who gave him that shirt? if he starts posting cringe about half-life i'm going to sv_cheats 1; impulse 101 - ThreadSky

kingriptor.bsky.social•21 hours ago

He bought a hot topic twenty years ago.

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missrobin.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Savings from slashing emergency care for children: $333,333,333

Half-life 3 confirmed 😎😎😂🤣🤣

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enzibzianna.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Fuck him and that brat.

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jennyazoth.bsky.social•15 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/jtp.bsky.social/post/3lirgltedg32r

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d223.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Most (if not all) of the gaming community knows he's a fake gamer. Every time he tries to win over gamers he actually drives them away even more.

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cuil.world•21 hours ago

I had that shirt decades ago by winning it from some internet giveaway thing and wore it into rags, that thing should not exist in that condition. Mf is a hot topic gamer

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radspe.on.computer•6 hours ago

this is the worst thing to happen to me as of late

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necoarc.burenyuu.com•14 hours ago

He's going to steal this post and make it less funny

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moll.dev•21 hours ago

Lmao those cringe ass text messages “no babe I can’t sign the birth certificate, they’re trying to hunt me down”

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8bittripper.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Mfer probably mods it so he can play as a Combine soldier

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ptna666.bsky.social•1 hour ago

the autism rates keep climbing because of him

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stochasticooze.bsky.social•21 hours ago

He probably thinks Dr. Breen was the hero

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castlehair.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I thought boomers were in Left4Dead, not half-life. Why he trying to go into the wrong game

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tones3d.itch.io•22 hours ago

He should enter a console command himself..

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womenlover420.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Elon musk couldn't beat half life 1 because he found out you can't boss around all of Gordon freemans coworkers and he got so mad he passed out

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jtp.bsky.social•22 hours ago

he would get the ending where you reject gman's job offer and gets teleported to the unemployed dimension

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risenemmeryn.bsky.social•14 hours ago

i don’t think that’s how you hold a baby….

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arenth.bsky.social•15 hours ago

if he starts posting about the Portal Cake memes i might end it

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n3rv.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Mr. Freeman would see Elon as the G man he is.

What a joke.

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blue9390.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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diahane.bsky.social•22 hours ago

“Trying to run my government down? Ok, I guess. Trying to outlaw my people? Nothing new. Messing with Half Life? Now it’s personal”

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jtp.bsky.social•22 hours ago

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gramblus.bsky.social•12 hours ago

he loves killing vortigaunts in half life 2

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axiom1.bsky.social•21 hours ago

St Clair is a great name

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thedimpsler.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Elon looks like one of those guys I can’t imagine ever experiencing joy or mirth or smiling because what the fuck is that facial expression

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jonana-banana.bsky.social•21 hours ago

yep. now he’s gone too far.

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sabretooth.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I think this is his gamer t-shirt phase, he was wearing that “I paused my game to be here” shirt when he was on stage with a chainsaw and sunglasses to hide that he was on or coming down from drugs

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cuil.world•21 hours ago

Definitely on

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