pretty sure tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam. - ThreadSky

riotgrlerin.bsky.social • 86 days ago

pretty sure tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam.

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autumnrae.bsky.social•86 days ago

My coffee just came out my nose 🤣🤣🤣 I needed that

rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social•86 days ago

This wins the internet today! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

krissyhowler.bsky.social•86 days ago

lovetta.bsky.social•86 days ago

Joke time: A vampire with a used Tampon walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water, then says, It's Tea Time.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•86 days ago

............................................

honestpassion13.bsky.social•86 days ago

I figured it had something to do with constant irritation 😂

prozacpalz.bsky.social•86 days ago

privatetsoschicken.bsky.social•86 days ago

rackletang.bsky.social•86 days ago

theawkwardotter.bsky.social•86 days ago

A woman can say this while a man has to grumble incoherently...

toomanycommas.bsky.social•86 days ago

@favskeet2.bsky.social

toomanycommas.bsky.social•86 days ago

Somewhere there's a marketing guy that used to work at Tampax reading this and giggling

maxthyme.bsky.social•86 days ago

*head exploded*

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•86 days ago

That…makes sense

davelaidig.bsky.social•86 days ago

At least there’s a logic to it; unlike iPads.

oldcorvus.bsky.social•86 days ago

Damn. Can't believe that I liked that.

davelaidig.bsky.social•86 days ago

Appreciate it. Outside my zone, but hoped people would allow my absurd dad jokes.

bunnymooning.bsky.social•86 days ago

andybasement101.bsky.social•86 days ago

Why is something you insert yourself called a tampon but if you affix something to your underclackers it is a pad and not a clampon.... Why?

alexsavedtheday.bsky.social•86 days ago

Kinda like I'm pretty sure the popular protective phone case got its name because the only thing more watertight than a frog's ass is an otter's box ...

daniellegee.bsky.social•86 days ago

nichopops.bsky.social•86 days ago

knicksrip.bsky.social•86 days ago

skybluesea.bsky.social•86 days ago

Glad yours looks like a smooth little clam honey. Mine’s probably a gnarly oyster underneath all those cobwebs and seaweed

ianfortey.bsky.social•86 days ago

Huh.

suigsays.bsky.social•86 days ago

How do I unsee a skeet

savean.bzky.team•86 days ago

I needed this. Certified banger.

jakelt1.bsky.social•86 days ago

I wish you could actually hear my slow clap turn up to raucous applause

sir61.bsky.social•86 days ago

Omg, when I read something like this, I wonder, how does someone's mind work, to figure out this association. I applaud you, this is funny.👏

illytechguy.com•86 days ago

😂

kaiserinho.bsky.social•86 days ago

redsoxfanreg.bsky.social•86 days ago

Um....um.... I...I got nothing... that works

head-cannon.bsky.social•86 days ago

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

emilyandawesome.bsky.social•86 days ago

judenmarysmomma.bsky.social•86 days ago

Makes sense

dalehennessey.qwertyqwert.ca•86 days ago

I love this joke.... But it's also irritating me.

pelsner.bsky.social•86 days ago

And here I thought it was a taco 🌮.

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