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theonion.com • 100 days ago

FDA Bans Red Food Dye
https://theonion.com/fda-bans-red-food-dye/

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sallysue99.bsky.social•100 days ago

Swedish fish just aren’t going to hit the same

neptunelover.bsky.social•100 days ago

Hmm....from the sun?

ve5iv.bsky.social•100 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/ve5iv.bsky.social/post/3lfsktoihdc27

blackherring.bsky.social•99 days ago

Don’t worry. We still have good ol red 40

huh-nope.bsky.social•100 days ago

It's UN-AMERICAN for corn syrup sold as 'fruit' to be it's natural color.
Ditto for the other delicious chemicals I can't pronounce.

jcole1974.bsky.social•99 days ago

Does this include red Onion?

glen922.bsky.social•99 days ago

They're actually purple, so probably safe.

frstydae.bsky.social•100 days ago

I guess shes one of those Blue bloods. 😭😂

chloekaban.bsky.social•100 days ago

Simple, you just eat the colour red directly!

protocol6.lonecoder.com•100 days ago

I can't fault the logic behind putting 'espionage trainee' in the less accessible format and the cover job of 'certificate watermarker' in the more accessible format.

fca2nd2.bsky.social•100 days ago

It's those damn Demorats infringing on my right to eat red!

glen922.bsky.social•99 days ago

Raspberries are the answer to your red needs.

foxifer.bsky.social•100 days ago

Red 4 just doesn't hit like red 40

tacticaltheykisser.bsky.social•100 days ago

You can buy my protein powder to get your recommended dose of Red.

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happynoodlegirl.bsky.social•98 days ago

We will keep the yellow 6 and red 40, though. We don't wanna step on the toes of the pharmaceutical industry and hurt their Ritalin sales.

tarheellinda.bsky.social•100 days ago

Is that in Trump’s hair dye?

uncledavesplace.bsky.social•100 days ago

I prefer Panama Red anyway.

billyed.bsky.social•100 days ago

Don’t worry there’s still plenty of blue to go around

paireon.bsky.social•100 days ago

Easy. Kill more commies. Seriously girl it's like you're not even trying.

or7f.bsky.social•100 days ago

Will we still be able to make orange?

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