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theonion.com
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558 days ago
"We know that a disaffected assailant’s aim can be affected if the heat makes them too woozy, and that’s not a risk we’re willing to take."
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uzmab.bsky.social
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558 days ago
I thought for half a second this was real because that's how stupid everything is everywhere all at once in this country
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exodor.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Holy shit
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msmeredith.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Oh snap.🇺🇸
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rmquist.bsky.social
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557 days ago
Needed a moment to realize this was @theonion.com
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purplepeopleeater.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Ha!
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synthmage.cloud
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558 days ago
got damn
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profmentalwimp.bsky.social
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554 days ago
Dark humor, but considering the current climate…
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valpmb.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Oh wow..
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lynncole.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Please, think of the shooters
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davewithturbos.bsky.social
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558 days ago
You did not just go there.😂😂😂😂
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lynncole.bsky.social
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558 days ago
lol, yeah... sorry
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wabs.bsky.social
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557 days ago
How can I add @theonion.com to a list of reliable news sources?
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sontology.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Holy shit
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spencilular.bsky.social
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558 days ago
😂😂
I laughed way too hard at this
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barrettmanor.com
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558 days ago
So did I. And I live there.
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spencilular.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Did they close schools bc of heat tho?
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barrettmanor.com
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558 days ago
Yes. They are experiencing serious air conditioning problems, and it's a closed building, as in no windows that open. It got up to st least 108 today.
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spencilular.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Daaaammm. those poor kids.
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spencilular.bsky.social
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558 days ago
😂 oh no
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sweetieleaf.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Fml
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peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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546 days ago
Ouch
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craftingcherry.bsky.social
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558 days ago
I said AYO??
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jefg.bsky.social
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557 days ago
Wow this is spicy
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milesfarmer.bsky.social
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558 days ago
No quarter from the Onion 🫡
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cinnix.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Damn
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eggwards.bsky.social
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556 days ago
True. It’s too hot to have children wait outside as the cops wait for the shooter to run out of bullets.
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stolsen.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Dang this headline almost feels like a true headline at this point.
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I laughed way too hard at this