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The Onion
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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We might need to do something about Eurasia getting in the way though.
Vancouver on Canada Day.
It's fine inside though... weird!
Scientists recommend building millions of rocket engine test beds engineered and constructed to allow 100% of the engine's thrust to be aimed horizontally and directly east. It is believed that simultaneously firing all engines will stop Earth's rotation and end this nightmare. 🤔
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