A croissant is a pervert's bread. Only a sex maniac could have thought up folding so much butter into an innocent dough. One fold for each leaf of the fruit tree by which Adam and Eve offended God - ThreadSky

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swolecialism.bsky.social • 592 days ago

A croissant is a pervert's bread. Only a sex maniac could have thought up folding so much butter into an innocent dough. One fold for each leaf of the fruit tree by which Adam and Eve offended God

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don1.bsky.social•592 days ago

Then you don’t want to think to hard about the pain au chocolat 😂

jflagg24.bsky.social•592 days ago

Unfair to those of us whomst are already horned up just being in a Burger King.

proofofburden.bsky.social•592 days ago

Please don't sell it so hard, I'm trying to eat better

astrocat.bsky.social•592 days ago

Eve eating the croissant is the original sin, the Bible is mistranslated

maximoverdrive.bsky.social•592 days ago

I mean the story goes the pastry the croissant was based on, the Austrain kifli, was baked to celebrate the liberation of the town of Budda from Muslim Turks. So maybe?