It’s only a trade war if it’s from the Tradeoir region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling recession - ThreadSky

theabigailthorn.bsky.social • 14 days ago

It’s only a trade war if it’s from the Tradeoir region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling recession

BREAKING: Donald Trump threatens to enact a 200% tariff on European wine, champagne and other alcoholic beverages

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haha, but no, it's because of Europe standing strong against Russia. If it wasn't enough that Trump was a Russian Accent..... sparkling fluids you may enjoy, we have been in World War 3.

kita-kitsu.bsky.social•14 days ago

France has always been superior to England, but this was funny. Good job, England.

amonsteronthehill.bsky.social•13 days ago

fae-wicket.bsky.social•14 days ago

As someone whose job relies heavily on European wine....I am unashamed to say I laughed pretty hard at that 🤣

shuchancellor.online•14 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_the_Han_dynasty

IS CAUSING FAMINE AND PLAGUE WOKE??? MANY QUESTIONS FOR DONG ZHUO

col-do-ma-ma-daqua.bsky.social•14 days ago

Trade Special Incursion.

stevemnd.bsky.social•14 days ago

I absolutely HATE that all the memes I created in his first administration are just as applicable now as they were then.

40bouncingbelgians.bsky.social•14 days ago

Let them drink californian wine.....that'll concentrate minds....

mncatlady4.bsky.social•14 days ago

Not the wine ...I need the wine to survive this hell

kellymb.bsky.social•14 days ago

GOP losing suburban white women for a generation.

overbored.bsky.social•14 days ago

Great. Then the champagne will be considerably cheaper for European customers because the surplus isn't sold to the US.
:-)

voidrefuge.bsky.social•14 days ago

Well done, ma'am.

summergirl703.bsky.social•14 days ago

The World needs to gang up on America, sorry. If every country imposed tariffs, America will crumble. Now, for them to really stick it to Trump, they need to decrease tariffs on each other.

ipaige.bsky.social•14 days ago

I would hope most Europeans would be boycotting American goods at this point.

elizabethveldon.bsky.social•14 days ago

Trying but it is difficult

col-do-ma-ma-daqua.bsky.social•14 days ago

We're exactly as uninformed and propagandized and oh-I-don't-really-care-about-politics-ed as you guys. Also WW2 was more traumatizing.

shilderi.bsky.social•14 days ago

it's really sad to say that the only difference is that the death camp has been in europe

berkonickii.bsky.social•14 days ago

We’re trying

myboldtenor.bsky.social•14 days ago

Tesla is not doing too good in germany, considering that only 20% of the population like Musk for his AfD affiliaton but these are also the same people that think Green energy is woke

mrrudi.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm not that into French wine but my house is usually filled to the brim with Italian wine. I guess I need to make a trip and stock up.

Or move to Italy if the US keeps collapsing, I guess.😅

citationexergue.bsky.social•14 days ago

The Italian gov loves roman salutes too

mrrudi.bsky.social•14 days ago

👿 How's the wine in Denmark? Anyone know? 😂

chuchudachu.bsky.social•14 days ago

If you move in Denmark, you can order wine in UE and won’t pay tariff 😁

talgrath.bsky.social•14 days ago

The funniest thing is this is supposed to be retaliation for tariffs on Bourbon. But the wine tariffs won't do a damn thing because the people that buy expensive French wine don't give a damn about the price, Bourbon is cheap so the tariffs basically kill their sales.

writeon1.bsky.social•9 days ago

Take out the bottle, hold it so guests can see the label, sigh, and as you pour, say, "To think I could have got this for $1000 if only I'd bought it before the tariffs."
How I imagine a tech billionaire would do it.

chrismeeks.bsky.social•14 days ago

calledwhiskers.bsky.social•14 days ago

Very good word play, thank you.

(Sincerely, if it sounds like sarcasm, I’m just sleepy )

marvintandroid.bsky.social•14 days ago

They are only Nazis if they come from the region around Munich, otherwise they are sparkling fascists.

ramblinactivist.bsky.social•14 days ago

I find myself torn... I want the 'collapse of Capitalism' to arrive ASAP to save the Earth, but as Trump is now directly helping that process, am I allowed to support him without having to cancel myself? ;-)