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clairewillett.bsky.social • 6 days ago

IN A CHAPTER TITLED W H A T ????????

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A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????

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bltsofttaco.bsky.social•6 days ago

Will my insurance cover a barber bleeding me for this miasma?

bigb72.bsky.social•6 days ago

I saw the real Anthony Fauci today. There was an aids program on my local pbs (name eludes me) about the early days and the quilt. Clips of fauci speaking about it and even clips of him from 1981. He’s always been the same guy. Him and other staff at the nation health institute worked tirelessly

bigb72.bsky.social•6 days ago

with few resources trying to get a handle on the situation. It didn’t matter there was an infectious disease killing mostly gay men. It mattered there was some disease killing ppl and they needed to find answers. That’s the type of guy he is and has always been. Anyone saying diff is an a**hole

thirty-bob.bsky.social•6 days ago

S Baxter’s 1997 ‘Titan’ includes a satire of American conservatism: a space expedition has to be independent because it’s government policy that the earth is surrounded by crystal spheres. Seemed ludicrous then.

mourn-the-weenie.bsky.social•6 days ago

The white man, I must assume, is Fauci. Would be fucking weird for the guy dismantling public health institutions to lift any weight beyond that of a brainworm

dribrats.bsky.social•6 days ago

Boy, it sure is a good thing they vetted him thoroughly.

sabinstargem.bsky.social•6 days ago

This raises the question, who the hell taught RFK? You would think a dude from a wealthy political dynasty would have the best education.

calipam.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sick

johnkaprielian.bsky.social•6 days ago

He is totally off his rocker.

epee.cc•6 days ago

...oh God his next crusade is going to be against requiring doctors to wash their hands, isn't it?

draugjeger.bsky.social•6 days ago

"I mean, you can't prove Semmelweis was right!"

wikisteff.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh my

nobopedro.bsky.social•6 days ago

The man is dangerous. Wrong on the facts and dangerous and needs to be removed from any leadership position, ESPECIALLY in health.

sdeltam.bsky.social•6 days ago

I mean, C'mon. Dr Fauci is Italian; he's not white.

bghilton.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah, but Kennedy is Irish, so he’s not really, either.

sdeltam.bsky.social•6 days ago

Fair point

lwballard.bsky.social•6 days ago

uhhhhh… uhhhh… ????

toroidal.bsky.social•6 days ago

the white mans burden

THE WHITE MANS BURDEN

T H E W H I —

*bursts into flames of irony*

elizabethdavis.bsky.social•6 days ago

willyph.bsky.social•6 days ago

He thinks people die of the fumes? What?

estarianne.bsky.social•6 days ago

It’s more like the general state of your body, as he’s talked about a lot in reference to Measles.

hatf.bsky.social•6 days ago

Okay we need to know what type of worm it was. This is batshit

bghilton.bsky.social•6 days ago

vertigocelot.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pestilence

There
I fixed his name

It was just a bunch of silly consonants but I fixed it

ecotrombonegal.bsky.social•6 days ago

I just can't with this.

adamjschmidt.bsky.social•6 days ago

lisalarue.bsky.social•6 days ago

WTH??? His type of white man has become our burden!

thegoche.bsky.social•6 days ago

It sounds bad, but when he says The White Man's Burden he's just referring to the dead bear that's spoiling in your trunk while you're falconing.
You know, typical white guy stuff.

pxtl.ca•6 days ago

Wait does this mean he killed Baloo?

raenpayne.bsky.social•5 days ago

OMG 😱 is this why tail spin wasn’t renewed???

grbsmith.bsky.social•6 days ago

📌

pecunium.bsky.social•6 days ago

And he gets Miasma wrong (he’s more a Galenic Humors guy, as seen through the 19th century French Terrain Theory of medicine)

czedwards.bsky.social•6 days ago

I hates it, I hates it! It’s such a mishmash of nonsense!

necrossed.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah almost like he’s a fucking weirdo that deep fried his brain with enough heroin and LSD to kill a bear followed by a worm eating his brain because he eats roadkill

pecunium.bsky.social•6 days ago

Worms are probably a lie.

They suddenly appeared when he was trying to reduce how much an imminent ex-wife was going to get.

czedwards.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don’t actually doubt there’s a void in his brain; I do doubt that it caused significant damage.

mwcpodcast.bsky.social•6 days ago

I KNOW! AND THAT IS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 50 DUMBEST THINGS HE SAYS IN THAT BOOK!! AND THIS ALL CAME UP IN HIS CONFIRMATION HEEEEAAAARING!!!!

andy-pearce.com•6 days ago

Is there a chapter on improving America’s oral health by deporting the tooth fairy?

exhaustedradical.bsky.social•6 days ago

*Goes in bathroom, locks door, cuts wrists with glass shard from broken beer bottle*

maple-enjoyer.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh my god.

amyhoy.bsky.social•6 days ago

i really think the miasma theory (which people came up with in, like, 300 BC, people who also thought meat spontaneousy produced maggots) is the real headline here

but also

allegedlyjoel.bsky.social•6 days ago

Tbh, miasma theory is LIGHTYEARS ahead of "bro, the gods just don't like you, just work hard and eat right" (which is what he's currently promoting)..... but now we have BETTER knowledge

amyhoy.bsky.social•6 days ago

no it isn’t

the gym bros aren’t dedicated to eliminating vaccines, they just think they don’t need them. they believe in germs. they just think they’re special

you are very gullible

mcmjolnir.bsky.social•6 days ago

If you think you can beat up a grizzly bear, you might think you can beat up some germs

allegedlyjoel.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wait. I'm confused, how am *I* gullible?

merrua.bsky.social•6 days ago

I think its because the lack of context on social media. The tale end of your tweet had the context that current science beats old science. So the joke was lost.

houseofdarkly.bsky.social•6 days ago

I feared he was the most dangerous of these guys but it's impressive to see a guy giving a bad reputation to BRAIN WORMS with this many layers of hot garbage

macademician.bsky.social•6 days ago

p1huycke.bsky.social•6 days ago

Kennedy is making my burden much, MUCH bigger!!!

goodluckiz.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah if memory serves (read a chunk of this book for a project on misinfo) it’s on Fauci and HIV where he promotes AIDS denialism and claims AIDS in African countries and AIDS in the US are two different things.

chakacant.bsky.social•6 days ago

Obviously the chapter title is the real firecracker here but I gotta admit I'm pretty hung up on him believing in fucking *miasma*

nsdolkart.bsky.social•6 days ago

The weird thing is, wouldn’t miasma proponents be ALL ABOUT the masking? Wasn’t the whole idea that bad air is what makes people sick?

czedwards.bsky.social•6 days ago

He doesn’t even get miasma right!! He’s using miasma when he means terrain theory (which is also the bullshit of a bitter, jealous rival of Pasteur), and both ideas are so full of crap they only need a few weeks of composting to be fertilizer.

monsterteatime.bsky.social•6 days ago

The degree of his absolute incompetence at understanding anything is really...it's just a lot.

czedwards.bsky.social•6 days ago

You know, I’ve known more than my share of recovering heroin addicts, and I’ve known some people from really old money families, and he’s not a product of environment or experiences. He’s acquired all of this Dunning Kruger all on his own!

epee.cc•6 days ago

Have you known any who were recovering heroine's addicts from old money families with brain damage from literal worms?

redguynopants.bsky.social•6 days ago

Tbf adding “my uncle and my father got killed while president and almost president” probably does *something* when you add it to the mix

czedwards.bsky.social•6 days ago

And yet Caroline Kennedy and her late brother did fine.

I give that kind of pass in teens and 20s, but once a person is a full fledged adult, they have to be responsible for their own mental health and sense of purpose, and get the therapy they need, which has never once been on this man’s agenda.

monsterteatime.bsky.social•6 days ago

He is WILDLY off his tree and it is 100% his own.

lmnisop.bsky.social•6 days ago

I never realised the R and the K stood for Rudyard Kipling

davebrowne.bsky.social•6 days ago

In a million years I'd have never guessed that ending, but now that I've see it it seems inevitable.

malaclypse.bsky.social•6 days ago

@hilzoy.bsky.social verified the chapter titles: https://bsky.app/profile/hilzoy.bsky.social/post/3lo4hhznvlc2o

deroche.bsky.social•6 days ago

Man, what fresh hell awaits in chapters 5 & 6?

clairewillett.bsky.social•6 days ago

bless your heart for bringing receipts, I absolutely believed it immediately

trishpaton.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh. My. Gods. And this is the man who killed Samoans with measles, having the gall to string these words together.

“White Mans Burden”. I cannot. I absolutely CAN NOT. This man is a danger to humanity. Give him over to the brain worms. ANYBODY would do this job better.

jennynettles.bsky.social•6 days ago

I think he should try eating glass, might heal him of some issues.

cageyratfish.bsky.social•6 days ago

Glass contains a lot of healthy minerals & trace elements!

trishpaton.bsky.social•6 days ago

I would be fully in support of this. We could test out how well vitamins helped.

kaykinmd.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is my son's Chihuahua. He died in 2022. He was evil tempered and not too bright. Even in his current state, buried in my garden, he'd do a better job.

trishpaton.bsky.social•5 days ago

He absolutely would!

He was very cute, even if he was evil.

kaykinmd.bsky.social•5 days ago

He just knew everyone was out to get him. You know, squirrels, passing trucks, leaves...

im-just-sayin.bsky.social•6 days ago

HWHAT!?

apsciencebylyn.bsky.social•6 days ago

*blinking so hard it awakens a Balrog of Morgoth*

gatitocat.bsky.social•6 days ago

Holy twatwaffles. It seems to always get insaner.

teholav.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ring around the rosies a pocket full of posies.

teholav.bsky.social•6 days ago

Next up, leeches and brain parasites are why he's so smart.

sanguinarynovel.bsky.social•6 days ago

Every chapter title I read in the paragraph, I was like "What the fuck" and then there as another fucked up title

jetblackbox.bsky.social•6 days ago

The "Bad Humors" are to blame, obviously. ☠️

rowyourbot.bsky.social•6 days ago

They are suppressing the science where you place an egg on the belly and the bad humors go into the egg…be sure to bury the egg deep in the Earth. A fresh robin egg is best but if you must, then the egg of a chicken, but only one which is laid at night.

starshark.bsky.social•6 days ago

Reported for disinformation. The egg has to be laid at night during a WAXING GIBBOUS moon. And you didn’t even mention turning it three times withershins!

rowyourbot.bsky.social•6 days ago

First, we must do double-blind study with a withershins placebo under a WANING GIBBOUS moon.

jetblackbox.bsky.social•6 days ago

^^ Now being taught in Oklahoma medical schools! 😆👏

amymarie3456.bsky.social•6 days ago

Full moon, don’t forget that the egg, string soaked in vinegar- or whatever the particular folk theory called for, needs to be buried on a full moon.

amymarie3456.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oops- needs to be buried during a waxing &/or waning gibbous moon.

rowyourbot.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yes. Our findings are that the results off waxing and waning are not statistically significant. (You can find our results carved on a tree in the woods.)

mkinmt.bsky.social•6 days ago

JFC

maryanndimand.bsky.social•6 days ago

pyrexcorex.bsky.social•6 days ago

W H A T ??? is my everyday experience these days. Happy to learn it’s a movement & not just a moment.

lovemypupper.bsky.social•6 days ago

I just listened about this on BTB (I’m still I. The early episodes) @iwriteok.bsky.social

lovemypupper.bsky.social•6 days ago

He doesn’t agree with germ theory???

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