alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist me: our leaders already do that alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources me: you're not gonna believe this - ThreadSky

adamcerious.bsky.social • 580 days ago

alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist

me: our leaders already do that

alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources

me: you're not gonna believe this

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captainchaos.bsky.social•580 days ago

"We're gonna terraform your planet for colonization"

"Cool can you put out all the fires?"

jginsburg.bsky.social•580 days ago

"Holy shit that is too much fire. How are you not dead yet?"

amyfluidgoth.bsky.social•580 days ago

DS9 did a great riff on this when the Ferengi go back to the 1940s (becoming the Roswell event). They’re mystified by tobacco smoking - which they see as humans poisoning themselves - and absolutely shocked at nuclear weapons testing.

“You irradiate your own planet?!”

jugadel.bsky.social•580 days ago

they'd probably do a better job

spiderbird.bsky.social•580 days ago

me: actually, let me know if you find any

jackch.bsky.social•580 days ago

alien: screw y'all then. I'm initiating a climate change process that will make this POS rock uninhabitable.

me: you're gonna want to sit down.

stubobnumbers.bsky.social•580 days ago

I,for one, look forward to our Alien Overlords!

animegrrl.bsky.social•580 days ago

Following you simply for the humor and the user pic.

toastyraptor.bsky.social•580 days ago

Alien: I shall destroy the climate of your planet making it uninhabitable for the next generation.

Humans: Uhh... About That....

leissmusic.bsky.social•580 days ago

alien: what do you mean they launched valuable, rare earth minerals into space that might never be recoverable

humans: (shrug)

alien: don't you know how important those were?!

humans: yes, and we did it anyway

bogmummy.bsky.social•580 days ago

“Honey, let me tell you something. If you want to put *your* boot on *my* neck, you’re going to have to remove the one that’s on it *first*.”

flawless.bsky.social•580 days ago

If I see a hostile alien, I’m taking it to my leader before it even finishes the question.

shaby78.bsky.social•580 days ago

Who exactly is supposed to be our designated fearless leader? Asking for a friend.

mladenerjavec.com•580 days ago

I'm killing it cause I am a human. That's our default behavior

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