Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance theonion.com/investi... - ThreadSky

zabroglexis.bsky.social•9 days ago

More of this please. Really embarrass the fuck out of him. Like he's embarrassing all of America right now.

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msbak.bsky.social•10 days ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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hungerman.bsky.social•10 days ago

Just playing, I'm sure it wasn't him I get retarded scams all day long

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hungerman.bsky.social•10 days ago

And keep that Tesla you offered... I'm not for sale

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hungerman.bsky.social•10 days ago

We're past the point of being buddies and into my own rage pal

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hungerman.bsky.social•10 days ago

If he wasn't such a dick I think he'd be fun to smoke and play games with but he's too friggin greedy and angry to hang with plus he's fucking us all

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doggirl1.bsky.social•9 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/doggirl1.bsky.social/post/3lhvotlc3yc2k

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art-and-soul.bsky.social•10 days ago

He looks like a naked mole rat.

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ajnyx.bsky.social•10 days ago

Every year that goes by, he resembles a thumb more and more.

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djwils.bsky.social•10 days ago

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iranphotos.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thought and prayers for all the innocent children he plucked those hairs from one by one.

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vidarrr.bsky.social•10 days ago

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shyberry.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣

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cmjinmadison.bsky.social•10 days ago

@fantasyyeti.bsky.social

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cmjinmadison.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'm humbled. This is PERFECT

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mcooper63.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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benjimenez.bsky.social•10 days ago

Sounds like a hair raising situation

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tammyelle.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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cmjinmadison.bsky.social•10 days ago

Petty, but Herr Musk deserves all of it🖕

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sdambrosio.bsky.social•10 days ago

😡

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piebrain.bsky.social•10 days ago

Donald Trump signs executive order for free Ozempic for billionaires

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dynamitefuzz.bsky.social•10 days ago

All the money in the world and doesn’t want to pay a dietician and personal trainer.

Never understand how as a billionare some of them are also morbidly obese. Literally pay someone to wake you up and go to the gym in your oversized mansion.

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shugnate.bsky.social•10 days ago

Elon Musk's secret service code name is Hair Plug.

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ronalddarby.bsky.social•10 days ago

Please investigate Musk’s inability to properly handle “Big Balls”. Democracy dies in darkness.

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guasha.bsky.social•10 days ago

Same surgery that Felon had.

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thrideye.bsky.social•10 days ago

The fear of Musk into the federal government systems is there’s a lot to be gained for him having this kind of access. An egotistical person only invests in things if there’s something in it for him. What best other than the United States as his personal piggy bank.🤔

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one-infinity.bsky.social•10 days ago

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nsal79.bsky.social•10 days ago

He looks like the victim of an acid attack.

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msmeiriona.bsky.social•10 days ago

You can tell this is satire, because the real hair-plug guy is someone he'll deny exists.

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tacutacu.bsky.social•10 days ago

Someone need to call Mario

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dinomom77.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣

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headdoc35.bsky.social•10 days ago

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jeffthompson48.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest thing going around.

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ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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twoifbyland.bsky.social•10 days ago

Deport Elmo

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questauthority.bsky.social•10 days ago

I thought you did satire.

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shottheserif.bsky.social•10 days ago

Oh god, I just realized we're past the era of mistaking the New York Times for the Onion and in the era of mistaking The Onion for the New York Times.

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sigilweaver.bsky.social•10 days ago

The perfect response

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pre3chorded.bsky.social•10 days ago

Also the dude that covered up Elon Musk's illegal immigration

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dreaidea.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is what binds T*ump and Musk

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kayburn.bsky.social•10 days ago

Where’s his personal trainer tho?? Can we get one pls?

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milliebigbobs.bsky.social•10 days ago

In one of his transphobic rants, musky said no amount of surgery can change your biology. So he's bald. He also needs to be reminded that the hair plugs, chin alteration surgery, and testosterone boosters all count as gender affirming care. These facts do not care about his feelings 😉

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raudse.bsky.social•10 days ago

Not surprised at all

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stevethdemocrat.bsky.social•10 days ago

Only one with security clearance! 😒

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uwops.bsky.social•10 days ago

Trump and Musk are turning the whole security clearance thing into a political joke.

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n83z01qbui.bsky.social•10 days ago

#MoronMusk #ElonFungus

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fpardalis.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is a brilliant move. Like the Unified Reich,
we’ll have unified hair.

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claudiamw.bsky.social•10 days ago

To be fair, his hair plug guy really IS a miracle-worker.

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terrild.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yeah, well the “hair plug guy” went too deep.

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steveperkins62.bsky.social•10 days ago

What about Noem's plastic surgeon? Probably same guy who did Gaetz. I wonder if they're shipping him to Gitmo?

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cusoman.bsky.social•10 days ago

Change my mind: hair plugs is a gender affirming process

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adriofthedead.bsky.social•10 days ago

nothing to change, you’re objectively correct

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sighmahn.bsky.social•10 days ago

Well how else is he gonna hide that he's bald? On the subject of G.A.C, he's clearly in the "melting face" stage of his Botox treatment. Dude looks straight out of a Madame Tussaud museum.

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ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•10 days ago

I'm melting, melting...

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kmmickvega.bsky.social•10 days ago

Needs a boob guy.

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partoftheproblem.bsky.social•10 days ago

lol

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lorikrats.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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alwayseating.bsky.social•10 days ago

Even with all the plastic surgery, and hair transplants that money can buy, he's still ugly. That takes effort.

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mdgh.bsky.social•10 days ago

Yep, money can’t buy him prettiness. So funny though when musk is next to the felon, he’s so pasty white and trump looks so extreme with the bronzer.

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ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•10 days ago

Oh, that horrible orange make-up, and reverse racoon-eyes from too much tanning bed...

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mdgh.bsky.social•10 days ago

It’s ridiculously obvious. He’s so vein and yet he looks like the walking dead.

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rainmargaret.bsky.social•10 days ago

It's the dead eyes. The eyes of a Nazi. Sorry to say. You look at trump, musk, vance, and the rest and you just see the cold cruelty they have no trouble perpetrating. Never mind dog killer Noem.

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mdgh.bsky.social•10 days ago

Please, don’t be sorry. Yes, you got it. Things have gotten so bad, we really DO look at them that way. I’m getting a little nervous. And yet I can’t look away

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ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social•10 days ago

"He calls himself The Maestro, and that should be good enough for you fucktards in the media. Tiger's blood!"

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jasski.bsky.social•10 days ago

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samoart.bsky.social•10 days ago

I cannot even stand to look at his fascist addict face

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donewithmedia.bsky.social•10 days ago

Can’t we stop trying to make this funny. I know it’s supposed to be a joke. Read the room. No one is laughing. At least I’m not laughing. I don’t mean to speak for others.

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