Hilaria Baldwin Deported theonion.com/hilaria-bald... - ThreadSky

jacquelinevalencia.ca•33 days ago

LOL

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sampirtle.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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edladner.bsky.social•86 days ago

I had to check to make sure they didn't accidentally report news that hasn't happened yet.

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chapachula.bsky.social•86 days ago

Along with husband and kids

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denisebossert.bsky.social•86 days ago

Now that particular scenario in this case I approve.

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theoriginaltoast.bsky.social•86 days ago

You could say this is... Hilarias

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jjsayshey.bsky.social•86 days ago

Back to Baaaston she goes

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etherealist.bsky.social•86 days ago

If you showed this to a Fox News fan, they would never guess it was satire.

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fashionwaronwaste.bsky.social•86 days ago

🥲. The laugh I needed.

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imsmarterthanyou.bsky.social•86 days ago

I hope this is real can I get a fact check? Where is she from this week?

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blueskytexas.bsky.social•86 days ago

Deport Melania Call 1-866-DHS-2-ICE (866) 347-2423

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mickey23.bsky.social•84 days ago

While you're at it deport the following: Elon=Felon
Thiele
Murdock
Melania's family.

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denisebossert.bsky.social•86 days ago

And her parents

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sbelcaptan.bsky.social•86 days ago

Keep the family together! Deport them all.

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meri13fromnola.bsky.social•86 days ago

Things that never happened...... but should have for $100.

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foggthat.bsky.social•86 days ago

Buh-bye! (I wish!)

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70srocks80skicks.bsky.social•86 days ago

Hilarious

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thoughtfulchuchi.bsky.social•86 days ago

Glad to see The Onion on this platform! Thanks for the laughs Onion-admin!

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christianneh.bsky.social•86 days ago

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marloquells.bsky.social•86 days ago

Hilarious

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brandipr.bsky.social•86 days ago

😂

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lulugreenthumb.bsky.social•86 days ago

How do say cucumber?

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talentedripley.bsky.social•86 days ago

To Spain? 😭

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ashlicakes.bsky.social•86 days ago

🥒

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oeqqabo.bsky.social•86 days ago

To Nantucket?

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arouetspeaks.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yes, we all enjoy a good laugh, but clearly a person who is as attractive as her, is married to a rich handsome man, has SEVEN adorbs kids by him, and is still feigning being Española has serious mental issues. She needs help, not ridicule. So does her husband it seems.

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myeagles.bsky.social•86 days ago

hahaha

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onemisanthrope.bsky.social•85 days ago

I wish... And she could take that asshole husband of hers with her.

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fabiothefelonious.bsky.social•85 days ago

As it should be ! No people with the name BALD. Should ever step into America ! The luscious Land of the Free ! With golden haired locks ! Blue eyes ! and-wait why am i getting a sense of De Ja Vu.

TL:DR: The Circular Cycle of our World Is funny.

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eaos.bsky.social•86 days ago

Hey it’s like Elon!

Lets listen to them and actually deport ALL immigration fraudsters if we are gonna! 😁

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marcofthebeast.bsky.social•86 days ago

But confiscate their ill gotten wealth and redistribute to the poorest.

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sneakerartist.bsky.social•86 days ago

That’s hilaria-s!!!

…I’ll see myself out.

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thoughtfulchuchi.bsky.social•86 days ago

*angrily upvotes*

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dragon-flyvr4.bsky.social•86 days ago

😆😆

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avg999.bsky.social•86 days ago

Population control.

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michaeljameshawk.bsky.social•86 days ago

Fuckin brilliant.

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magnificentmike.bsky.social•86 days ago

Who deported her and why?

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ajharper.bsky.social•85 days ago

I thought she lived in Spain?

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toddleigh.bsky.social•86 days ago

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allanmason.bsky.social•86 days ago

That shot makes her look like an alien in the sense other than the one normally used by ICE and MAGA.

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22east32nd.bsky.social•86 days ago

I want to like this times 1000. Bluesky needs to offer that feature.

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brainlessgeorge.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sounds hilaria s

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vicvinegar2024.bsky.social•86 days ago

Even the off-whites have to leave?

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simonpetersen.net•86 days ago

For those who don't know, try look up her weird accents and claims she's Spanish on YouTube. Then look at Wikipedia where she's actually born 🤪

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singswithravens.bsky.social•86 days ago

This would be funnier if it were Melania. Although that would cause quite the red uproar 😂

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normanduke.bsky.social•86 days ago

@pearlmania500.bsky.social @mrspearlmania500.bsky.social

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mrspearlmania500.bsky.social•84 days ago

But she has a reality show coming out !!!

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thebiglutovsky.bsky.social•86 days ago

Came here to do this. Well done.

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sievert39.bsky.social•86 days ago

SOMEONE NOTIFY @pearlmania500.bsky.social! Oh wait…

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enandes2.bsky.social•86 days ago

😂

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bananastbear.bsky.social•86 days ago

Well done!

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cubechan.bsky.social•86 days ago

Why does the Onion of all things attract the cringiest people

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marcofthebeast.bsky.social•86 days ago

Where? To Boston?

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joshtbilly.bsky.social•86 days ago

I get the Qanon “executed at Guantanamo by military tribunal” vibes reading this

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srsgrackle.bsky.social•86 days ago

To… New Jersey?

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mortilla.bsky.social•86 days ago

HILARius.

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mrjackson19.bsky.social•86 days ago

Don't tell me! SHE fired the fatal bullet on the set of RUST?

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iamstach.bsky.social•86 days ago

Do I know her? Is she like one of the Kardashians or something?

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shotgunmosquito.bsky.social•86 days ago

Her "real" name is Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas. She is the wife of Alec Baldwin.

In December 2020, video clips surfaced of her speaking with a Spanish accent, including a clip from the Today Show in which Baldwin seemingly forgot the English word for "cucumber".

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iamstach.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thanks for the context! She's like rich though right? Don't think they ment 'rich illegal aliens' when they were taking about deporting 'all illegal aliens'

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denisebossert.bsky.social•86 days ago

the Onion stories are made up.

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iamstach.bsky.social•86 days ago

That much I knew 😁

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shotgunmosquito.bsky.social•85 days ago

She's not an "illegal alien" she just pretends to be

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