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taniel.bsky.social • 108 days ago

it's impossible to parody this stuff.

Reposted from Eric Michael Garcia

Susan Collins tells reporters she was “shocked” at Gaetz’s nomination

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lindajudah.bsky.social•108 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂 Susan Collins is so easily "shocked"

baudi.bsky.social•108 days ago

Waiting for the inevitable: "While I have deep concerns about this nomination, the people have spoken to reelect Trump and so we must trust his judgment and approve his choices."

We're cooked.

shawnguerra.bsky.social•108 days ago

Paging the pitchbot
Paging the pitchbot

unclesusan.bsky.social•108 days ago

That's a pretty strong reaction. Is she positive she's not just concerned?

1drwmn24.bsky.social•108 days ago

It really writes itself

thewhirlwind.bsky.social•108 days ago

There had to be a polymarket line on this, can’t imagine the suckers on the other side of this bet

paulmcontento.bsky.social•108 days ago

oaklandishdude.bsky.social•108 days ago

What an idiot she is

shanahstone.bsky.social•108 days ago

It’s at times like these I really abhor Collins and Lisa Murkowski. Can’t wait to see how “moderate” “RINO” or “Democrat” they really are with Trump confirmations. It’s like their constituents and the general public slept through all their complicity on 200+ Trump judges. 🤦🏻‍♀️

meanmsmadigan.bsky.social•108 days ago

Clutch those pearls Susan. Why does she keep getting in?

rotter7.bsky.social•108 days ago

It is almost like this woman is not just plain naive, she is stupid and weak. She will vote for confirmation. Bet on it.

papi3798.bsky.social•108 days ago

She's a "Yes" vote now

tortiesrule.bsky.social•108 days ago

How at this point can she be freaking shocked? Seriously, it’s been 9 years. It’s not shocking

chadtopaz.bsky.social•108 days ago

Leopards ate my face moment

bostongayboy.bsky.social•108 days ago

Oh she’s cooked in 2026.

beowulfsmom08.bsky.social•108 days ago

phdeepthoughts.bsky.social•108 days ago

She must be big mad to use such powerful language.

clemskelton.bsky.social•108 days ago

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

saidsimi.bsky.social•108 days ago

Nobody who knows anything is shocked

sascrads.bsky.social•108 days ago

Idk how she still manages to say that to the media with a straight face

mjfrombuffalo.bsky.social•108 days ago

Did she put on her Concerned Face?

recursiverealms.com•108 days ago

I would be shocked if susan collins ever reported an emotion other than shocked. I would be shocked if susan collins has emotions.

dbg18.bsky.social•108 days ago

We're living in a perpetual SNL cold open.

erinhanratty3.bsky.social•108 days ago

🙄 Ooohhh Collins.

sirripsalot.bsky.social•108 days ago

Susan Collins:

pbnewman.bsky.social•108 days ago

… and yet.

sharonclark.bsky.social•108 days ago

Is she clutching her pearls?

chrisbitados.bsky.social•108 days ago

After she votes for him: "He assured me he'd be fair and professional. I think he learned his lesson. No more trying to lift the skirts of high school girls."