I hate the passive aggressive pop-ups on a shopping website that is like “want 30% off your order???” and the button to close the pop up says “no I’ll pay full price like a buffoon, like an ignoramus”
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It’s so annoying - ‘I’ll Pass, Like A Clown’s Micro Penis ✅’ - does insulting your customers as first encounter generally work. I’m turning it down cos IDK if I want your stuff yet
I particularly like it when you are a returning customer, and that offer is only for new customers, and you were not given that offer when you were a new customer, last week
especially since they always have to show that it’s off your first purchase only, so every time you revisit your favorite retailers online, it’s like some nonconsensual denigration roleplay.
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