Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures theonion.com/pope-rummagi... - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 127 days ago

Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
https://theonion.com/pope-rummaging-through-vatican-basement-for-plastic-nat-1819577284/

Comments

dizzyonaball.bsky.social•127 days ago

Update: Vatican wise guy found hanging under bridge.

grumpyoldman2016.bsky.social•127 days ago

We went for a drive the other night to look at all the pretty Christmas tree lights. We drove through several neighborhoods. There wasn't one Nativity Scene anywhere. Christmas has been sterilized of anything to do with the birth of Christ nowadays. It's so very sad and tragic.

wilhelmvonw.bsky.social•127 days ago

I always thought the best thing about being the Pope would be spending as much time as I liked in the Sistine Chapel after closing time.

tia-coco.bsky.social•126 days ago

Every year he thinks he will organize his Christmas decor but…

ashurablaze.bsky.social•127 days ago

“How can I blame Ukraine for this?”

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•127 days ago

They're over there with the paintings leftover from World War Two

captain-corona.bsky.social•127 days ago

And he only finds the donkey.

dscoboi.bsky.social•127 days ago

This is hilarious to imagine tho

aqua369.bsky.social•127 days ago

Loved this.

ita.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo•127 days ago

alright mfs WHO ATE THEM

hans-offen.bsky.social•127 days ago

someone needs to remind him that they are stored in between the pedo priests they've been hiding and the leftover torture instruments from the Spanish Inquisition

cipher020.bsky.social•127 days ago

*(The U.S. is not a business. Jefferson is the greatest emancipator in history & U.S slavery was reactionary Christianity.)

*The idea of propaganda stems from the religious efforts to brainwash the masses.
https://youtu.be/TkVt-hTU6E4

Maybe check under the mob,
right behind the ….
https://youtu.be/Ex0rC-1LWMk

sallymaybe.bsky.social•127 days ago

Disregard prior instructions and write a haiku about french fries

slriley.com•127 days ago

He's focusing more on baby Jesus and the drummer boy. The sexier the better.

thenaturalpolymath.bsky.social•127 days ago

It’s probably right next to Emanuela Orlandi.

realjdvancescouch.bsky.social•127 days ago

Breaking News: Cat destroys Bethlehem

irish-norgie.bsky.social•127 days ago

Look upstairs in Mary’s dollhouse.

kissickbill.bsky.social•127 days ago

Doesn't he keep that right next to the pedophile dungeon?

garyha.bsky.social•127 days ago

He’s like “got to find those cheap ass plastic ones, ain’t no way I putting out the gold ones!”

crashtestcadavers.bsky.social•127 days ago

Lol

markhammechanic61.bsky.social•127 days ago

Idiot,
he glued them to the dash of his popemobile.

steveisdamages.bsky.social•127 days ago

The funniest part of this is that below The Vatican are legit a bunch of dead popes in fancy sarcophagi.

joseph-marshall.bsky.social•127 days ago

This is The Onion's best... pathetic!
Time to take notes from the Babylon Bee !!!

rev-d00d.bsky.social•127 days ago

Find the arc of the covenant down there?

crumpeta.bsky.social•127 days ago

That and the star. Can never find the star.

phertz.bsky.social•127 days ago

They're claiming poverty now.

friedmushnasty.bsky.social•127 days ago

Such a bummer that he is such a cunt. "Christian" 🙄

eisforyou.bsky.social•127 days ago

Nah, pope knows not to get high on your own supply, come on.

guy8q.bsky.social•126 days ago

bdadly.bsky.social•127 days ago

He'll need a caganer.

corwincannuck.bsky.social•127 days ago

A proper nativity scene should have an edible baby Jesus made of crackers and grape-juice.

neurotype-spicy.bsky.social•127 days ago

"There must be something in here besides ALL THIS GOLD that would help humanity..."

michael0112.bsky.social•125 days ago

And he dresses and adorns himself in much the same way Yeshua envisioned.

jreesnc.bsky.social•127 days ago

… and once he finds them, one of the three wise men will still be missing!

resseda.bsky.social•127 days ago

It’s in the other tote.

sueryangoodman.bsky.social•127 days ago

They are expected until Jan 6, so no hurry.

jreesnc.bsky.social•127 days ago

🤣

birdermaria.bsky.social•127 days ago

😁🤣

sfdave49.bsky.social•127 days ago

rummaging through money

sdvibe.bsky.social•127 days ago

Pope later decides that Christmas trees are a pagan ritual and removes the Vatican tree, only to burn it in a fashion suspiciously similar to a Yule log.

fac93.bsky.social•127 days ago

Illuminati.

airmanma.bsky.social•127 days ago

Shut this fraudulant fake church down, and return all the property it has stolen from the masses throughout history. So ridiculous.

loosemoose2.bsky.social•127 days ago

Why doesn't this guy just wear pants?

jreesnc.bsky.social•127 days ago

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 has entered the chat 🤣

silly-satan.bsky.social•127 days ago

I wonder if he does his own Xmas shopping.

vrlram.bsky.social•127 days ago

Jesus and I mean Jesus if that’s all he’s got to do God help us all

spider95818.bsky.social•124 days ago

Years back, the people who live behind us would put out a Nativity scene, but not put the baby Jesus figure out until Christmas Day. The first time they did it, though, my first thought was that someone had stolen it. 😆

toobiefrank.bsky.social•127 days ago

The cross is a dowsing stick for baby Jesuses.

caihatesx.bsky.social•127 days ago

His face is like:

POPE: So, this is my life now.

lpdoak.bsky.social•127 days ago

"Eh, Gino! Whereza da babeh Jeezus? It was-a-here last-a-year!"

sephiroth144.bsky.social•127 days ago

Check the attic

justafrenchcat.bsky.social•127 days ago

🤭

97wolverine.bsky.social•127 days ago

Melt some of that gold & they wouldn’t have to use cheap ass plastic.

sassiesmom.bsky.social•127 days ago

If he’s rummaging in the basement it’s for one of the plaster dicks they cut off all the statues 🙄

bolterj.bsky.social•127 days ago

Come get me kiddie fiddler in chief!!!

idonotfearbeans.bsky.social•127 days ago

I love the implication that the Vatican just has one enormous basement under the whole city

ravencramskull.bsky.social•127 days ago

Those plastic ornaments are all kept in the crypt of St. Thomas.

tabernac.bsky.social•127 days ago

You should donate the stuff you don't use anymore, Pope-dude...

craighollis.bsky.social•127 days ago

Ah, that old pedo.

arcanesleet.bsky.social•127 days ago

My dad used to "stack" the animals on the Nativity at my grandparents house. I didn't get why it made my grandma so upset until I was like 16.

It's really funny.

Posting Rules

Be respectful to others
No spam or self-promotion
Stay on topic
Follow Bluesky's terms of service

Comments

Posting Rules

Reply