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theonion.com • 83 days ago

American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
https://theonion.com/american-express-launches-small-sweatshop-saturday/

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hudsonheights.bsky.social•83 days ago

You guys are totally 🔥🔥🔥 lately! 🤣

dingojackson.bsky.social•83 days ago

They only tell the kids it's one day, but they can't see the sun.

jeffunktified.bsky.social•83 days ago

The incoming administration has repeatedly said they will allow preschool to 5th grade labor from all public schools to help out the mom and pop sweat shops.
Win for mom and pop

litehound.bsky.social•83 days ago

How can it be Small Sweatshop Saturday if December 4th is a Wednesday

keepingitblue.bsky.social•83 days ago

😅

writaobscura.bsky.social•83 days ago

Santa beheads elves for striking during Christmas work period

nattoproblem.bsky.social•83 days ago

We love to see it

ickypop17.bsky.social•83 days ago

It nice. I hope they get a variety pack of pizzas for the Sweatshop, which will be made available after their 15 hour shift.

ferst60.bsky.social•83 days ago

Can adults work there or is just children ? Asking for a friend

vlime286.bsky.social•83 days ago

Feels more like a Nike thing

frozzbot.bsky.social•83 days ago

Every day at H&M

actualmarc.bsky.social•83 days ago

You can now get 3 MR points per dollar spent at the sweatshops with the Platinum card.

the-thc-ministry.bsky.social•83 days ago

produkshun.bsky.social•83 days ago

Looks like a Florida Dollar Tree.

dreamlandroses.bsky.social•83 days ago

Billionaire makes throne out of bones of impoverished children to sit on “Its not good enough” -Billionaire

sigmasquared.bsky.social•83 days ago

Make America Work Again! Sweatshops, yay! Please make sure to rate our sweatshop.

bstnboy.bsky.social•83 days ago

silver-guillotine.itch.io•83 days ago

Support 👏 local 👏 sweatshops

scoutis.bsky.social•83 days ago

😭😭😭

oldswimdad.bsky.social•83 days ago

Once tariffs bring back the manufacturing jobs…

traitor45.bsky.social•82 days ago

Ivanka's on board

bjornaron.bsky.social•83 days ago

This could be the next big thing.

macronomicus.bsky.social•83 days ago

🤣Thats swell isnt it? You know what? I heard Skank of America is even throwing in some extra money laundering for them.... again.... or... was that "Bank" of America? 🤔

tkg-nc.bsky.social•83 days ago

I prefer to call them BOA, because they'll constrict you and your finances until you are lifeless.

manuelromo.bsky.social•83 days ago

Don’t leave home…

void0reason.bsky.social•83 days ago

Bleakly funny.

shabooki-sunshine.bsky.social•83 days ago

I can't believe this is real...

leostringer6.bsky.social•83 days ago

This is so true I don't know if I should laugh at the parody or be disgusted at the reality of it.

The Onion really hits the nail on the head sometimes.

jenntafur.bsky.social•83 days ago

My exact sentiments, cuz I laughed then went, "wait, no...".

itsfundamental.bsky.social•83 days ago

Glad to see recycling oceanic plastic waste is finally taking off.

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