i would hate to be a democratic staffer because you'd know that one day is your boss is going to have a stroke or just literally melt into a pile of aged slime in the middle of their office & then they'd gonna try to bury you with the slime like you're the pharaoh's favourite scribe - ThreadSky

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ashmouth.bsky.social • 2 days ago

i would hate to be a democratic staffer because you'd know that one day is your boss is going to have a stroke or just literally melt into a pile of aged slime in the middle of their office & then they'd gonna try to bury you with the slime like you're the pharaoh's favourite scribe

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mr-red.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s going to be like to original X-men movie when Magneto accidentally turns that senator into slime. Except because of how this country works their staffers will have to scoop them up and take the slime bucket to all the committee meetings and pretend nothing unusual has happened.