kittens are almost entirely made up of crimes and bad judgment - ThreadSky

borderlinetildy.bsky.social•120 days ago

And fluff. Never forget the fluff.

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travelingleather.bsky.social•120 days ago

And when they become adults it just amplifies.

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fidelioscabinet.bsky.social•121 days ago

📌

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pretendrunner.bsky.social•120 days ago

@andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social can confirm this.

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nanami.codes•121 days ago

my 4 month kitten is somehow a perfect little angel who plays with her toys instead of My Things

my 8 month kitten is a menace who just two days ago smashed a flower pot

Black one is the angel, white one is the devil

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nanami.codes•121 days ago

thankfully they mostly just sleep

(white one is a ragdoll)

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joehesta.bsky.social•120 days ago

Monty says, "What?"

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ljvalente.bsky.social•120 days ago

haven't been called a kitten in a while

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bagheera108.bsky.social•120 days ago

They're lucky they're so dang cute.

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jfwestinger.bsky.social•120 days ago

"What are girls made of, God?"
"Sugar, spice, everything nice."
"Ooh, that's lovely. Boys?"
"Snips and snails and puppy dog tails."
"Um, weirdly specific, but okay. Kittens?"
"Crimes and bad judgment."
"...That doesn't rhyme at all."
"..."
"Sir?"
[Pulls angel in by collar] "NO RHYME. ONLY CHAOS."

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baronessofbara.bsky.social•120 days ago

Puppies too! Whenever someone says dogs are smart, I let them know that is only for dogs over 2. Dogs under 2 are brainless gremlins.

"Mmm, yummy naproxen tablet!" — My dog, 8 months old, right before I end up paying a 675 dollar vet bill.

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