seriously injured in this one in Chicago

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banditelli.org•1 day ago

I've been CRYING for an hour!

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prisonculture.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brett, this is legitimately funny. We haven't had many funny moments with this administration. This actually is HIGH-LARIOUS. I hope people don't talk themselves out of enjoying the comedy.

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