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The administration got rid of 18F under the cover of night. People who own skyscrapers are afraid of 100 people who make websites. Not because of the latest tech fad, but because we proved the government can be fixed, the government can be made better and the government can work for the people.

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

me: can i be frank? Frank denier: absolutely not.

found a new pinball place that’s closer than the other (they’re both good and worth visiting) with over a dozen machines in good condition 😳

Snow white-bodied male “drone” honey bees 👻 A first for me, and my honeybee researcher/mentor (the legendary), Randy Oliver. More info in alt text for newbees. Anyone ever see this? 🌱

PSA: Mozilla released new Firefox ToS terms yesterday, which claim they have the rights to all data you upload to any website using Firefox (presumably to train AI slop). www.mozilla.org/en-US/about/...

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

I got a dental night guard to become more sexy but GOD does it feel weird

The quiet part out loud. But what Watters isn’t saying—and what is most critical to understand—is that the right’s entire model is top-down. It’s funded by and totally in service of capital. The conservative movement is a corporate counterrevolution, funded by the biggest money in America.

Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him theonion.com/drunk-m...

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-wit...

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...

Stop stockpiling eggs you freaks

married people who took their spouse’s name and anyone whose name is different from their birth certificate would be among the people disenfranchised by this

It's been 25 years since Peanuts creator Charles Schulz died. He drew Charlie Brown, Snoopy and friends for 50 years before his death, and they still remain very popular.

Feeder got spiffy new visitors yesterday—check out the vest on this guy 🪶

Thanks to the 50,000 people who skipped the first hour of the Grammys to join us tonight! I hope our toolkit helps with in-person actions around the country this week, but this is mostly up to you. Please send pics/video of your visits so we can help elevate! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Listen, Broligarchy is not some cute synonym for oligarchy. It's genuinely different & WAY more dangerous. I'm a sociologist who's been studying the ultra-rich globally for 17 yrs, entering their world as an offshore wealth mgr. Published 2 books abt them. 🧵Broligarchs are distinct in 3 ways:

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

SCOOP: The US Treasury claimed a DOGE's Marco Elez didn’t have ‘write access,’ when he actually did. Sources tell WIRED that his ability to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded, days after officials said it didn't exist.

This is very good. Clear and succinct.

I wasn’t gitmo posting for nothing This place should have been closed as promised by the Biden admin

Congratulations to the wiener of the war on cars

An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.

You think it's sexy to tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue? Well wait until you've seen me unpeel a banana with just my feet.

the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar

suddenly i get more followers after I stop bug bang theory posting, whats up wit dat??

Thinking of shaving my head fr (probably will do it next month)

I don’t gaf whether gmos are in my food I’m shopping at the hippie organic store to stick it to the man and because the yogurt tastes better

My Discord client, Discord Messenger, now runs on Windows 98! (And also, 95, but you need extra stuff. Win98SE runs it right out of the box.)

The CDC has ordered mass retraction and revision of submitted research across *all* science and medicine journals that contain terms like "LGBT", "transgender", "non-binary" and more. Not just in government publications, *all* journals. #TransRights

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Dozens of Jan. 6 defendants who received pardons from President Trump had past criminal convictions for charges including rape, manslaughter, domestic violence and drug trafficking.

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

Im not sure how sleeper agents and activation phrases work but yeah something installed in my brain