"you've heard of the hit product "The Schlanket" but have you heard of the new, up and coming....... Sam Reich curtains???" (we are still coming up with a clever and witty name for this product, but Sam Reich's name isn't as suffix nor prefixable as Jschlatt's so were kinda stumped)
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What's the matter? Can't FACE the crowd?
I suppose it's curtains for you...
...and I'll see myself out, thankyouverymuch.