You ever get the urge to just grab a pigeon - ThreadSky

ela-bambust.bsky.social • 40 days ago

You ever get the urge to just grab a pigeon

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crazegewd.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is this... not a normal reaction to seeing any pigeon?

thegayfrogs.bsky.social•40 days ago

They are free. There's nothing saying you can't just... Take them

bearpages.bsky.social•40 days ago

It was my life's ambition when I was about five, and then I managed it and was just holding a pigeon for a minute.

ela-bambust.bsky.social•40 days ago

And Alexander wept

bearpages.bsky.social•40 days ago

Alexander was the pigeon

ela-bambust.bsky.social•40 days ago

Still played by Collin Farrell

bearpages.bsky.social•40 days ago

Contact Netflix

ela-bambust.bsky.social•40 days ago

On my way ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social•40 days ago

i must equip a pigeon in my primary slot

skyb.me•40 days ago

In this economy?!?!

(via https://poultry.extension.org/articles/poultry-management/raising-pigeons-in-small-and-backyard-flocks)

ageofwarlords.bsky.social•40 days ago

Especially tubby pigeons. There's usually a pigeon in the garden that's an absolute unit, bet he's the softest.

chkgrz.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not until now.

latisserande.bsky.social•40 days ago

pigeons are like cop service weapons,

gymbrat.bsky.social•40 days ago

We have mourning doves that badly set up residence here annually and I always want to scoop them up as new friends 🥺

sixarmedsweater.bsky.social•40 days ago

Constantly! But I suspect neither of us would enjoy it, so I don’t.

ela-bambust.bsky.social•40 days ago

It's the most benign of impulses so long as you don't follow through

averyberry27.bsky.social•40 days ago

I mean i know the proper way to hold a medium sized bird, (you hold it like a hamburger) but it's the grabbing part that I think would be the hardest bit.

andralyn.bsky.social•40 days ago

Did you know that pigeons have super soft feet? It's true! Just soft like a baby's little fingers touching you.

andralyn.bsky.social•40 days ago

When I used to hang out on the wharf in Santa Cruz the pigeons would just crawl all over me.

fyourfpodcast.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is that what we call straps now?

elleg96.bsky.social•40 days ago

they look so grabbable

evilmanfailure.bsky.social•40 days ago

I want to grab this guy specifically

https://youtube.com/shorts/EXxUa3mUp-s?si=GiXuJNdOMMxJquTN

I live on the other side of the world so the only way i can deal with my infuriation with this fucking thing is by throwing my phone every time i see it