there isn't enough prosecco in the world for me when he croaks - ThreadSky

treblaw.bsky.social • 39 days ago

there isn't enough prosecco in the world for me when he croaks

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mchawk82.bsky.social•39 days ago

😅

southerncatlady.bsky.social•38 days ago

I'm springing for a bottle of Dom Perignon.

lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social•38 days ago

I think my sobriety might have a fighting chance then actually.

texaslooney.bsky.social•39 days ago

Mmm, Bellini's!
I'm in!

professorbutts.com•39 days ago

im gonna install a fountain to drink it from

delcodeleche.bsky.social•39 days ago

Could be soon. Looks especially terrible today.

stevegangi.bsky.social•39 days ago

I wish.

thespinzone.bsky.social•39 days ago

You have no idea the celebration I will have. He's on a very short list of people I actually wish die and die painfully. One day I'll tell you a story

stevegangi.bsky.social•39 days ago

Same.

fordhotdogpride.bsky.social•39 days ago

the days of “mourning” will be a multiple day bender for me

princefan-1.bsky.social•38 days ago

Same

turdhater.bsky.social•39 days ago

this reminds me of the scene in VEEP, where the daughter, partner and son watch the funeral on tv and celebrate with a pitcher of margaritas . . .

allthingschange.bsky.social•39 days ago

You’ll be surprised. I don’t think I’ll need a drop of alcohol that day to feel as elated as a bottle of wine gets me.

christianmalmgren.bsky.social•39 days ago

Tried Whiskey... didnt work either! 😂

pdc23.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'll be fighting you for the bottles 🍾

bagheera108.bsky.social•39 days ago

Team Cholesterol

dtcav.bsky.social•39 days ago

One of my favorite taverns was hosting an inauguration party. I will never be patronizing that establishment again

swampwench.bsky.social•39 days ago

I've stopped drinking. I'll pick it back up just to celebrate when he meets his ex-wife

laurajohansen.bsky.social•39 days ago

Amen, but gods know I am gonna try and find out

mommapenguin.bsky.social•38 days ago

Can that be a national holiday when he's gone? We need something to celebrate

jamiel-99.bsky.social•39 days ago

I have a bottle in the fridge…

blackzag05.bsky.social•39 days ago

I hear you brother

jt3ou123.bsky.social•39 days ago

My flag will never fly 1/2 mast for the lot of them!

justharris.bsky.social•39 days ago

That flag is forever stained. Time for a new one will come.

suannelqr.bsky.social•38 days ago

When that headline flashes up: instant orgasm.

klosterwoman.bsky.social•39 days ago

Party at my place. Bring dip.

thebeehammer.com•39 days ago

Buying a 20 year Macallan for that

colquhounluss.bsky.social•38 days ago

They will have to rational it. Luckily here in Scotland we have plenty of whisky.

chriscjackson.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’m leaving the office and buying rounds at the nearest whiskey bar. Not just for him too. I have a list.

jkcreative8.bsky.social•39 days ago

Me too. And it’s long.

commonsense72.bsky.social•39 days ago

Where, I'm in.

stevegangi.bsky.social•39 days ago

Kraven? That you? :D

danirusse.bsky.social•39 days ago

We are throwing a RAGER at our house. I cannot wait

longliz1888.bsky.social•38 days ago

Break out the good stuff Moët &Chandon!

kinseyholley.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm going to be very obnoxious on FB where I'll reach the max number of my MAGA relatives and acquaintances.

ruetotherescue.bsky.social•39 days ago

Bury him on a mini golf course when this happens. Bc hes the #smallestmanwhoeverlived.

The villain from Jack Reacher, that is.

jasonpaul.bsky.social•39 days ago

I have restocked my champagne since Kissinger died.

inezsneks2024.bsky.social•39 days ago

Let's try though!! Looking forward to it!!

jessereed78.bsky.social•39 days ago

if only "he" were the problem

bluesq.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sigh, I guess I’ll have to save for all the champagne in the world if you’re going to be drinking all the Prosecco.

ineedabath.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'll think I'll quit drinking when that happens

22string.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm thinking tequila shots for all

gattoj.bsky.social•38 days ago

I have a bottle of disaronno ready to roll unopened for when it happens (I bought it before I thought he was going down in the 2016 election haha)

ncst8pe.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm planning on finding out

manmtmike.bsky.social•39 days ago

I just want to outlive the motherfucker.

triciae80.bsky.social•39 days ago

Same here, I don’t want miss his final demise!😡

cliffdressler.bsky.social•39 days ago

If I somehow invent time travel into the past, this skeet will disappear.

caitlinlovesdina.bsky.social•39 days ago

When he croaks I might end up flying around in the woods with a bunch of naked women.

savvyg13.bsky.social•39 days ago

I might actually drink that day in celebration

johnkel12.bsky.social•38 days ago

red wine for me. not a fan of fizzy drinks. ;-)

catbiddy.bsky.social•39 days ago

I bought a bottle to celebrate Harris's win in November. I am keeping it cold for this occasion. 🥂

treblaw.bsky.social•39 days ago

this is about the villain in the upcoming season of Jack Reacher

miketaddow.bsky.social•39 days ago

yeah me too. definitely.

dansbadsky.bsky.social•39 days ago

No need to clarify it was very obvious what you were referring to

dansbadsky.bsky.social•39 days ago

That being the villain in the upcoming season of Jack Reacher

thisphillyfan.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yeah, let's go with that

madnuhrah.bsky.social•39 days ago

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trash.on.computer•39 days ago

i will be handing out prosecco in the streets. itll be one giant party

dimari.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'll join you and help. Cheers to the day!🥂

thenatidude.bsky.social•39 days ago

You can spring for champagne, c'mon.

leabug1.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm going to bath in it when he carcs it.

chrolikethebird.bsky.social•39 days ago

When does this merch drop?

sophiesmomgsd.bsky.social•38 days ago

While it will be temporarily satisfying. I’m more concerned with the infrastructure behind him and all of the people who are executing on their plans.

deshaunweinstein.bsky.social•39 days ago

He is living until 100 it sucks

jkcreative8.bsky.social•39 days ago

His dad lived a long time, but not his brothers and sister. With how he’s abused his body, I think he’ll die before his term is up. Unless he’s just being powered by pure evil at this point.

deshaunweinstein.bsky.social•39 days ago

Dad lived until 95. Mom 88.

jkcreative8.bsky.social•39 days ago

His mom died when he was like three years old I thought.

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