ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu* HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you? ME: why would anyone be against pasta? - ThreadSky

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social • 87 days ago

ME: *keeps stealing little glances at my date from over top of my menu*

HER: you don't know what antipasto means do you?

ME: why would anyone be against pasta?

Comments

palston.bsky.social•87 days ago

If she laughed at that joke, she’s a keeper🤣

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

What joke?

vickiels.bsky.social•87 days ago

thank you for being here.

vickiels.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂😂😂😂

starofdarkness.bsky.social•83 days ago

But why isn't it 'antepasto'?

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•83 days ago

I don't make the rules

tiegamereview.bsky.social•86 days ago

Check out The Futurist movement in Italy. They loved machines and hated carbs, carbs make you weak.

I’m not making this up

tiegamereview.bsky.social•86 days ago

Adbusters once published some Futurist short story, so freaking bizarre

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/635709/when-italian-futurists-tried-ban-pasta

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•86 days ago

Lol that is mental

rockwaypress.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

She was not amused

rockwaypress.bsky.social•87 days ago

OMG 😂🤣😂

golfcartsurprise.bsky.social•87 days ago

*throws molotov* at a macaroni factory

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

Leave the macaroni factory out of this

golfcartsurprise.bsky.social•87 days ago

my dad works in the macaroni mines and every week he’s yelled at by one of your followers

essm.bsky.social•87 days ago

Honestly I am glad to hear it is Elder Labor, not Child Labor.

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

Your dad is doing god's work but I make no apologies.

persixty.bsky.social•86 days ago

Antipasto your mum's pasto that isn't really a relation.

milfordthomas.bsky.social•86 days ago

carb fascism

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•86 days ago

it's a real problem in this country

kallibutterfly.bsky.social•87 days ago

Nailed it

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

Tell her that

maskedfarmer.bsky.social•87 days ago

No, it's a physics thing.

(Let it never get in contact with pasta)

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•86 days ago

exactly

nubianiles.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂😅

inezsneks2024.bsky.social•87 days ago

How do you not know?

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

Nobody does

inezsneks2024.bsky.social•87 days ago

Italians do. Anyone who eats Italian food does.

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

That's what they want you to think

inezsneks2024.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

I thought that's what it meant as a kid <3 and a teen <3 and partly as an adult <3 what's antipasto

justanotherant.bsky.social•50 days ago

When ordering the antipasto, be sure to do it in a Boris Karloff voice. "I shall have the onnntiposteau."

cochlearteacher67.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

sheeropacity.bsky.social•87 days ago

🤭

comrade-adam.bsky.social•87 days ago

ME: à la carte?

Sure - loved Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

n0etic.bsky.social•87 days ago

Pasta is the food of Satan… hail Satan!

mr-pig.bsky.social•87 days ago

You're both keepers

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•87 days ago

I'll tell her if she returns my calls

stevelouise.bsky.social•87 days ago

"Hey! The guy on the internet said we should keep eachother!"

toobiefrank.bsky.social•86 days ago

Totally thought that first time I saw it on a menu.

jakelt1.bsky.social•87 days ago

Solid answer

non-dual-it.bsky.social•87 days ago

It's an American thing. To make sure it's clear that portion is not serving toothpaste.

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•86 days ago

WAITER: any questions?

ME: yes, can I have the pro pasta menu?

docpsych.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂

champgnediva.bsky.social•87 days ago

Not gonna lie, I *know* what it is, but every time I see it, I immediately think “huh? Why is there no pasta here???”

I don’t know why I do but I do!!

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•86 days ago

We all do