I got in the shower. A large spider jumped in. I got out, toweled off, and walked away. This is called Nope Not One More Thing - ThreadSky

ennuidoofen.bsky.social • 18 days ago

I got in the shower. A large spider jumped in. I got out, toweled off, and walked away. This is called Nope Not One More Thing

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benedictsred.bsky.social•18 days ago

Many things may be labeled NNOMT today.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•18 days ago

It's all the other things at this point. Everything moving forward I can't

benedictsred.bsky.social•18 days ago

Things should cease for right now then. That would help.

y2kbronco.bsky.social•18 days ago

Let's add the today T at the end.

NNOMTT

popeelmo.bsky.social•18 days ago

thamessider.bsky.social•18 days ago

even worse, the spider used the expensive conditioner

eelaware.bsky.social•18 days ago

He feels bad, apologies. He was told showering with the host was included in this Air B&B.

ccress.bsky.social•18 days ago

Nice of you to keep the water in for the spider to shower

mszzzzzzzzzo.bsky.social•18 days ago

ladylettera32.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yah, sometimes you just need to pretend you don’t see the spider and hope they aren’t there when you get back

drdarrell-c.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yesterday we talk about house spiders. That lived in harmony with us. 😻

david-cornelson.bsky.social•18 days ago

Subtitled, That Slutty Spider.

justtheprincess.bsky.social•18 days ago

Round one spider.

elizabethjeser.bsky.social•18 days ago

Same girl, same…and I might have run screaming from the house in just my towel.

skilletqueso.com•18 days ago

"oh sorry spider, i didn't realize it was your turn, that's my bad"

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Exactly! Excuse me I'll try again later

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•18 days ago

Little spider soaping up its many pits

ajoff.bsky.social•18 days ago

I was so delighted by this image I asked @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social to draw it and it’s spectacular

yourhappyhost.com•18 days ago

You could have become Spider Woman.

yarrhanna.bsky.social•18 days ago

This would totally be me. I’ve even exited my car and said, “go ahead - it’s yours now.”

jenmindelen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Real

macemoneta.bsky.social•18 days ago

There's a little spider that's been overwintering in a top corner of the shower. We're cool.

captantagonist.bsky.social•17 days ago

He just wanted to

*Takes off sunglasses dramatically*

Surf the web

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

unenthusiast.com•18 days ago

none of my business what little spidermans got going on, I have my own stuff to deal with

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•18 days ago

That's exactly right. We're both going through enough

ajbeard.bsky.social•18 days ago

This is how Spider-Man 2 started ?

boontonkat.bsky.social•18 days ago

As the Doggos & I were getting ready for bed, well sated, warm, & cozied up ready for sleep...
An impossibly large black spider crawling across the carpet tried to make its way into the closet

I confess to grabbing the nearest heavy object and ...
NOPE
#NotOneMoreThing

boontonkat.bsky.social•18 days ago

Judging by its size, I am confirmed in my belief that once truly warm weather returns to the NorthEast, the insect situation this summer & fall will be overwhelming
🤦‍♀️

tenderalchemist.bsky.social•18 days ago

I hope you’re wrong

amyamybobamy.bsky.social•16 days ago

Ah, crap.

boontonkat.bsky.social•15 days ago

I hope I'm wrong too

So even as we are losing more insect populations in these years, populations naturally double each & every year
🥹
I saddened simply because
All bugs simply love to bite me
Time to replenish the herbal sprays ~ one for repulsing & one for itch
😹🙄

auntiesocial.bsky.social•18 days ago

He was just trying to conserve water

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm sure he had good intentions. I'm a city girl living in the country and some days it's just too much country

auntiesocial.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oh, I thought you were just a small town girl

🎶livin in a loooonely woooorld

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Only lately 😂

alastair-3153.bsky.social•18 days ago

jman42.bsky.social•18 days ago

We actually had a shower spider for about 3 weeks. Basement shower that my wife never used. I left him alone. So did my son. The spider left us alone.

Things were good back in those simpler times.

petestaiano.com•17 days ago

This happened once with one of the biggest roaches I ever saw and I was not happy

justinmatic5000.bsky.social•17 days ago

That was very forward of that spider

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•17 days ago

I thought so but under other circumstances I would have happily shared space

dopeshow.bsky.social•18 days ago

A spider so big, they are still toweling off

drearyday.bsky.social•18 days ago

I read that quickly and thought the spider had walked out grabbed a towel and dried off.

"excuse me ma'am, just passing through and needed a quick wash. Btw shampoo is empty"

sasokol.bsky.social•18 days ago

I did that once, but with a mouse. I got out of the shower, went to dress for work, and it jumped out of a blazer pocket into my shoe.

That was called I’m Getting Another Cup of Coffee.

aheise.bsky.social•18 days ago

You did remember the towel so that's a victory.

its-lex-actually.bsky.social•18 days ago

Every itsy bitsy spider needs a waterspout. It’s her ancestral home

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