You guys. I can’t stop reading Egyptian history. I think I’m having a midlife Isis. - ThreadSky

herberthistory.bsky.social • 46 days ago

You guys. I can’t stop reading Egyptian history. I think I’m having a midlife Isis.

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sidonisantares.bsky.social•45 days ago

Keep making jokes like this and you’ll be Set for afterlife

planetcarnival.bsky.social•46 days ago

Pardon the shameless self-promotion, but your PUNishment is that I'm gonna disingenuously take your skeet at face value!
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"Each year on March 5th, devotees gathered for the Festival of Isis’ Vessel, commemorating a voyage the goddess made in search of her murdered husband, the god Osiris."

johnbovio.bsky.social•45 days ago

Blocked

laurafrost.bsky.social•46 days ago

I got rid of so many Egyptian books, pictures and knick knacks when I downsized. My late husband was born there.

No tomb to put all that in that with him for the afterlife.

mrc-qpp62.bsky.social•46 days ago

It is not the afterlife but the before death that is most important, or should be highly valued.

marcusmauney.bsky.social•45 days ago

iamanathemadevice.bsky.social•46 days ago

Go to your room!

beavbee.bsky.social•45 days ago

As long as you don’t radicalize, otherwise just keep on reading

bobmungovan.bsky.social•46 days ago

hoppydave6.bsky.social•46 days ago

Our local TV station. SBS has heaps of AE docos. Fascinating stuff.

dbjjvv.bsky.social•46 days ago

space-irukandji.bsky.social•45 days ago

Any book recommendations?

herberthistory.bsky.social•45 days ago

I mean you can’t go wrong with @k8shep.bsky.social

https://amzn.to/40pXcSf

lorandavid.bsky.social•46 days ago

Thanks for the chuckle.

infinite-women.com•45 days ago

Sounds like you're stuck in the Bast. What you need is Anubis-ness to focus on and reprioritize what Ma'at-ters.

thanatos420.bsky.social•46 days ago

Not a lot of thoth was put in to that pun.

moxanineballons.bsky.social•46 days ago

Just Seth him up already.

janerabbit.bsky.social•46 days ago

thanks--needed a laugh !

shatter.bsky.social•45 days ago

Perhaps take a break and look at copper futures?

I know a guy...

living-the-dream.online•45 days ago

If it's who I'm thinking of.. his reviews are not so positive

shatter.bsky.social•45 days ago

They're old reviews though.

quixoticmage.bsky.social•45 days ago

Jokes that land very differently from 2014-2019 than at any other time in history

ravelordenito.bsky.social•46 days ago

Yes, mhmm, yes.

procrustes.bsky.social•45 days ago

The first ones to use emojis

colinprowse.bsky.social•45 days ago

pharoah nuff

katarzynaokelo.bsky.social•45 days ago

At least is not about Roman empire (although there was some crossover at some point, if I remember correctly :D).

n0-description.bsky.social•45 days ago

Go outside bro, it’s been too long 🙏

kingrainey.bsky.social•46 days ago

bvbodegom.bsky.social•46 days ago

That tracks. Ancient Egyptian is a dad language.

ingoheinscher.bsky.social•46 days ago

I don't quite see a reason to complain there? :->

drseminnis.bsky.social•46 days ago

Jason. 😂

tormal.bsky.social•45 days ago

Well, Set down for a spell. It should pass.

systematiq.one•45 days ago

yeah, i'm also trying to Seth my priorities in order

raiseydey.bsky.social•46 days ago

It’s not Tutankhamun to feel the way

skepticallyspeak.bsky.social•46 days ago

Walk like an Egyptian right on outta here

skepticallyspeak.bsky.social•46 days ago

duncandixoncoffee.me•45 days ago

Love this so much

hmalagisi.bsky.social•46 days ago

Slow clap

brucereville.bsky.social•46 days ago

Anubis would happen

logicafalsa.bsky.social•46 days ago

Thought it might be a Middle Kingdom Isis

bretdevereaux.bsky.social•46 days ago

Apuleius approves.

planetcarnival.bsky.social•46 days ago

Ass-actly! 🎯

spoonbill.bsky.social•45 days ago

Pharaoh nuff.

gwionramage.bsky.social•46 days ago

That's a good one!

paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•46 days ago

Stop that.

kitncaboodle.bsky.social•46 days ago

harrell76.bsky.social•45 days ago

You do you

atanae.bsky.social•46 days ago

Well played, sir.

mrbobbles.bsky.social•45 days ago

Well done, you made me laugh 😁👍

georgeleigh.bsky.social•46 days ago

Next up, scotch and cigars.

mikestucka.bsky.social•46 days ago

cc @dawg4life99.bsky.social @walinchus.bsky.social

restlow.bsky.social•45 days ago

I think you’re in de Nile.

briansconverse.bsky.social•46 days ago

I'm telling your mummy.

alert74.bsky.social•46 days ago

Keep going! Everyone knows you shouldn't change Horuses in the middle of the stream.

californiajames.bsky.social•46 days ago

lol. Dad joke ftw

tashpoetry.bsky.social•46 days ago

Knock me over with a feather... Anubis' feather.

obvioussteve.bsky.social•46 days ago

That’s terrible. Keep your day job 😂

cmteague.bsky.social•46 days ago

Oh my.

kamwt.bsky.social•45 days ago

Boo hiss!😂❤️👍

kinell23.bsky.social•46 days ago

Recognising it is important. You can't do anything in denial.

Except sink or swim.

mrc-qpp62.bsky.social•46 days ago

Aswan is likely to say.

kinell23.bsky.social•46 days ago

Dam right

wollybird.bsky.social•46 days ago

You have to do it sooner or later

solarflare3.bsky.social•46 days ago

Boo!! hiss !! Lol

democrat02176.bsky.social•46 days ago

I studied Egyptian history in College. Everyone should study it in some form, especially the greedy rich consumers and a few others. They will realize that the did not take a damn thing to their afterlife. Hmmm.