this [thread] is full of all the things i’ve made ppl discuss with me on a first date. - ThreadSky

riotgrlerin.bsky.social • 112 days ago

this [thread] is full of all the things i’ve made ppl discuss with me on a first date.

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thomascrow.bsky.social•111 days ago

For me it's a plus if I reveal my hidden talent of being able to talk with ducks and they don't run away.

trevorbragg.bsky.social•111 days ago

You have a fascinating brain.

rattgirl.bsky.social•112 days ago

My boyfriend's favorite: "Inspector Gadget was originally designed to be the ideal companion for women."

teagen.bsky.social•112 days ago

You're too good at stuff.

ragingspirit.bsky.social•112 days ago

This all just looks like common sense to me.

michaelhamrick.bsky.social•112 days ago

zuulthegatekeeper.bsky.social•112 days ago

I needed this. I was doing it wrong, I was asking the biggest land animal they could beat in a fight with their bare hands to test their ego 😊

rashaden.bsky.social•112 days ago

I read the entire thread. You've earned yourself a new follower 🤣

jasonintx.bsky.social•112 days ago

Sweet, the queen of photoshop is here, now!

diogeneslamp.bsky.social•112 days ago

Inspired by Erin, I made a big thread of Dad jokes.

https://bsky.app/profile/diogeneslamp.bsky.social/post/3laqr7nttnk2m

clownesque.bsky.social•112 days ago

the most important question to ask on a date has always been 'are you team Edward or team Jacob'
there is a wrong answer.

microsoftcandys.bsky.social•112 days ago

oml

cussedwench.bsky.social•112 days ago

My answer? "Vampires. Do. Not. SPARKLE!"

markrankin606.bsky.social•112 days ago

Team Buffy ftw!

emmafrost52.bsky.social•112 days ago

I'm so glad you're here 💖

somechiguy.bsky.social•112 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 this thread is absolute pure comedy gold

gundamcat.bsky.social•112 days ago

@velvetheaven.bsky.social @hazyserenity.bsky.social

obijuanjalapeno.bsky.social•112 days ago

🤦🤦🤪🤪🤣🤣

dunkenpizza89.bsky.social•112 days ago

dude- u would be an interesting first date 👽

thehotelcat.bsky.social•112 days ago

Same thing here. And it sucks because I never get to ask any date 2 follow-up questions…. 🙁
🤣

im4smithee.bsky.social•112 days ago

Damn. I have not been on a first date in 20 years and this really makes me not want to go on another.

cussedwench.bsky.social•112 days ago

Funny. I haven't been on a first date in twenty years either, and this makes me want to go on one! 🤣

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

Cool.

diogeneslamp.bsky.social•112 days ago

Opposite effect on me. I wish just once I'd gone on a date with someone this funny.

billbored.bsky.social•111 days ago

I'd like to have 50 first dates with you. These topics are fascinating.

Yes, it's me, Buc.

hopeisten-lehtien.bsky.social•112 days ago

I wanna take you out on a date just to have these conversations

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

so like if dogs can see ghosts do you think they’re afraid of the vet bc they see past dogs that have been euthanized.

marythenylondragon.bsky.social•112 days ago

Let's make an animated reboot of The Sixth Sense and find out!

cathunterespn.bsky.social•112 days ago

Obvi

shadowblast423.bsky.social•112 days ago

Wait counter-question. What do you think causes ghosts/what are they? Like does everyone leave behind a ghost or only some people? Do all animals have the ability to leave behind ghosts?

markcg12.bsky.social•111 days ago

Oh my gosh! I never ever thought about ghosts being something other than human! 🤯

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

i think tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam.

marythenylondragon.bsky.social•112 days ago

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤭
Glad you're here 😊💛

imhiding.bsky.social•112 days ago

You should have gotten a proposal right there and then after this statement!

That date missed the bag!

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

future archaeologist will dig out disney world and assume it’s a temple of mouse worship.

robotmonkypants.bsky.social•112 days ago

Too bad Dinosaur is going away

That could *really* confuse em #WDW

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

paper cuts are how trees enact revenge after being cut down.

torturedpoet1895.bsky.social•112 days ago

This one deserves to be highlighted

alexbrangwin.bsky.social•112 days ago

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

i don’t want to be cremated bc i’m not giving up the chance to take part in a future zombie apocalypse.

riotgrlerin.bsky.social•112 days ago

the tanning bed is a george foreman for cannibals.

datahamo.bsky.social•112 days ago

Is it not?

pointgawd.bsky.social•112 days ago

This is insane, how have I not thought of this before

leasmonsterzoo.bsky.social•112 days ago

While possible, would a ghost dog stay at its place of death or would it follow its old master/s back home?

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