i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me - ThreadSky

dril.bsky.social • 79 days ago

i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me

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boboinparadise.bsky.social•79 days ago

TmfuckinI

llizardd.bsky.social•79 days ago

link to product pls

littlemunchkin.bsky.social•79 days ago

not really useful information without units of measurement, op

shake1n1bake.bsky.social•79 days ago

Cummies/sec

littlemunchkin.bsky.social•79 days ago

thanks.

boopsly.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sorry man I think you got ripped off if it was that expensive. I know a guy at the underpass who does that for cheap.

itsnotbread.bsky.social•79 days ago

What's her name?

chrishowell.com•79 days ago

Tech life.

gerperga.bsky.social•79 days ago

Dr. Godwin Baxter, mfgr

wafflenator.bsky.social•79 days ago

How would two different arousal methods lower it?

kikipearll.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm sorry wtf did I just read😂

sexandviolets.bsky.social•79 days ago

but how do you reduce flow?

erlalv.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm gonna regret asking this, but... Flowing where, exactly?

aquel-gringo.bsky.social•59 days ago

Representative Matt Gaetz was about to propose legislation to let Americans jailbreak their CPAP devices to do just this, but Big Pharma stopped him.

absinthemiasma.bsky.social•79 days ago

I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to me as your "device".

taramooor.bsky.social•78 days ago

Is this device available on your TikTok shop?

coelnurtis.bsky.social•79 days ago

Amazon?

regularnormalchick.bsky.social•79 days ago

Pondering what those numbers are and no option is pleasant

jmattdavis.bsky.social•79 days ago

Weird

lazarussy.bsky.social•79 days ago

can I borrow it after you’re done?

zaammii.bsky.social•79 days ago

terrible post. liked.

ironpetes.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sounds expensive

tbiguy.bsky.social•79 days ago

not how you use a cpap machine

nonplussed73.bsky.social•79 days ago

Delicious

goodgryphrev.bsky.social•79 days ago

Wint sauce is worth 85 a straw from what I heard.

anguilline.bsky.social•79 days ago

wint sauce! ohnoooooooooo

crashlander.bsky.social•79 days ago

qnybucks.bsky.social•78 days ago

What units are these in.

cleandeskowner.bsky.social•79 days ago

quite frankly if your semen flows more than 7 cm in 30 seconds in a Bostwick consistometer at 20 degrees celsius we can't be friends.

chuckedahl.bsky.social•79 days ago

When you post what was meant to be a text.

bhori.bsky.social•79 days ago

Slow down there Brian Johnson

sn0wflake2themax.bsky.social•79 days ago

Wow! Glad I joined blue sky! I was missing out!

onlypadres.bsky.social•79 days ago

link?

coderx.bsky.social•79 days ago

You dolt, those numbers are provably wrong.

tinfist.bsky.social•79 days ago

Blessed

deadmemescrolls.bsky.social•79 days ago

What the fuck?

rrowdybeast.bsky.social•79 days ago

deadasfak.bsky.social•79 days ago

Semen flow is that song from pearl jan, right?

themilfmag.net•79 days ago

ur prostate thx u

skelzor.bsky.social•79 days ago

foxj100.bsky.social•79 days ago

Semen Flow was always my least favorite Pearl Jam song

thatac.bsky.social•79 days ago

That in which my reply video was 1.06 seconds to long.
Picture if you will, a male sexual pleasure device running Doom... on video.

Because if it can't run Doom it is crap technology!

gentlemanscholar69.bsky.social•79 days ago

Did you buy it New or Used?

hermitwise.bsky.social•79 days ago

wallybuan0.bsky.social•79 days ago

I’m only giving my partner a homemade version of this

hermitwise.bsky.social•79 days ago

That's like your mom saying you got mcdonald's at home

wallybuan0.bsky.social•79 days ago

Special sauce baby

themilfmag.net•79 days ago

"incorporating male or female samples" WAT

hermitwise.bsky.social•79 days ago

It's not as creepy as it sounds, you dehydrate your ejaculations and send the powder to the artist who then folds it into a polymer clay to make the jewelry, relax.

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