Can't believe people are setting off fireworks when we're still a week away from guy fawkes. One just scared the dog so much, he knocked over the Christmas tree. - ThreadSky

pimlicat.bsky.social • 115 days ago

Can't believe people are setting off fireworks when we're still a week away from guy fawkes.

One just scared the dog so much, he knocked over the Christmas tree.

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ladyffosfelin49.bsky.social•115 days ago

😂😂

alibumd.bsky.social•115 days ago

Brilliant

eastmad.bsky.social•115 days ago

I've just heard about 2 mins of continuous fireworks. Check the time.

eastmad.bsky.social•115 days ago

Unfortunately no added joke

viviennesoton.bsky.social•115 days ago

I think some of them are for Diwali. Last night they had a display from the posh Indian restaurant across the road on the waterfront. It’s the festival of light, so as well as lanterns they will use fireworks. I checked with my husband’s Indian carer and she confirmed it.

pimlicat.bsky.social•114 days ago

Yep, so this is the millionth response I’ve had an a reminder to never try writing a joke on bsky ever again

judd1.bsky.social•115 days ago

Love it 😂

rinalpatel.bsky.social•115 days ago

The punch line doesn't hit as hard because - first sentence - fireworks aren't going off early...? They're going off on time because of Diwali... For this joke to work we'd have to suspend knowledge that Diwali is a thing that's getting celebrated right now....

sidthekid1965.bsky.social•115 days ago

I hate DIY, but I love the entrance to B&Q in late October.

paulinecard.bsky.social•115 days ago

It’s so bad around me I’m going to the middle of mid Wales on Saturday to escape with my dog. We’ve had fireworks every night for almost 2 weeks. Christmas tree?!

pimlicat.bsky.social•115 days ago

that's the 'joke'

metaphorqu.bsky.social•115 days ago

I don't like fireworks but these folks might have been celebrating Diwali?

pimlicat.bsky.social•114 days ago

Read it again

metaphorqu.bsky.social•114 days ago

I did at the time and I got it. 🎄🎄.

davelachouffe.bsky.social•115 days ago

The cost of dishing out Easter eggs at Halloween this year has been exorbitant. Surely the Chancellor could something about it?

gillmh.bsky.social•115 days ago

😅😂🤣

philipjtaylor.bsky.social•115 days ago

They set them off all year round here.

johnyofunny.bsky.social•115 days ago

I think it might be people celebrating Diwali

pimlicat.bsky.social•115 days ago

read it again

stevewmobb.bsky.social•115 days ago

Sorry, was busy eating an Easter egg

johnyofunny.bsky.social•115 days ago

Sorry missed the joke. I was distracted by all the maypole dancers outside my house

1966gto.bsky.social•115 days ago

You should've taken down you Christmas tree by now.

townhill.bsky.social•115 days ago

😂😂 Brilliant. Made me laugh out loud

alibumd.bsky.social•115 days ago

Us too 🤣🙀

andydrummond.bsky.social•115 days ago

It’s Diwali

pimlicat.bsky.social•115 days ago

It's also...a joke?

andydrummond.bsky.social•115 days ago

jimi3001.bsky.social•115 days ago

peteonlyflans.bsky.social•115 days ago

Same here in Gran Canaria. Must be for Diwali. Scared my cat 🤬

brownest-ant.bsky.social•115 days ago

rachelngibbs.bsky.social•115 days ago

They've been going off for weeks around here. Dog is not happy and his current favourite coping mechanism is staring at the space between the sofa and the wall.

pimlicat.bsky.social•115 days ago

read it again

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