CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-int... - ThreadSky

funkyartlady.bsky.social•22 days ago

Omg with the ways things are going its possible...

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rafa2tex.bsky.social•22 days ago

Hilarious!

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msbak.bsky.social•22 days ago

Gross😆

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grapepanta.bsky.social•22 days ago

okay so this ones Insane thanks

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mothmanshadow.bsky.social•22 days ago

As hilarious as this is, I think it's a fantastic idea

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puma-p.bsky.social•22 days ago

This has so woke

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the-brain-of-dave.bsky.social•22 days ago

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in months. Jesus…

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carronlaforce.bsky.social•22 days ago

Every f'n time, man...you get me every time.

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cpereira1981.bsky.social•22 days ago

I literally LOL’d but poor puppy 😢

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daveloxton.bsky.social•22 days ago

Scabby-Do

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lilirune.bsky.social•22 days ago

We know this is The Onion and not a real headline because the CDC isn’t allowed to make public statements anymore… which itself sounds like a headline from The Onion.

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markjohnston905.bsky.social•22 days ago

Actual lol.

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brandonwebb.bsky.social•22 days ago

The Onion is undefeated.

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protozyn.bsky.social•22 days ago

he already exists: @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social

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paganoutlaw.bsky.social•22 days ago

moist puppy has a very different story to tell

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jack50923.bsky.social•22 days ago

I’m sorry onion, but under trump this isn’t comedy, it’s entirely possible.

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vieuxquelquechose.bsky.social•22 days ago

It's a powerful image

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yulriddick.bsky.social•22 days ago

I'm refraining from cracking a smile at the term "raw dog" due to an ongoing tragedy.

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garyokeefe.bsky.social•22 days ago

Make this a real thing.

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orangefever1969.bsky.social•22 days ago

The dog’s name is Stormy.

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wowbobwowx.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

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nom-de-plum.bsky.social•22 days ago

What a triumph!!

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thelucvill.bsky.social•22 days ago

Lmfao this is funny af.

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ella1123.bsky.social•22 days ago

@mkratzer21.bsky.social

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mkratzer21.bsky.social•22 days ago

I laughed way too hard at that 😆

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ultimatum.bsky.social•22 days ago

This would actually be really cool

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stevenzurita.bsky.social•21 days ago

Any relation to the army's mascot "Liberty"?

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bluecow11.bsky.social•22 days ago

Clowns and canine abusers

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mrpickles1.bsky.social•22 days ago

Awww poor guy =(

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normanbrown3.bsky.social•22 days ago

This sounds like a dei hire

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wheezer-444.bsky.social•22 days ago

I swear I have to keep checking if it’s real or not

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lyintad.bsky.social•22 days ago

Nothing about the pleasures?

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drjohnfrancis.bsky.social•22 days ago

I can definitely get behind this

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v-ron.bsky.social•22 days ago

OMG! 🤣

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robbydobbymark2.bsky.social•22 days ago

I know this is satire but it really sounds like something RFK Jr. would actually come up with…

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thefromaster.bsky.social•22 days ago

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fatguytd3.bsky.social•22 days ago

Trump already scrapped it

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plastikbuddha.bsky.social•22 days ago

And his feline companion Purple Waffles

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olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•22 days ago

Is onions and mustard included?

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timmykbay.bsky.social•22 days ago

Isn't that Snoop's new name after the GOP had their way with him?

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almostbobbijo.bsky.social•22 days ago

I really need a “just peed my pants laughing” emoji.

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abluehairedfox.bsky.social•22 days ago

This is an Onion post, but this sound really freakin' beliveable lmao

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sdvibe.bsky.social•22 days ago

'Teaser' the Poodle Joins 'Raw Dog' to Discuss Abstinence in Select Christian Schools

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ayallgood.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oof.
Too rough, man.

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mintzbuck.bsky.social•22 days ago

I think given the current administration, it would be more like the dog that had pre-marital sex.

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dimplescupck.bsky.social•22 days ago

I wish you bought Tik tok lol

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tatsachlich.bsky.social•22 days ago

Under Republican rule, the Onion has better sexual health advice than the actual CDC.

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nerdpocalypse.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oh no, sorry onion, you cannot top reality..
CDC will introduce the canine mascot "dam b1tc[]" to warn against the dangers of DEI

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mattchamberlain42.bsky.social•22 days ago

No way the Tяump admin will let kids learn about anything but him

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johnignatiusriley.bsky.social•21 days ago

Ah, but Raw Dog is Trump’s alter ego.

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billbuchman.bsky.social•22 days ago

If only. Looking ahead to something far more ridiculous from CDC in coming years.

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jaycube2001.bsky.social•22 days ago

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious!!!

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snackingbeans.bsky.social•22 days ago

STOP THEYRE GONNA BELIEVE IT

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dogmama2x.bsky.social•22 days ago

Raw dog huh?

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bonshob.bsky.social•22 days ago

That would suggest that there is a cooked dog.. or hot dog, if you will

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dogmama2x.bsky.social•22 days ago

Made me laugh.

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bonshob.bsky.social•22 days ago

Well... That's ruff

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celiaiscricket.bsky.social•22 days ago

Hahahahahaha

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milesbenjamin.bsky.social•22 days ago

Jokes byside - Republicans would lock all teenagers into giant plastic bubbles, before giving them any sex-ed.

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mlrickard.bsky.social•22 days ago

Or have sex with them.

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milesbenjamin.bsky.social•22 days ago

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phxcat.bsky.social•22 days ago

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ottergentleman.bsky.social•22 days ago

I wish I could work for the Onion. Their work is gold.

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qawsarah.bsky.social•22 days ago

You guys are everything America needs.

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abbercadabbers.bsky.social•22 days ago

I love you folks, but this is a cursed headline lol

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gnitsuj.bsky.social•22 days ago

@bananabreakfast.bsky.social

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bananabreakfast.bsky.social•22 days ago

Lmao kids these days

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arcticfox975.bsky.social•22 days ago

What CDC?

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gusgus1967.bsky.social•22 days ago

They could use pictures of the trump children

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geekydad123.bsky.social•22 days ago

The one on the left looks more like Matt Gaetz. Good ol' Butthead.

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kazukami.bsky.social•22 days ago

That’s Ruff….

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rheumtogroove.bsky.social•22 days ago

This reminds me of the Chappelle Show clip using muppets to teach about STIs

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michelleattictre.bsky.social•22 days ago

😂😂😂

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shigsmcgigs.bsky.social•22 days ago

speaking of eating cats...

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frogskin76.bsky.social•22 days ago

Priceless 😂

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mikeshands.bsky.social•22 days ago

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el-condor-pasa.bsky.social•22 days ago

Also known as “touch rfk jr day” on capital hill.

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bryceg73.bsky.social•22 days ago

First I thought this is real too because if state of country and why not? Then I saw it was from The Onion. Then I saw it was the CDC and they can’t say or do anything because of the current administration

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