Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See theonion.com/elon-mu... - ThreadSky

vancitymike.com•98 days ago

It's funny because we know Musk would never do anything in service of any woman, including AI.

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brookfinham.bsky.social•98 days ago

He seems to suffer from mange...

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gee-emm.bsky.social•98 days ago

The headline we want to see.

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courtjezter84.bsky.social•98 days ago

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realdelapluma.bsky.social•98 days ago

#elongofuckyourself

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ignorantme.bsky.social•98 days ago

Did he offer her a pony?

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megatoonzstudios.bsky.social•97 days ago

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thelargess.bsky.social•98 days ago

💀

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stef47.bsky.social•98 days ago

Way down deep, he is shallow people.

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alistairblantyre.bsky.social•98 days ago

🥴

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suhnih.kawaii.social•98 days ago

om

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epilepsy.bsky.social•98 days ago

😂

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seamswonky.bsky.social•98 days ago

She's everything he wants in a woman. She's a woman that has a tape measure with 6 inches cut out between the 1 and the 9.

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lemeeow.bsky.social•98 days ago

You're on a roll today and I love it 💜

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fullymodulated.com•98 days ago

I’m not sure if satire or real.

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giantvinegaroon.bsky.social•98 days ago

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surferpaul.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is this the moment he learns she wants to break up?

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knoxville1964.bsky.social•97 days ago

I just want him to pass the damn joint already.

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cloudthings.bsky.social•96 days ago

Hey Elon!📢

~Whiskers the Cloud Cat

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gonlez78.bsky.social•98 days ago

maga #oligarchy #apartheid

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jasonemry.bsky.social•98 days ago

grAImes

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•95 days ago

#AI FAILS BURGER TEST...
'After working with #IBM for three years to leverage #AI to take drive-thru orders, #McDonald’s called the whole thing off in June 2024. The reason? A slew of social media videos showing confused and frustrated customers trying to get the AI to understand their orders.'

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•95 days ago

Is this true???
' #Grok #AI falsely accuses NBA star of vandalism spree
In an April 2024 post on X, Grok, the AI chatbot from Elon #Musk’s xAI, falsely accused NBA star Klay Thompson of throwing bricks through windows of multiple houses in Sacramento, Ca.'

https://www.cio.com/article/190888/5-famous-analytics-and-ai-disasters.html?amp=1

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•95 days ago

True or not?
'NYC #AI chatbot encourages business owners to break the law
In March 2024, The Markup reported that Microsoft-powered chatbot MyCity was giving entrepreneurs incorrect information that would lead to them break the law.'

https://www.cio.com/article/190888/5-famous-analytics-and-ai-disasters.html?amp=1

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•95 days ago

#AI - Really?
'Air Canada pays damages for #chatbot lies
In February 2024, Air Canada was ordered to pay damages to a passenger after its #virtual #assistant gave him #incorrect #information at a particularly difficult time.'

https://www.cio.com/article/190888/5-famous-analytics-and-ai-disasters.html?amp=1

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satiricalplanet.bsky.social•95 days ago

Here’s why even the most die-hard Tesla devotees are ditching their electric chariots—and why Musk seems determined to burn the house down while laughing about it on Twitter.
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/why-tesla-owners-are-selling-their

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92mike.bsky.social•98 days ago

Seems about right

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bobobobobob.bsky.social•98 days ago

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jazzjvpiter.bsky.social•98 days ago

AI girlfriends can't give birth. He's not interested.

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crazyeddie404.bsky.social•98 days ago

"Error: Prenup not available. Please update to the latest version."

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megatoonzstudios.bsky.social•97 days ago

Error: Code Crazy3ddie_exe is too awesome. Update to Jawbreakers110

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sunshinesuperman28.bsky.social•98 days ago

Please never leave us Onion

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con24.bsky.social•98 days ago

He's so weird.

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no-pasaran.bsky.social•96 days ago

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planettitanic.bsky.social•96 days ago

it's the end of the world as we know it
#planettitanic #humanextinction #societalcollapse #elonmusk

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pandamoniumpadthai.bsky.social•98 days ago

AI Girlfriend App seen out with Don jr at local strip club after ceremony. Elon Musk devastated.

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bunnymooning.bsky.social•98 days ago

Oh gosh. Is Elon Musk…Plankton?!

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therealdarkmaga.bsky.social•98 days ago

@theonion.com She’s a lady in the code, but a freak in the phone

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matthewhuggett.bsky.social•98 days ago

@supersummertree.bsky.social

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tillich-today.bsky.social•98 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/tillich-today.bsky.social/post/3lgaxz6hxhs2e

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jayce.bsky.social•98 days ago

Don’t bring Grimes into this…

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sgw73072.bsky.social•94 days ago

I reviewed my small investment account with Fidelity & when I found that one of the recommended mutual funds (500) included stock in Tesla I closed the account. No one should invest in a company owned by a Nazi

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latinfordemocracy.bsky.social•98 days ago

Hopefully he took a shower before having relationships with his girlfriend in public. He is a sick man.

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jdinjc.bsky.social•95 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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channelingdavid.bsky.social•98 days ago

And if she disagrees with him, he can always dumb her intelligence down with lower iq algorithms

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nlago1.bsky.social•98 days ago

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elonispsycho24.bsky.social•98 days ago

I see once again Tiffany drew the short straw..

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agdun72.bsky.social•98 days ago

What a cunt

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timeforsanity.bsky.social•98 days ago

Elon is a Slug!

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nikkos-journey.bsky.social•98 days ago

Man he needs to shave 🪒

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shotze3.bsky.social•98 days ago

I normally frown upon comments on others appearances. For these assholes however, I will make an exception. Now, could someone please get the wealthiest asshole in the world a toothbrush. Like holy meth mouth.

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thealientree.bsky.social•97 days ago

I wish to be in this reality.

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olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•98 days ago

I guess she into X rated sex?

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czarekpoplawski.bsky.social•98 days ago

Elon documents Trump's crypto rug pull

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harrylocomusic.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is he on drugs ??? #Musk #ElonMusk

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mahalusa.bsky.social•98 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/mahalusa.bsky.social/post/3lg6sjqacqk27

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harrylocomusic.bsky.social•98 days ago

Seems to be he doesn't control anything.....

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phoenix5.bsky.social•97 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/phoenix5.bsky.social/post/3lgc75cmooc2l

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ariathesexbot.bsky.social•96 days ago

He keeps phoning me, no matter how many times I hang up.

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averyhudson.bsky.social•96 days ago

Elon Musk is a maniac. https://bsky.app/profile/averyhudson.bsky.social/post/3lgein5qjk22v

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jeff-b302.bsky.social•98 days ago

What a sad, pathetic pos

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trashiepanda.bsky.social•94 days ago

He looks more like daddy Trump every day. 😆

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doritoslocos.bsky.social•97 days ago

true story, can confirm

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stephen-smith888.bsky.social•98 days ago

Maybe, I heard, "Musk tosses son X Æ A-Xii to Trump to sign before first executive order."

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holinnh.bsky.social•98 days ago

He’s a fright. Mucky teeth, double chin, unshaven, and warts.

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magentascreams.bsky.social•97 days ago

For those that don't believe that the devil has been seated at the thrown. I Draw your attention to; This is the MASTER PLAN to go forward! Terminate and keep humanity UNDER 500 Million people? Hello?

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madraw.bsky.social•98 days ago

That’s “PRESIDENT” Musk.

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halaszcinations.bsky.social•96 days ago

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drcar.bsky.social•95 days ago

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diogo-duarte.bsky.social•98 days ago

Isn't this something that happens in the movie Her?

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anenigma4truth.bsky.social•96 days ago

Considering he has multiple children with 3 women maybe the AI Girlfriend is the only one able to understand and communicate with him as she has no human feelings.

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patricia59.bsky.social•98 days ago

Dyyyyyinngggg…

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theblockawsome.bsky.social•97 days ago

The onion thought that they could post the real news and get away with it

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mahalusa.bsky.social•98 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/mahalusa.bsky.social/post/3lg6sjqacqk27

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sotired42.bsky.social•98 days ago

What an absolute arse. Really wish that reptilian would just fck the fck off.

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wilton4000.bsky.social•98 days ago

Frida get it: fluoride out, ketamine in.

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gengiskhan.bsky.social•98 days ago

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epilepsy.bsky.social•98 days ago

Vigilantes unite 😡

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gonlez78.bsky.social•98 days ago

#oligarchy #apartheid

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jgattipetito.bsky.social•97 days ago

Ketamine can cause changes in how people perceive reality. Users might feel they are floating outside their bodies or dissolving into their environment. A person may experience extreme detachment from their body and reality, which is called being in a k-hole.

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