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theonion.com • 79 days ago

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-boys-try-to-convince-father-that-barron-a-dei/

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dlogue.bsky.social•79 days ago

Technically this is true because ‘Melanoma’ falsified her citizenship application. She came here and worked illegally without a work visa. That’s an immediate disqualification and cause for deportation. So Baron has no ‘Birthright’ for US citizenship … even if President Microphallus is the father.

ajuror.bsky.social•79 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/ajuror.bsky.social/post/3lhjl3mw4cc2p

moderateinall.bsky.social•79 days ago

Barron "Dad can I be your favorite son?"
Donald "No"
Barron "Let me introduce you to cryptocurrency"
Donald "Thank you dearest son"

max.is.a.cutie.fyi•79 days ago

u heard of deia now u got dei(t)b

that t is meant to be silent

msbak.bsky.social•79 days ago

Could be very close to the truth 😆

schnoidl.bsky.social•79 days ago

Weirdo, but he delivers. He gets that Indonesian adrenochrome that nobody else can swing.

poor genetic backwash.

ryanmcgarry.ca•79 days ago

Word on the street is that he's half Slovenian, whatever that means.

neo1881.bsky.social•79 days ago

He's Melania's anchor baby!

treziok.bsky.social•79 days ago

If birthright citizenship goes away, he'll just be deported.

grumpyjay.bsky.social•79 days ago

In all seriousness, at what point does Jr. have one too many, see his dad looking at JD for a beat to long and just scream 'YOU KNOW HE WEARS GUYLINER RIGHT?!'

cubically61logical.bsky.social•79 days ago

Dumb and Dumber Junior

jeffhovis.bsky.social•79 days ago

Well, Bannon is the child of an illegal immigrant. Just saying.

rvillanova312.bsky.social•79 days ago

Don Jr vs Eric
Who.
Is.
Dumber?
I’m voting Eric.

bicklepentameter.bsky.social•79 days ago

Definitions of words aren’t what they mean.

jackimama.bsky.social•79 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

paganoutlaw.bsky.social•79 days ago

guess the rotten apples do not realize their mom was a DEI hire

disinfowarrior.bsky.social•79 days ago

Actually, it's eric that's a dei. The handicapped are valuable members of the community, well...except for eric.

ricpeldito.bsky.social•79 days ago

Stealing that!

grumpydoc19.bsky.social•79 days ago

D on Jr.
E ric
I vanka

bazinga987.bsky.social•79 days ago

DEI = Don jr, Eric, Ivanka

officejetpro9000.bsky.social•79 days ago

Baron is basically a anchor baby.

nerfherder76.bsky.social•79 days ago

Well he's certainly an anchor baby. Send him to Gitmo

jivealchemy.bsky.social•79 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

anthr0.bsky.social•79 days ago

Melania the DEI wife

hollyinfrance.bsky.social•79 days ago

DEI: Don, Eric, Ivanka

davethedad.bsky.social•79 days ago

That's some Da Vinci Code level shit.

hollyinfrance.bsky.social•79 days ago

Just an appropriate coincidence. 😉

hippietrail.bsky.social•79 days ago

So there is hidden order in the universe after all.

jnkle.bsky.social•79 days ago

Imagine always being behind Ivanka and now having to deal with Barron too. No wonder Jr is always one sniff away from a ski accident and Eric is well, Eric.

aquavirago.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is that not the most delicious irony? And they're really in that order by age, too, are they not?

hollyinfrance.bsky.social•79 days ago

Yes, I believe it is. Sometimes the universe has an interesting sense of humor. 😉

prplhazel.bsky.social•79 days ago

Actually more like an anchor baby

amidaniele.bsky.social•79 days ago

DEI? Donald, Eric and Ivanka.

dine-69.bsky.social•79 days ago

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

theycallmebear.bsky.social•79 days ago

I mean they’re all anchor babies

lyintad.bsky.social•79 days ago

Who’s the better Slav, Dad?

zitlips.bsky.social•79 days ago

Barron is the future anti-Christ

rockinbluesshow.bsky.social•79 days ago

😂😂

olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•79 days ago

Int not Barron, it's Elon.

jack-penaloza.bsky.social•79 days ago

I half believe the kid is much smarter... Half, because it's scary if he actually is.

c137-ricksanchez.bsky.social•79 days ago

Well he is over 6'5... that makes him a minority.

donnanoose.bsky.social•79 days ago

More anchor baby than DEI.

mrbrandondiaz.bsky.social•79 days ago

That uppercase A is making my teeth itch

wilzax.website•79 days ago

The T in "To" needs to settle down as well

mrbrandondiaz.bsky.social•79 days ago

I wanted to ask it to calm down but I felt like it was someone else’s fight. Grateful you showed.

I’ll get the articles, you take the prepositions. Ready: break! 👏🏽

aquavirago.bsky.social•79 days ago

Yeah, me too, but I'm grateful for it 'cause if I didn't know what The Onion was about already, it would be a tipoff that it's satire or stupidity.

grimmthereddeath.bsky.social•79 days ago

Trump himself is a DEI hire. How else you think a mentally disabled leather purse gets to be POTUS?

curtkipp.bsky.social•79 days ago

But he is. His mom's an immigrant and he's a birthright citizen.

cubechan.bsky.social•79 days ago

That would be funny, if I knew what the hell a DEI is

shivario.bsky.social•79 days ago

It’s okay, they don’t either.

cubechan.bsky.social•79 days ago

I know this is probably meant to be a left-wing Grandpa "ooooh got those right wing fucks on Facebook lawl"

But no seriously what the actual fuck is a DEI

shivario.bsky.social•78 days ago

The joke is that they don’t know what a DEI is. It’s just an all-purpose slur for someone they hate for being different.

cubechan.bsky.social•78 days ago

So it literally doesn't mean anything does it? It's not really an acronym, is it? Can't I just pronounce it the same as "day" in this case?

shivario.bsky.social•77 days ago

It’s an acronym for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.

People who have a problem with those concepts use it as a slur to mean “special treatment for people who aren’t white men,” or just as a slur for anyone who’s not a white man.

happyhiram.bsky.social•79 days ago

Barron is the only one not a DEI (Don’t,Err,Ivan)

nanaspears.bsky.social•79 days ago

Lmao

jnkle.bsky.social•79 days ago

I think Barron is more of an anchor baby than a DEI baby.

steveperkins62.bsky.social•79 days ago

iykyk

milliebigbobs.bsky.social•79 days ago

If only we had the seven knives of Megiddo.

piyoinstitute.bsky.social•78 days ago

What about his AI generated bas*ards Elonia & Zucheria?

mjsew-n-sew.bsky.social•79 days ago

Under Daddy's policies, they should be deported, too.

tweeteresse.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is Elon a DEI?

tweeteresse.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is Melania a DEI?

lafemelle.bsky.social•79 days ago

Not one drop of American blood runs through that family except Tiffany.

weallhumanbeans.bsky.social•79 days ago

Who is writing these headlines? I’m either stroking out or this isn’t proper English. Not the first time recently.

yarnartist.bsky.social•79 days ago

I think, in this case, they’re saying Don jr and Erik talk like morons: Barron a DEI! Try adding a “duh” when you play it back in your head; it makes more sense. (But I could be wrong.)