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theonion.com • 51 days ago

Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
https://theonion.com/kohler-recalls-30000-bathtubs-shipped-with-nude-man-already-inside/

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tabuckton.bsky.social•51 days ago

God bless @theonion.com

metavulture.com•51 days ago

But does he do taxes and can he earn the household an income?

ceylene.bsky.social•51 days ago

Listen, that's not a deal breaker for me.
As long as he's within the 25-35 range.

puregoldj.bsky.social•51 days ago

Do they have one with a nude woman inside? Asking for a friend. 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️

katznjazz.bsky.social•51 days ago

🤣

mystichealer67.bsky.social•51 days ago

Oh thank God

chakanawe.bsky.social•51 days ago

But some of us paid *extra* for that, Kohler. Get it together!

lunazamoracreative.bsky.social•51 days ago

must be one of the 'AI fluencers' They are getting out of hand!!

tiyash.bsky.social•51 days ago

Ok this was in my feed along with all the Zuck news and it made me laugh so much - thank you Onion!

acidcatfish.bsky.social•50 days ago

I thought the nude man was a bonus.

hughnh.bsky.social•51 days ago

Looks like the opposite of IKEA

ictomar.bsky.social•51 days ago

I'm keeping mine.

reed-77.bsky.social•51 days ago

I totally thought that was Fauci…

robtcb007.bsky.social•51 days ago

So it wasn’t just me who thought that !

sianofthedead.bsky.social•51 days ago

If Fauci and Pence had a baby

mrmoritz.bsky.social•51 days ago

Mmmmm, soft

jerarebekah.bsky.social•51 days ago

🤣🤣

pkprotoplasm.southcape.org•51 days ago

Hey I bought those for a reason!

farleyfoofoo.bsky.social•51 days ago

It's called a "Gift with Purchase"

lindakate2829.bsky.social•51 days ago

Hey

ijin8.bsky.social•51 days ago

That wasn't a feature?

glen4532.bsky.social•51 days ago

It’s an undocumented feature

devilishlydo.bsky.social•51 days ago

I'm not returning mine. Giving up my warranty is a small price to pay for my Bath Grampy.

brahclee.bsky.social•51 days ago

Same guy in each tub?

chipchart.bsky.social•51 days ago

Just rebrand as "bath therapy"

hillsidehippie.bsky.social•51 days ago

I specifically asked for the one with a nude woman😜🤞

jaded-escapist.bsky.social•51 days ago

Can I keep mine? He gives good hugs.

rayleighscatter.bsky.social•50 days ago

Our old man arrived wrinkled and disoriented. Also he's nearly useless, often sleeping more than the cat. One activity he seems focussed on is organizing the recycling - but our city has us put everything in one container for pickup.

bigpapitheking.bsky.social•51 days ago

Too late... I opened the box and this naked old man jumped out, I tried to put clothes on him but it was like putting a sweater on a sphinx cat. now he is on my countertop looking for hard candies....

Send help!

lunablusheri.bsky.social•50 days ago

😅

doyoulikepizza.bsky.social•51 days ago

Why is there a picture of a bathing Tony Fauci in my feed

bayou-girl.bsky.social•51 days ago

🤣🤣

bdmax54.bsky.social•51 days ago

I wanted that gig so bad.

dizdebb.bsky.social•51 days ago

Just send it…. With the nude man🤭

randyma.bsky.social•51 days ago

What's the deal with these bathtubs with the narrow edges? At least, if you slipped you'd die instantly from the broken neck. Maybe the edges should be sharpened. Call it the guillotub.

vanta-bleu.satan.social•51 days ago

I contacted The Babylon Bee and they told me this is fake news.

bomey.bsky.social•51 days ago

I'm keeping mine 😾

dougjoubert.bsky.social•51 days ago

Thank you, The Onion. Thank you very much.

birdermaria.bsky.social•51 days ago

Much needed humor. 😁

dayanaic.bsky.social•51 days ago

Who else thought the old man was Anthony Fauci?

gizmopizmo.bsky.social•51 days ago

This is not the nude man I ordered.

andreapa.bsky.social•50 days ago

That’s another good reason to take a shower then!! 🤣

snadwai.bsky.social•51 days ago

Do I need to return the man too?

introvertedcatlady.bsky.social•51 days ago

This makes total sense because I ordered the bathtub that was supposed to come with Ryan Reynolds in it but I got this one instead. Very disappointed. 1-star.

Hopefully they can get the correct order shipped out to me ASAP

spitmodel.bsky.social•51 days ago

Absurd

ipatch309.bsky.social•51 days ago

Is that Dr. Fauci!?!

randyma.bsky.social•51 days ago

No, it's his imposter, Dr Falsie

fiona-the-celt.bsky.social•51 days ago

Will replacement baths come with a younger man?

milesbenjamin.bsky.social•51 days ago

Do they ship female versions as well?

lindosh.bsky.social•51 days ago

😂😂😂😂

chamfort142.bsky.social•51 days ago

If you're a grandma, you hit the jackpot!

blueberrysummer.bsky.social•51 days ago

\o/

expatrob462.bsky.social•51 days ago

They didn't poke holes in the box and my nude man was dead when it arrived.

Set up was easy. The porcelain looks nice.

It took two of us to drag the nude guy to a dumpster.

3.5/5